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what if house centipedes kissed

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Why are they dissing him

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ain’t nothing wrong with a little :3 sometimes

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ralph is a lesbian..? theme by mizda @78

i wanted to make a two-column theme so here it is..theres some options that make it pretty customizable! 

code / preview #1 / preview #2

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Bug of the Day

*shrug*

(reddish-brown stag beetle, Lucanus capreolus)

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i’m about to get banned from this splatoon discord because i can’t resist fucking with this dude who’s getting pissy over capitalising the G in goku

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things to update after a legal name change!

Social security card

Driver’s license

Passport

Birth certificate

Employer HR

Bank account

Credit card company

Car insurance

Health insurance

Utilities

Cell phone account

Voter registration

Your school

Professional organizations (for nursing, bar, teaching, etc.)

Doctor’s office & other health specialists

TV & internet

Paypal

*Please add to this list if you can think of anything else!!!

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i love velvet worms’ fat little legs

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me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

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