lordfabian

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might i have just a tiny little smooch :*

Only if I get your body when you are done using it.

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Rawr

Indeed.

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Do you have any advice

Just about anything

At all

and I mean ANYTHING

The sooner you stop caring how you look to other people and live genuinely allowing yourself to spend time in your own interests without guilt, the happier you will be.

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YAY

Don't get too excited. You can apply. It isn't an automatic hire.

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*ugly sobs* No pls I wish to serve you

okay fine

[lordfabian]

A simp u-u

I have a gift for you

[lordfabian]

You’re pookie

And what does that make you?

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fake relationship but its a king and his concubine that was once an amazing soldier but he couldn’t go up the ranks for whatever reason so the king was like listen. hear me out. you can be my strategy dude. u just gotta be okay w walking around shirtless a lot. and soldier dude is like man that’s an UPSIDE and yknow they end up falling in love

[lordfabian]

Art by Betty Jiang (b. 1993).

[lordfabian]

#dorothy zbornak my relatable queen

[lordfabian]

Since you’re an expert about the fae, do you consider cryptids part of the fae category?

There's no 'considering.' They simply are. True, they may have lived on our side of things for a while, but I have no doubt whatsoever as to their origins.

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Oh hey man. Good to see you. I thought you died. Didn't you die? I was sure you died? Why are you alive? Weren't you meant to die a long time ago?

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M'lord, are there any video games you enjoy?

I try not to waste my time on idle pursuits, but... that game about the irrepressible goose was quite good.

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“Vengeance is bad for you” I’m not doing it for my health dude

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[lordfabian]

can I grisp you

No.

[lordfabian]

for the past two years i have been sponsoring a tuberculosis detection rat in tanzania, her name is carolina. she sniffs sputum samples & alerts her handlers when she detects TB. recently she turned 8 & aged out of the program, so they held a retirement party for her & sent me photos.

while carolina moves on to live a life of rest & luxury in the retirement kennels, her role is being passed on to her successor, tamasha. she is 2 years old & was named after the grandmother of one of her handlers.

(with her handler priscus)

here is a description of tamasha:

"Tamasha is also quite playful! She enjoys jumping, climbing, and sometimes does a joyful little dance when placed in the TB evaluation enclosure – as if celebrating her enthusiasm for the work ahead. She’s also a big fan of avocado, her favorite treat for a job well done."

im not afraid to admit that this email made me cry like a stupid baby. you can sponsor your own big beautiful TB- or landmine-detecting rat through APOPO HeroRATS. they send you an update on how your rat is doing each month, including photos.