lordfabian
lordfabian
Lord Fabian
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Resident necromancer. Former tyrant-ruler of England. Read all about me in A PLAGUE ON NECROMANCY on Amazon ;}
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lordfabian · 8 days ago
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might i have just a tiny little smooch :*
Only if I get your body when you are done using it.
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lordfabian · 8 days ago
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Rawr
Indeed.
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lordfabian · 8 days ago
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Do you have any advice
Just about anything
At all
and I mean ANYTHING
The sooner you stop caring how you look to other people and live genuinely allowing yourself to spend time in your own interests without guilt, the happier you will be.
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lordfabian · 8 days ago
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YAY
Don't get too excited. You can apply. It isn't an automatic hire.
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lordfabian · 8 days ago
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*ugly sobs* No pls I wish to serve you
okay fine
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lordfabian · 8 days ago
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A simp u-u
I have a gift for you
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lordfabian · 8 days ago
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You’re pookie
And what does that make you?
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lordfabian · 17 days ago
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fake relationship but its a king and his concubine that was once an amazing soldier but he couldn’t go up the ranks for whatever reason so the king was like listen. hear me out. you can be my strategy dude. u just gotta be okay w walking around shirtless a lot. and soldier dude is like man that’s an UPSIDE and yknow they end up falling in love
#;)
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lordfabian · 1 month ago
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Art by Betty Jiang (b. 1993).
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lordfabian · 1 month ago
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#dorothy zbornak my relatable queen
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lordfabian · 2 months ago
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Since you’re an expert about the fae, do you consider cryptids part of the fae category?
There's no 'considering.' They simply are. True, they may have lived on our side of things for a while, but I have no doubt whatsoever as to their origins.
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lordfabian · 2 months ago
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Oh hey man. Good to see you. I thought you died. Didn't you die? I was sure you died? Why are you alive? Weren't you meant to die a long time ago?
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lordfabian · 2 months ago
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M'lord, are there any video games you enjoy?
I try not to waste my time on idle pursuits, but... that game about the irrepressible goose was quite good.
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lordfabian · 2 months ago
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“Vengeance is bad for you” I’m not doing it for my health dude
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lordfabian · 2 months ago
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lordfabian · 2 months ago
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can I grisp you
No.
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lordfabian · 2 months ago
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for the past two years i have been sponsoring a tuberculosis detection rat in tanzania, her name is carolina. she sniffs sputum samples & alerts her handlers when she detects TB. recently she turned 8 & aged out of the program, so they held a retirement party for her & sent me photos.
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while carolina moves on to live a life of rest & luxury in the retirement kennels, her role is being passed on to her successor, tamasha. she is 2 years old & was named after the grandmother of one of her handlers.
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(with her handler priscus)
here is a description of tamasha:
"Tamasha is also quite playful! She enjoys jumping, climbing, and sometimes does a joyful little dance when placed in the TB evaluation enclosure – as if celebrating her enthusiasm for the work ahead. She’s also a big fan of avocado, her favorite treat for a job well done."
im not afraid to admit that this email made me cry like a stupid baby. you can sponsor your own big beautiful TB- or landmine-detecting rat through APOPO HeroRATS. they send you an update on how your rat is doing each month, including photos.
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