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I’ve previously shared my art on Reddit and Amino but I know it will find its intended audience on Tumblr Dot Com.

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I had a Doctor Who dream where all the doctors were in a room together and I wound up running off with one of them and having sex. Then later I did it again but I wasn’t sure if the second Doctor I slept with was the same as the first (due to face blindness). I told him I felt like I might be cheating on the first guy, but that’s ok because they’re all the same guy so it shouldn’t matter. He grabbed my shoulders and said, very condescendingly, “Shelby, we are actors. Doctor Who isn’t real.” Made me feel stupid.

@one-time-i-dreamt

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My husband is controlling me (not letting me feed endangered wildlife) and isolating me from the people I love (this tortoise).

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Lesbian laser!

Bisexual blast!

Gay grenade!

Trans torpedo!

Ace airstrike!

Happy pride everyone :)

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My friend was amazed to learn straight men actually are drawn to boobs like a cartoon mouse to a perfectly triangular block of cheese.

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My husband was at a pride parade and asked me who Hatsune Miku was. BITCH, YOU ARE AN AUTISTIC BISEXUAL SOFTWARE DEVELOPER AT PRIDE WITH YOUR NONBINARY SPOUSE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW HATSUNE MIKU?

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Hans Gruber shooting the CEO hit a little different this year.

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I’m just saying if Die Hard is a Christmas movie then so is The Brave Little Toaster Goes To Mars.

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How much can a lobster really lobst?

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America is not a country. It’s fifty little countries in a trenchcoat trying to sneak into a rated R movie, but they’re clearly too young to handle the content and they need to be escorted out of the world theater.

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If God didn’t want us to collect skulls he wouldn’t have given us a free sample.

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Are you a preschool teacher? Because you’re about to ABC deez nutz.

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Actually, it’s Frankenberry’s monster.

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It turns out the real virus was the people we met along the way.

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Do not reseest. The geese are peessed