lockboy-and-hammerkid
lockboy-and-hammerkid
“You’ll find my smoking body hung in wires overhead.”
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lockboy-and-hammerkid · 6 months ago
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“I’m sure she can. She’s real smart.”
[…may I offer a key.]
“MARRIAGE.”
[Where’d they come from? Who knows. But they’re in slightly more formal attire than normal.]
@lockboy-and-hammerkid
Yep!! Getting married.
He's also holding Raine! She's in a dress :3
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lockboy-and-hammerkid · 6 months ago
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OH HELL UEAH!!!
[Tosses a key at you]
“Hey dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.”
“Merry Crimer. Also today’s Joe, Moon, and Harry’s wedding.”
[Present upon ye!]
@lockboy-and-hammerkid
“Oh, hey.! How are you? Also thank you! I should try to drop by… i haven’t seen Moon or Harry in a while..,,”
[HE sighed. Stressed Steven. But !! He’s habby!!]
“..,? Also? Thank you. We… have hammers for you. If you are still interested in them?”
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lockboy-and-hammerkid · 6 months ago
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[Tosses a key at you]
“Hey dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.”
“Merry Crimer. Also today’s Joe, Moon, and Harry’s wedding.”
[Present upon ye!]
@lockboy-and-hammerkid
“Oh, hey.! How are you? Also thank you! I should try to drop by… i haven’t seen Moon or Harry in a while..,,”
[HE sighed. Stressed Steven. But !! He’s habby!!]
“..,? Also? Thank you. We… have hammers for you. If you are still interested in them?”
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lockboy-and-hammerkid · 6 months ago
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[Well, to the wedding they go!!]
[Tosses a key at you]
“Hey dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.”
“Merry Crimer. Also today’s Joe, Moon, and Harry’s wedding.”
[Present upon ye!]
@lockboy-and-hammerkid
“Oh, hey.! How are you? Also thank you! I should try to drop by… i haven’t seen Moon or Harry in a while..,,”
[HE sighed. Stressed Steven. But !! He’s habby!!]
“..,? Also? Thank you. We… have hammers for you. If you are still interested in them?”
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lockboy-and-hammerkid · 6 months ago
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“Yeah.. fair. We probably should go.. and I mean..?? I don’t really mind? But.. sure?”
[Anyways! Get yoinked!]
[Tosses a key at you]
“Hey dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.”
“Merry Crimer. Also today’s Joe, Moon, and Harry’s wedding.”
[Present upon ye!]
@lockboy-and-hammerkid
“Oh, hey.! How are you? Also thank you! I should try to drop by… i haven’t seen Moon or Harry in a while..,,”
[HE sighed. Stressed Steven. But !! He’s habby!!]
“..,? Also? Thank you. We… have hammers for you. If you are still interested in them?”
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lockboy-and-hammerkid · 6 months ago
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“I get it. I’m scared too, I’ll admit. Not the same things you are, no, but.. I’m still scared. I want them to be happy, and I know they will be together. And I don’t want that either. I care about him a lot too, y’know.”
[Key also has a suit on, fun!]
“Yeah, I know. You wore one every day a while back. And.. I assumed. Seven was just the number I first came up with. I don’t really have a lotta outfits. I normally wear my work uniform, honestly.”
[Tosses a key at you]
“Hey dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.”
“Merry Crimer. Also today’s Joe, Moon, and Harry’s wedding.”
[Present upon ye!]
@lockboy-and-hammerkid
“Oh, hey.! How are you? Also thank you! I should try to drop by… i haven’t seen Moon or Harry in a while..,,”
[HE sighed. Stressed Steven. But !! He’s habby!!]
“..,? Also? Thank you. We… have hammers for you. If you are still interested in them?”
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lockboy-and-hammerkid · 6 months ago
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“Kid’s a genius. She learned my name without me even saying it, and she learned hers in seconds.”
[…may I offer a key.]
“MARRIAGE.”
[Where’d they come from? Who knows. But they’re in slightly more formal attire than normal.]
@lockboy-and-hammerkid
Yep!! Getting married.
He's also holding Raine! She's in a dress :3
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lockboy-and-hammerkid · 6 months ago
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“Exactly. She. She shouldn’t be learning cuss words right out the womb.”
“Now, I’m not going to go further than basic facts, because I’m. Y’know, NOT a parent, and am a child. But.. yeah.”
[…may I offer a key.]
“MARRIAGE.”
[Where’d they come from? Who knows. But they’re in slightly more formal attire than normal.]
@lockboy-and-hammerkid
Yep!! Getting married.
He's also holding Raine! She's in a dress :3
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lockboy-and-hammerkid · 6 months ago
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“She’s not even a month old.”
[…may I offer a key.]
“MARRIAGE.”
[Where’d they come from? Who knows. But they’re in slightly more formal attire than normal.]
@lockboy-and-hammerkid
Yep!! Getting married.
He's also holding Raine! She's in a dress :3
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lockboy-and-hammerkid · 6 months ago
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[You get a disappointed sigh!]
“Gee, on the day of your wedding, too..”
[…may I offer a key.]
“MARRIAGE.”
[Where’d they come from? Who knows. But they’re in slightly more formal attire than normal.]
@lockboy-and-hammerkid
Yep!! Getting married.
He's also holding Raine! She's in a dress :3
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lockboy-and-hammerkid · 6 months ago
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“I… I suppose.. probably not great though.”
[…may I offer a key.]
“MARRIAGE.”
[Where’d they come from? Who knows. But they’re in slightly more formal attire than normal.]
@lockboy-and-hammerkid
Yep!! Getting married.
He's also holding Raine! She's in a dress :3
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lockboy-and-hammerkid · 6 months ago
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“Neither have I. And I watched my family almost die at one, so im also pretty biased. But.. it’s not your wedding, is it? You don’t have to get married.”
“I.. don’t try to. In fact, I actively avoid doing so, for your sake. And. You own like 7. You wear on every day.”
[Tosses a key at you]
“Hey dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.”
“Merry Crimer. Also today’s Joe, Moon, and Harry’s wedding.”
[Present upon ye!]
@lockboy-and-hammerkid
“Oh, hey.! How are you? Also thank you! I should try to drop by… i haven’t seen Moon or Harry in a while..,,”
[HE sighed. Stressed Steven. But !! He’s habby!!]
“..,? Also? Thank you. We… have hammers for you. If you are still interested in them?”
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lockboy-and-hammerkid · 6 months ago
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“..oh. And there’s why I don’t cuss around kids. Uhhh… we’ll, that’s not.. ideal, huh?”
[They come a bit closer to Raine, n they pat her on the head!]
[…may I offer a key.]
“MARRIAGE.”
[Where’d they come from? Who knows. But they’re in slightly more formal attire than normal.]
@lockboy-and-hammerkid
Yep!! Getting married.
He's also holding Raine! She's in a dress :3
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lockboy-and-hammerkid · 6 months ago
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“Thanks. You excited??”
[…may I offer a key.]
“MARRIAGE.”
[Where’d they come from? Who knows. But they’re in slightly more formal attire than normal.]
@lockboy-and-hammerkid
Yep!! Getting married.
He's also holding Raine! She's in a dress :3
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lockboy-and-hammerkid · 6 months ago
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“Hell yeah! Ya look great, grandpa! So does Raine.”
[They’re holding Dead-Blow II in one hand, like a kid would.]
[…may I offer a key.]
“MARRIAGE.”
[Where’d they come from? Who knows. But they’re in slightly more formal attire than normal.]
@lockboy-and-hammerkid
Yep!! Getting married.
He's also holding Raine! She's in a dress :3
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lockboy-and-hammerkid · 6 months ago
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“I’ve been to. Two weddings, this one, and yours in a different timeline. I know you don’t remember timeline, but you certainly weren’t the one to ruin it. I’m honestly going for my own mental comfort. I need to make sure.. y’all are okay.”
“Now, on the restaurant part? Sure, I’m no fan of them, but, uh… probably not great to not be maintaining the one you oversee, no offense. But, c’mon, get dressed, we got a wedding to attend.”
[Tosses a key at you]
“Hey dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.”
“Merry Crimer. Also today’s Joe, Moon, and Harry’s wedding.”
[Present upon ye!]
@lockboy-and-hammerkid
“Oh, hey.! How are you? Also thank you! I should try to drop by… i haven’t seen Moon or Harry in a while..,,”
[HE sighed. Stressed Steven. But !! He’s habby!!]
“..,? Also? Thank you. We… have hammers for you. If you are still interested in them?”
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lockboy-and-hammerkid · 6 months ago
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“…that’s fair.”
“..you sure? You uh.. ya don’t sound particularly ’fine’”
[Tosses a key at you]
“Hey dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.”
“Merry Crimer. Also today’s Joe, Moon, and Harry’s wedding.”
[Present upon ye!]
@lockboy-and-hammerkid
“Oh, hey.! How are you? Also thank you! I should try to drop by… i haven’t seen Moon or Harry in a while..,,”
[HE sighed. Stressed Steven. But !! He’s habby!!]
“..,? Also? Thank you. We… have hammers for you. If you are still interested in them?”
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