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50 cliché tropes and prompts

It’s my first prompt list! Thank you to my followers for helping. Credit not needed but please don’t repost. Feel free to link back to the list! These may be cliche but I love them.

There’s people chasing us and I pulled you into the alley with me and wow you’re close

Your shirt/jumper was in the laundry pile and I couldn’t help but steal it

I’m dying and I’m confessing my love for you

Kissing in the rain and getting soaked before running inside laughing

Playing with their hair while their head’s in your lap.

Jolting awake after a nightmare and being comforted

“Good morning, beautiful/handsome”

Hands brushing unexpectedly

There’s only one bed and we sleep as far away as possible from each other but wake up cuddling

You confessed your feelings and we’re about to kiss but we get interrupted

Secret relationship

We dated in high school but then you moved away but now you’re back in town

Both going to grab the same thing and touching hands, then making eye contact.

We’re roommates but we’re falling for each other

Drunkenly confessing feelings

I need a date for this wedding

“I think I’m in love with you.”

Fake dating AU

Blurting out a confession of love

You’re in a coma and I confess all my feelings only for you to wake up

Blind date set up by friends

You’re my new bodyguard and you’re cute.

“Just tell why you did it!” “Because I’m in love with you, okay!”

You’re my ex but I think I still have feelings for you

Wrapping arms around them when they make breakfast

Cuddling in comfortable silence before murmuring “I love you”

Help me I’m being hit on at a bar please be my fake boyfriend for a second

We literally ran into each other

You’re leaving for something dangerous and I can’t help but kiss you

Painting the house that ends in a paint fight and giggles

“You’ve got something on your lip, here let me.”

A soft smile before leaning in for a kiss

Everyone thinks I should stay away from you because you’re dangerous

Spin the bottle

“Do you trust me?”

Friends with benefits and both people catching feelings.

We’re dating and I didn’t know you were a mobster/biker

Everyone thinks we’re already dating, but we’re just best friends- oh wait

Having a bad day and the other noticing

“You saved my life.”

Overhearing they have feelings for you

I’m going to save you from the terrible date you’re having

Taking care of the other when sick or injured

I’m your new neighbour and I got locked out, help!

You took a bullet for me

Argument leading to kissing/sex

“I’ve been in love with you for years.”

I called you at 2am because I need you

You caught me doing something dangerous and flipped out 

I’m scared but won’t admit it so you take my hand 

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50 cliché tropes and prompts

It’s my first prompt list! Thank you to my followers for helping. Credit not needed but please don’t repost. Feel free to link back to the list! These may be cliche but I love them.

There’s people chasing us and I pulled you into the alley with me and wow you’re close

Your shirt/jumper was in the laundry pile and I couldn’t help but steal it

I’m dying and I’m confessing my love for you

Kissing in the rain and getting soaked before running inside laughing

Playing with their hair while their head’s in your lap.

Jolting awake after a nightmare and being comforted

“Good morning, beautiful/handsome”

Hands brushing unexpectedly

There’s only one bed and we sleep as far away as possible from each other but wake up cuddling

You confessed your feelings and we’re about to kiss but we get interrupted

Secret relationship

We dated in high school but then you moved away but now you’re back in town

Both going to grab the same thing and touching hands, then making eye contact.

We’re roommates but we’re falling for each other

Drunkenly confessing feelings

I need a date for this wedding

“I think I’m in love with you.”

Fake dating AU

Blurting out a confession of love

You’re in a coma and I confess all my feelings only for you to wake up

Blind date set up by friends

You’re my new bodyguard and you’re cute.

“Just tell why you did it!” “Because I’m in love with you, okay!”

You’re my ex but I think I still have feelings for you

Wrapping arms around them when they make breakfast

Cuddling in comfortable silence before murmuring “I love you”

Help me I’m being hit on at a bar please be my fake boyfriend for a second

We literally ran into each other

You’re leaving for something dangerous and I can’t help but kiss you

Painting the house that ends in a paint fight and giggles

“You’ve got something on your lip, here let me.”

A soft smile before leaning in for a kiss

Everyone thinks I should stay away from you because you’re dangerous

Spin the bottle

“Do you trust me?”

Friends with benefits and both people catching feelings.

We’re dating and I didn’t know you were a mobster/biker

Everyone thinks we’re already dating, but we’re just best friends- oh wait

Having a bad day and the other noticing

“You saved my life.”

Overhearing they have feelings for you

I’m going to save you from the terrible date you’re having

Taking care of the other when sick or injured

I’m your new neighbour and I got locked out, help!

You took a bullet for me

Argument leading to kissing/sex

“I’ve been in love with you for years.”

I called you at 2am because I need you

You caught me doing something dangerous and flipped out 

I’m scared but won’t admit it so you take my hand 

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i made a quiz. which batkid are you and what should you talk to your therapist about like asap

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The M&M game

“Nope! I did not drive all the way over to this oversized house that’s in the middle of nowhere just for you to sit around on your electronics and ignore me.” Marinette claimed, pulling Tim off of his bed.

She had been over for maybe three minutes so far, having only just walked into Tim’s room, calling him out on his behavior before he could even do it.

“Heyyyy, I was comfy!” Tim whines, protesting weakly as he let Marinette drag him out of his room and down the hall.

They ended up wandering to the kitchen where Marinette somehow got her hands on a big bag of M&M’s while he had made their coffees.

“Do I even want to know how you got that? I’m pretty sure we didn’t have M&M’s a couple of minutes ago.” Tim says, blinking at his best friend dumbly.

“Does magic work as an answer?” The bluenette questioned as she grabbed a plate.

Of course, Marinette didn’t give Tim any time to answer her question, meaning she had just been thinking out loud not actually expecting an answer.

“You know what. Yes. Yes, it does. So, magic, that’s how.” Marinette claims with an amused tone and a nod of her head as she walked back to Tim’s room carrying the large M&M bag and a plate. Tim followed behind her, carrying their caffeinated drinks, rolling his eyes at Marinette’s antics.

Marinette claimed magic any time something happens that was hard to explain, maybe she really is magic.

The bluenette settled on Tim’s bed, placing the plate in front of herself before dumping enough M&M’s to cover the whole surface of the plate.

Tim placed the coffee cups on the nightstand before taking a seat on the bed across from Marinette with his laptop.

Marinette of course didn’t like this and confiscated his laptop, causing him to scowled at her before reaching for the M&M’s.

When he grabbed a few M&M’s Tim received a slap on the back of his hand, effectively dropping the M&M’s back on the plate.

“What?” Tim questioned curiously.

“They’re for a game,” Marinette explained, rolling her eyes at him as if it was obvious.

“Oh, and what game would that be?” Tim asked, raising a brow in her direction.

“Pff, like I would remember what the game is called,” Marinette claimed with a grin.

“Eh, that’s fair,” Tim said with a shrug, earning him a punch in the shoulder.

“Anyway, the game is kinda a get-to-know-you thing?” Marinette informs him.

“Mari, Bean, we’ve known each other for two years, and you want to play a get-to-know-you game?” Tim questioned, holding back a laugh at the ridiculousness of the proposed game.

Marinette just rolled her eyes at him before explaining the game’s rules.

“Each M&M is a different thing. The blue ones are illegal things you’ve done. The green ones are fun facts about yourself. The yellow ones are hobbies. The orange ones are abilities. The red ones are feelings. Finally, the brown ones are embarrassing stories.” Marinette explained.

“So… I can only eat the M&M’s if I answer whatever the color represents?” Tim asks, receiving a nod and a grin from Marinette.

“Yup! Two things before I forget, you can’t pick your own M&M’s, and you have to say something the other wouldn’t know.” Marinette informed him, and to her surprise, that only made Tim smirk at her.

“Okay then, you can go first since it’s your idea,” Tim suggested, handing her a brown M&M.

“Seriously? Embarrassing stories right off the bat?” Marinette took the M&M, throwing it up in the air and catching it in her mouth.

“Ok, Uh… Oh! I used to have a crush on Adrien Agrest.” Marinette states as her embarrassing memory.

“The model kid?” Tim asked with a raised brow.

“Yup. We went to school together and it wasn’t a celebrity crush. I liked him for his personality until I found out his ‘personality’ was not being kind and caring as I had previously thought, it was being compliant with everyone and not having a backbone. So, yeah, very embarrassing.” Marinette sums up, making air quotes around the word personality.

“Your turn” The bluenette states, handing him a yellow M&M.

“Uhm. I like photography?” Tim answers for his yellow hobby M&M before eating the M&M.

“Really?” Marinette asks Tim as she takes a green M&M that Tim was pointing at.

“Uhm. Yeah.” Tim answers a bit unsure if she was talking about the M&M color of his photography hobby.

“Huh. I’ll keep that in mind.” Marinette claims before eating her M&M.

“Fun fact I’ve jumped off the Eiffel tower,” Marinette says with a shrug.

“I’m sorry you did what?” Tim asked, staring at Marinette as if she was insane.

“Happened during the whole Hawkmoth thing,” Marinette says waving his concerns off, pointing to a brown M&M.

The game continued until the plate was only red M&M’s neither of them having answered a red or given a red M&M.

Both of the young adults being far more willing to incriminate themselves to each other with the blue M&M’s than they were to talk about feelings.

“So are we calling it?” Marinette asked. It was Tim’s turn to answer an M&M and she wanted to give him the chance to back out.

If someone was to question why they were avoiding feelings, the two caffeine-o-holics would never answer you, but the answer was obvious to anyone with eyes.

Tim and Marinette were a bit too close to be “just friends” but neither of them wanted to be the one to cross that line.

Tim let out a sigh.

He grabbed the plate and put it on the nightstand where their empty coffee cups sat.

Marinette leaned back a little, giving a small nod of her head, understanding that the M&M game was over.

But it wasn’t.

Tim took a calming breath before pulling Marinette closer causing the bluenette to fall into his lap with a yelp.

Tim smirked at her before helping her settle into his lap, resting his forehead against her’s, holding eye contact the whole time.

“I don’t know. Are we calling it?” Tim echoed back, but it was a different question with a different meaning.

Marinette looked at him a bit dazed before pulling him into a kiss.

She pulled away with a satisfied smirk.

“Yeah, I’m calling it. You’re mine.” Marinette answered causing her face to heat up as Tim just gave her a dazed look before pulling her back in. Only a few centimeters between their lips.

“Good, ‘cause you’re mine,” Tim claims before recapturing her lips.

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Marinette: aaaawwwww....

Jason: what?

Marinette: that was so cutee!!!

Jason: what was? *looks around the room* wha???

Marinette: you sneezed!!

Jason: *stares at her* ...my sneezes are not cute.

Marinette: yeah? well the face you make afterwards is cute.

Jason: ...you're so weird.

Marinette: *grins* I know.

Jason: I love it.

Marinette: aww.. you're just so cute. Stop being cute.

Jason: I can't, the switch is constantly on.

Marinette: *pats his shoulder* where's the off switch.

Jason: *kisses her forehead* I don't have one.

Marinette: sad.

Jason: *hugs her* I know, I know, it's sad being this cute all the time.

Marinette: absolutely horrible.

Jason: *grins into her hair* yeah, too cute for my own good.

Marinette: have I ever told you, you were a dork?

Jason: not recently.

Marinette: well, then you're a dork.

Jason: thank you.

Marinette: you're welcome.

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Attacking people who write fic that isn’t the fic you want to read won’t make them suddenly stop writing the fic they want and start writing the fic you want. 

They may stop writing in your fandom completely, and there won’t be more of the fic you want; just less fic overall.

Or, they may double down out of spite and write even more of the fic you don’t want, because fuck you, you entitled little goblin. 

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Internet Friends

For Maribat March day 4 theme internet friends

It was peaceful for once in the manor. Dick, Tim, Damian, Steph, Cass, and Babs were all in the living room doing their own thing. However peace cannot last forever and the silent atmosphere was interrupted by one Timothy Drake-Wayne. 

“Guys come check this out!” He exclaimed, his phone facing the others in the room. They all gathered around the phone, some more annoyed than others. On screen was a video and Tim hit play. 

It showed a girl with dark hair, blue eyes, and pale skin motioning for someone off screen to come over. There was music going on in the background and the girl was obviously getting impatient. The figure came on screen and they were all shocked to see it was Jason. Then at the top of the screen the words ‘Doing this trend with my overprotective best friend’ appeared and now they were very confused. Jason had never mentioned this girl before.

The music stopped and the girl repeated the lyrics “Look at my ass, look at my thighs” as she turned around. But before she could turn around Jason picked her up and carried her off screen before the video ended. 

“What was that?” Dick asked after a few seconds of silence. 

“It’s a trend on tik tok that girls usually do with their boyfriends, but in this case Jason and this girl are just best friends.” Steph answered. 

“How does Jason even know this girl?” Dick pointed out, asking the question that was on all of their minds. Unfortunately, no one, not even Tim, knew the answer. 

Cass then spoke up, “Watch more.” She grabbed Tim’s phone and played another video, however this time it was Jason holding the camera. He came over to the strange girl who looked to be baking something. She looked up at him weirdly, asking something that couldn’t be heard because of the audio playing, luckily they could read lips. 

‘What are you doing?’ She asked

Jason responded with ‘Just listen.’ 

She turned her attention to the camera as the lyrics “That’s my best friend, that’s my best friend” played. Jason was moving to the beat and that seemed to convince the girl to also move to the beat. The song continued with more lyrics playing “She’s not my girlfriend, she’s my best friend”. Then suddenly the lyrics “I just fuck her her from time to time” played and the girl whipped out her spoon and started whacking him on the head with it. She was screaming ‘LIES’ just before the video cut out. 

This led to them going on a spree of watching their tik toks. Apparently this was their shared account and both of them had separate accounts they planned to look at later. An hour had passed of them just watching their tik toks before they stumbled upon an intriguing one. The caption was ‘You guys asked for it, so I’ll explain. This is going to be my side of the story.’

It showed Margot, as they had found out her name was, sitting on her bed recording herself painting her nails a blood red as she talked. 

“Ok so you guys have been asking for this for a while so here it is. How I met Jason part one. And Jason will also be doing his side of the story, just so you’re aware, watch that after this. But this also takes place after the whole ‘Hawkmoth and Lila Incident’ so if you haven’t watched that storytime on my personal account, you should probably go do that.” 

One look at each other and they knew they were gonna look at the story afterwards. It was getting too good to leave now.

“So a long time ago I had a venting account on Instagram. Now I had many venting accounts, all with different usernames, including Twitter, Facebook, Snapchat, all that good stuff but Instagram is where I met Jason. I posted something about how death could never stop me because I had died by the hands of an akuma before but ladybug’s cure brought me back to life. But then later on in the post I said something about how if this one boy, you all know who he is, couldn’t take a hint then I would rather let death take me than bother living in this mortal realm. Jason ended up seeing the post since we were following each other at the time and DMed me. Now he said and I quote ‘Yo, my username at the time, if you need me to come and beat this guys ass I would be more than happy too. I would gladly let death claim me as well without your shit posts to relate to.’” 

She had tried to make her voice sound deeper and had stopped painting her nails so she could do air quotes. “Looking back on it now, that is such a Jason thing to say, but at the time I was pretty confused and mildly concerned. And time’s up, part two will be posted right now.” 

“Wait, what the heck is an akuma and ladybug’s cure and why did she die from it!?!?!” Dick shouted once the video ended. 

“Dick you don’t know what she’s talking about?” Babs asked in disbelief. 

“Tt, Grayson, and I thought you were one of the smart ones in this family.” Damian scoffed. 

“Does everyone here, but me, know what she’s talking about?” Dick questioned, getting yes and nods from everyone in the room.

“Okay Dick,” Tim began, “This is gonna be pretty unbelievable and complicated so I’ll try to explain it as best I can in a short amount of time so we can finish her side of the story before dinner. So while I’m explaining don’t interrupt me.” 

He waited for Dick to nod his head before continuing. “There are jewelry called miraculous that house mini gods that grant powers to whoever has the jewelry. Each miraculous houses a different god thus a different power. Miraculous themselves, including the gods bound to them, are neutral so they can be used for good or evil depending on who wields them. 

Hawkmoth and Mayura used the butterfly and peacock miraculouses for evil purposes and were basically emotional terrorists to the people of Paris. Hawkmoth was able to send out a butterfly with magic to a person feeling negative emotions and manipulate them to do his bidding. These butterflies and villains created by the butterflies were called akumas. If you were or became an akuma you were akumatized. Mayura was able to send out a feather with magic that also used negative emotions to create a monster that aided the akuma. The feathers were called amuks and the monsters were called sentimonsters. 

That was when the heroes Ladybug and Chat Noir also came along and fought Hawkmoth. Ladybug had the ladybug miraculous which granted her the power of lucky charm and miraculous ladybug. Lucky charm gave her an item needed to defeat the akuma and miraculous ladybug reversed all the damage a fight caused. She also had the task of purifying the akuma, turning it back into a butterfly. Chat Noir had the black cat miraculous which granted the power of cataclysm, which made it so he could destroy anything he touched. The 2 worked as a team for around a year before they brought in other temporary heroes who are not that important. Eventually all their temp heroes’ identities were outed and they could no longer use them so they were back to square one. 

However many people noticed that Chat Noir was not taking his job as seriously, he began sitting out battles, flirting with ladybug while there was an akuma, and even getting civilians killed, relying too heavily on ladybug’s cure. We’re not exactly sure what happened, we assumed she snapped because one akuma attack Chat Noir was not there. Instead, there was a whole new team of miraculous wielders including Murder Hornet wielder of the bee miraculous who had the power venom which let her temporarily paralize her opponent, Red Illusion wielder of the fox miraculous who had the power mirage which let him create illusions, Peridot Protector wielder of the turtle miraculous who had the power shelter which allowed him to create indestructible shields, Medusa wielder of the snake miraculous who had the power second chance which allowed her to reset the time line as many times as needed to win the battle, Mustang wielder of the horse miraculous who had the power voyage which let him create portals, and a new black cat holder, Midnight. 

The team took 6 months to defeat Hawkmoth and Mayura, who turned out to be Gabriel Agreste and Natalie Sancour. The Justice League tried to recruit them but they all wanted to live normal lives. Ladybug still checks in every 3-6 months to reassure everyone she still has all the miraculous. I don’t blame them, especially Ladybug, for wanting a normal life. This whole thing started when they were around 13 and ended when they were around 17.”

Tim then clicked on part two of her story, not even waiting for Dick to recover from the huge information dump. 

It was the exact same place she was at in part one, and she was still painting her nails the same shade of blood red. “Okay guys part two of how Jason and I met. If you didn’t watch part one go watch then return to this one. So picking up where we left off I Dmed him back and we ended up having a very long conversation about murder, people not understanding the word no, and spineless cowards. This went on for quite a while of us just messaging each other and eventually we gave each other our emails and then phone numbers. I gave him my phone number just before I moved out of Paris. After like 6 months of texting we planned to meet up at some park in New York that was near the apartment I lived at at the time. Now in hindsight that was a very dumb move on my part so to all the kids watching don’t go meeting up with strangers you meet on the internet. Do as I say not as I did. I almost regretted my decision to meet up with him because he is intimidating as hell! He’s like over 6 foot tall, with muscles the size of my head! I honestly thought that I had put myself in a very bad situation but thankfully he was just as nice in real life like he was over text. We ended up hanging out a lot more and long story short we’re best friends!” 

It was at this point that she looked directly into the camera with a glare that could rival Batman’s, stating, “Literally just best friends to all the people who think shipping us is okay!” And just like that, it was gone, “Anyways see you guys next video, bye!” 

And with that the video ended and the Wayne children, minus Jason obviously, were left wondering how they missed the fact Jason had a female best friend. One where they declared their friendship on the internet nonetheless!

“Well that was certainly something.” Steph commented. 

“Yeah, who knew Jason could have a non hero friend that we didn’t know about.” Tim joked. 

“So are we gonna watch Jason’s part?” Dick asked. 

“I don’t think we have time for that, but we can watch it after dinner.” Tim suggested, “Alfred is probably on his way to get us right now.”

“Tt, what do we do now?” Damian questioned. 

It was then that Cass stole Tim’s phone and started to play a new tik tok. And it showed Margot trying to teach Jason how to do the WAP dance. They were never letting him hear the end of this.

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I am literally so sorry for that huge information dump with the miraculous. I did not expect to get that carried away while writing and by the time I realized it, it was too late and I had to post. Honestly because of how much I wrote I will probably use the miraculous holders names in a future fic, cause I’m lazy. :P Also if you wanna guess their identities feel free to! Anyways tomorrows prompt fic thing will be like a prequel for this one, it’s basically why Marinette now goes by Margot and why she lived/lives in New York. The prompts “Betrayal” and “Texting” will be connected to this as well. :)  Also sorry this was posted so late, I had things to do, that I still need to do…I hate procrastination

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This is why I'm not giving out anything else, my mom and I have an agreement, she doesn't know what I write, I don't know what she writes.

The thing about Fandom spaces is that anyone can be in them. And by that, I mean that if you read Good Omens fanfiction on AO3, there's a 20% chance you've read something written by my mom.

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Flashbastard on AO3, I willingly don't have more information than that, because I know she writes spicy

The thing about Fandom spaces is that anyone can be in them. And by that, I mean that if you read Good Omens fanfiction on AO3, there's a 20% chance you've read something written by my mom.

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My mom says you're welcome

The thing about Fandom spaces is that anyone can be in them. And by that, I mean that if you read Good Omens fanfiction on AO3, there's a 20% chance you've read something written by my mom.

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Dick Grayson (Nightwing)

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The thing about Fandom spaces is that anyone can be in them. And by that, I mean that if you read Good Omens fanfiction on AO3, there's a 20% chance you've read something written by my mom.

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Excuse me, but i couldn't find part 5 for Let's fall in love for the night. Can I have the link? ):

Chapter 5 is actually the most recent one I posted, the timeskip to 6 months later! Enjoy!!