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bornshufflynn:

What? No? Why would you do that? I’m loving this and was just going to say your hair gel thing is super sexy! Guess I just take back. My ego won’t go cray, swearsies, Blaine. Cross my heart. But you’ve got a good point. Good thing you’ve got my back. I’ve got yours.

It wasn’t bad at all. You’re really not a bad kisser. Dare I say it was kinda hot, dude. Did I notice you trying to slip some tongue? Did you try tongue me? I didn’t know you wanted to kiss me so bad. You took my first guy ki virginity. Be proud!

In that case, I take everything back. Well, not everything. Just the part about judging you, which I would obviously never do. I’m gonna hold you to that, though! 

Neither are you. After all, it takes two to tango, right? Definitely not. My tongue is very well behaved, thank you very much. Pretty sure that it was yours instead of mine. I am proud. 

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Text: Spencer/Blaine

Spencer: ... I don't know how to interpret that, honestly. But thanks for the compliment man

Spencer: Yeah. It's an offer? You wanna make out, you wanna kiss, touch my abs, whatever.

Spencer: You have my permission.

Blaine: It was a compliment.

Blaine: Thanks? I usually prefer things to go a little more spontaneous, though. So I suppose we'll see what happens?

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longhornspencerporter:

Damn right I’m definitely not ugly. I guess it’s not that surprising when you explain it like that. I wouldn’t sell yourself short though. You’re not a muscle-bound meathead like some of us, alright. Still doesn’t mean you’re not attractive.

Thank you, I guess? I was talking more about the fact that I don’t really act or dress like your average jock, actually. I mean, I’m definitely not bulking with muscles like some of you are, but I’m also not as fragile as some people seem to think, you know. I just don’t feel like showing off the way some of you do all the time.

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@spamevans: @bowtiedblaine lol how do you just walk off and not even wait for the answer? that's ice cold.

@bowtiedblaine: @spamevans idek. her new nickname is officially ice queen now though

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texanmrose:

When you wake up in the living room of some frat and you have no idea how you got there or what happened during the night then that had to be a good night, right?

I think so? It sounds a litte scary as well, though. Are you alright? Where exactly are you? 

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semper-clarington:

Oh… right. Damn, dude. My bad. I always forget these things. It may not be my cup of teabag, but we could always find some dudes to shake it for ya. 

Don’t worry, I’m just kidding. Well, kind of... Anyway -- I don’t think you’ll find a place that caters to both, but I’ll just bring a pride flag or wear an “I’m gay” shirt or something, to make sure that at least they’ll stay far away from me.

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@spamevans: @bowtiedblaine def awkward but I guess it helps finding the humor. what did you say to her?

@bowtiedblaine: @spamevans true! I didn't get any further than 'I didn't-' as she walked off 😐

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doeeyedsatan:

My bday will be soon upon us, so gear up those checkbooks friends and foes, and chuck any Christmas lists that don’t have me and me only on it, ‘cos the day God decided to spend his ‘Treat Yo Self Day’ by treating mankind by making me, Novemeber 19th, will soon be upon us. And yes, the part-ay will take the freaking cake for parties this year. So start sucking up, or forever regret not being there. 

You almost make it sound like we have to treat ourselves, instead of the birthday girl. And something tells me that’s not the message you were trying to get across. Looking forward to the party!

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longhornspencerporter:

Things overheard on campus today: “Hey blonde hottie, take that shirt off.”

Pretty sure it was some girl, looking directly at me. You’d think you’d get used to the blatant hitting on people going on around this campus… Don’t get me wrong, happily obliged and all after a little confusion, but I didn’t even know the girl? This a more-common-than-not thing going on lately?

Well... you’re a football player and you’re definitely not ugly. Is it really that surprising? I mean -- I even have girls hitting on me, and I’m not exactly the average type girls tend to fall for.

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semper-clarington:

I’m glad you’re backing this idea. The more people I get on board, the more we can convince the nay-sayers. No shady strip club! A good, upscale strip club. What do you take me for?

Seriously? You’re going to force me to look at nearly-naked women? Sounds fun...

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texanmrose:

It is something that everybody should know but sadly there are some that have never heard of the song before and that makes me a little sad. Really? Well, the more that you know. I know that it was good for things but I didn’t know it was a widely used technique. How did you find out about that?

Me too. Maybe we should start making it a thing again. You know, just casually sing it wherever we go. I learned about it in my theatre history class last year. They’d pass on plays to future generations that way. I’m kind of glad we have scripts for that now, though.

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Text: Spencer/Blaine

Spencer: It's in me to judge man. Totally.

Spencer: Well, you do have a nice ass.

Spencer: Nah. I even get girls liking me. Just making sure you like me like I thought.

Spencer: If you need a little lip action or something. You can count on me Anderson.

Blaine: Thank you. I'm glad you finally came to that realisation. Took you long enough. Yours isn't bad either, you know.

Blaine: Well, it's not like they can't like you just because you won't like them.

Blaine: And... that is?

Blaine: Is that an actual offer?

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@spamevans: @bowtiedblaine she deserves at least a high five for that one. I'm still laughing.

@bowtiedblaine: @spamevans she was dead serious, though! It was so awkward. glad she could entertain you, though

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@bowtiedblaine: Some girls apparently still don't know what 'I'm not on your team' means. Actual response I got today: 'wait, you're /not/ a Longhorn?'

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bornshufflynn:

Right! I’ve got you to remind me of that  too. Honestly, your going to inflate my ego so bad, dude. Making me a very happy dude. Let’s hope I don’t turn into a bigheaded jerk or anything because of this. 

Aww! Awesome. Same with me. Because I probably won’t have anyone else to nerd out with. Great! I could kiss you, Blaine Anderson. Or wel, kiss you again. You know, we’ve already gotten past the first kiss stage. Which wasn’t half bad.

Well, I’m glad I have that effect on you. I’ll make sure in to throw in a judging comment as well every now and then, just to keep things balanced. It’s my duty, though. We’ve all gotta make sure the team remains confident, right? Whether it’s on or off the field. 

And here I was thinking you were going to pretend like that never happened. But yes, I agree -- it definitely wasn’t a bad one. 

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Text: Spencer/Blaine

Spencer: Still... Geez man.

Spencer: You flutter your eyelashes? Really Anderson? So you don't show off any... Assets?

Blaine: Will you stop the judging? You asked for a pick up line, I showed you there's no such thing as a good pick up line. Not my fault.

Blaine: It works, as long as you do it subtly. Guys love it.

Blaine: I do, actually. Just not always in an obvious way. 'Accidentally' dropping something and bending over to get it can be just as effective as shaking it on the dance floor.

Blaine: Why all these questions? Having a hard time picking up guys lately? ;)

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TEXT MESSAGE → BLAINE

Q: I'm great.

Q: (And I would never, but it's pretty obvious)

Q: And I come to you with a proposition, actually.

B: That's good to hear!

B: I'm all ears :)

B: Well... eyes, in this case.