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big day for tumblr sexyman enjoyers and weird fags everywhere

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comics for when you've eaten a cheese danish

https://tapas.io/episode/3575836

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The thing about Grunkle Stan is you can't have him run just a boring or ordinary scam. He's gotta get a little creative with it. Stan's not just a con, he's a con artist. He's-

[Behind me as I talk, the audience sees Stan accidentally drop some shelled peanuts he was eating in a glass of water on a table. He hastily grabs a marker and uses it to label the cup "pee-water". He is charging $500 for it. As I continue my impassioned speech on his artistic merits he scribbles out "pee-water" and relabels it "nut-water". He has increased the price to $1500 by squeezing a 1 in there.]

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https://tapas.io/episode/3168745

two stan doodles just for u

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The kings of new jersey defend their kingdom

https://tapas.io/episode/3274020

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adverts need to be quieter. shut up and maybe i'll care. that's a lie i won't care

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@a-perfect-imitation

i think if you don't have a big room with gurgling tubes of fluid and machines that go beep you shouldn't be allowed to call your research department a "lab." a room where people fill out self-report surveys is not a "psychology lab." you gotta be shocking people with an Apparatus like it's the 1950s for that.

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Just learned about conflict…. What the heck

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Man, how do you keep yourself from just dying everyday, cuz I feel like I'm on the edge of not making it through my days alive

I am protected by the dome

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Do not talk to me if you like to sleep in and read books I am on that grind set right now and it's not working and I've made mistakes

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do you support trans rights

hmmm that's a pretty tough question, huh guys. This one really makes me think. Like I really need to think about it a lot. Gosh i just don't knowwwwwww..... *scratches chin* hmmm..... trans rights, huh? *laughs to self* what will they think of next? ... hmmm .. well, now that I think about it ... yeah... YEAH!! alright. that just might work... It's a long shot but... I'M IN.

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why r u male

Because of the way that I am

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Pukicho its pride month you know what that means

... they breached the wall... didn't they

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How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me

Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.

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wait u have a gf? how the fuck did you pull

I have many qualities

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men used to go to war smh

Boy do I have some good news for you