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I might've added the BG3 Art Book to my dnd assets stash

It's got stuff like the 5e players' handbook + 5e’s character sheet, the dm's guide, critical role's explorer's guide to wildmount, baldur's gate and waterdeep city encounters, 101 potions and their effects, volo's guide to monsters, both of Xanathar's guides, a bunch of other encounters, one shots, class builds, and other fun stuff!!

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the boys are passenger princes who need big strong women to save them

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so if you were wondering how my first playthrough of BG3 was going...

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i am in physical pain that bg3 dnd oneshot was not longer

also god i loved toxic co-parent shadowzel and the absolute role-reversal of gale and astarion

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i learned how to instal mods

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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

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So.

Another 751 unmarked graves were found at a Saskatchewan residential school.

Seven hundred fifty one.

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As a society valuing convenience over experience is why everything sucks today. Blockbuster was an EXPERIENCE. the movie theater was an EXPERIENCE. Music stores were an EXPERIENCE. Arcades were an EXPERIENCE. I don’t want to sit in my house forever!!!!! I don’t want everything streamed to my electronics!!!!! I want to sit in front of the big silver screen for 2 hours with a coke freeze and come out with my life changed!!!! I want to live and I don’t care the cost!!!!!!

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sada… ma’am… you occupy my mind….. 🦕

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new fun trend: take this quiz and tell me your score

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ayo i found 2 pages with head angles of humans and animals, could be useful to anyone reading this

hoomans

animals

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How will you have a femme cowboy!? What would one even look like 🤔

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Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had the sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)

Nope. Gold star or not, doesn’t really matter. (Btw I know this is a bot and don’t wanna start any discourse). I do find this invasive cause no one is entitled to my sexual history. I do support those who are gold stars and non gold stars. At the end of the day, you’re a lesbian if you’re attracted to women and lack an attraction to men.

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okay not sure how to approach this gently but say that, hypothetically, you own some essential oil sprays purchased from a huge department store chain. and there is a recall because they contain deadly disease causing bacteria that has confirmed deaths and has infected and killed who knows how many people because of how rare and difficult to diagnose it is in the united states:

do not throw out the bottles. do not dump the product in the toilet. do not allow the deadly bacteria into the soil, water supply, or landfills. it is an extreme biohazard. do not throw it out. do not throw it out. do not open the bottles.

put on gloves, double bag it tightly in resealable bags, put it in a cardboard box, and give it back to any of the chain's stores. disinfect everything in the room where it was used while wearing gloves. wash sheets and blankets on hot. consider using bleach.

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moo moo milk, illus. Tomokazu Komiya

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