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BAN ON CONVERSION PRACTICES IN THE EU. GO SIGN IT. DEADLINE IS FUCKING MAY 17. WE'RE STILL MISSING 800.000 signatures. FUCKING DO IT.

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i want 50 avengers tower fanfics of the thunderbolts on my desk by morning do you hear me

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@i-used-to-be-a-spy

Michael Westen voiceover narration voice.

Bad guys tend to come in two varieties: control freak and loose cannon. Each has its own challenges when it comes to running a con. Control freaks are harder to get a hook into but once you have them, they will stay on your line. Loose cannons are easier to get on side but you never know when they might break off script. When you're scouting out a mark, especially a politician, the trouble isn't the con, it's figuring out which one your prospective mark is. Sometimes it can take days or weeks to figure out.

*New Signal message notification sound*

Or sometimes you get added into a messaging group chat discussing classified intel without even doing any work.

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the minecraft movie couldnt possibly recreate even a shred of the humor found in these screenshots

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low poly hate pillar

get rotated idiot

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Looking for a manipulated dead to help guide the artifact into the primary universe, any takers?

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Request for a friend

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I need that type of horrid industrial job that rips all of the skin off of your body

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*ancient seafloor rumbling*

YOU'RE LISTENING TO

*scuttling of trilobites*

107.9

*crunching of exoskeleton*

REAL ANOMALOCARIS FM

*undulating of imbricating lateral lobes*

WHERE WE ROCK THE PRIMORDIAL DEPTHS!

*bubbling underwater sounds*

NO MODERN TUNES HERE, JUST PALEOZOIC ROCK!

*ocean waves crashing*

*clicking of appendages*

THIS AIN'T YOUR SOFT-BODIED ORGANISM'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

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Paleozoic Oceans

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ELO have plenty of classic songs... Twilight, Don't Bring Me Down, Sweet Talkin' Woman, Shangri La, Big Wheels, and of course Mr Blue Sky...

But Rockaria! is always a beaut of a song: harmonising opera and classic rock 'n' roll together. Mwah!

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Neon J is just such a valuable character to me, honestly. It goes beyond "haha funny military robot man" but when you actually realise what Malaysia (where the game was made and set) is like then it's just like WOW, this character is so so important.

Malaysia isn't really a fan of people who fit outside a box, like the SAGA community. So in knowing that, having a Malaysian man be skinny with a snatched waist, wear a soft red turtleneck, be a single dad to 5 sons who dance in a way traditionally assigned to women, have a beautiful autotuned voice, and being so openly emotional and caring towards his people, while also not falling back on stereotypes by making him all overly dramatically sensitive and campy and addressing how he's incredibly tough, strong and brave, with a military background, and have him survive a bad injury that left him half machine, yet he's still as lively and stubborn as ever??? He's so cool???

Props to NSR for having a male character be kind hearted and unafraid of toxic masculinity and also have very grabbable hips, which I have only good intentions for (lie).

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I can't take it anymore. The amount of similarities between Severance and Loki are ridiculous. From wiping people's minds for oppressive workplaces to the specific color palette (Loki - warm/orange/brown, Severance - cool/blue/green) to being a futuristic concept but using retro technology.

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i couldnt work at lumon industries not bc of any moral reasonings or whatever but bc i would constantly be breaking into a sweat at the sight of mr milchicks fat ass

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you! tumblr user!