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whats even the point of drawing a pair of huge juicy honkas if youre not gonna show off their softness and weight??
#I have the biggest softest boobs of my life#I have literal big mommy milkers#and op you are so brave and so right for saying it#BIG PILLOWY SOFT AND WEIGHTY. OR BUST
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Quick, messy graphic to explain a concept that seems obvious to me:
We shouldn’t be helping women because they’re related to someone else. We shouldn’t be helping women because someone else cares about them. We should be helping women because they are people.
We should be helping women for their own sake.
Why is that a hard concept for people to grasp?
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So in high school I made a truly terrible graphic to illustrate a thought I had about language and how it impacts how we think about other people, then chucked it up on tumblr
Absolutely floored to see that EXACT shitty graphic still in circulation, 10+ years later. You never know what is going to end up being your legacy etc etc. (Do I wish I'd spent even 2 more minutes on that? Sure I do. But since it's still in use, fuck it, it clearly worked!)
#tess liveblogs her existence#truly it took me out at the goddamn knees to see it just casually in use#NOT EVEN A REMAKE. THE ACTUAL SHITTY EDIT I DID.#wild!
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Apparently you can send potatoes through the USPS without a box?? You just slap a label on it and away it goes
#in high school a girl i was froend seith went to sleepaway camp and posted on facebook asking for mail#so i mailed her a large rubber pterodactyl.#postage on one wing. name and address on the other.#dropped him at the post office and said a prayer#he arrived relatively unscathed and mail xall was during meals#she told me that she was the talk of camp when instead of holding up an envelope for her they held up.#and it must be said again.#a large rubber pterodactyl.#i sent it because i knew about this info and wanted to do something silly.#always follow this impulse. it leads to wonderful places
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at a conference I attended recently, a researcher pointed to the difficulty of finding material in archives because so much depends on the metadata and the terminology used to describe things changes over time. "it would be so helpful," the researcher said, "if I typed 'lesbian' into the library of congress database, it would also show me results that were categorised in the 50s, when the materials were interpreted as 'intimate female friendships'"
which is what tag wrangles at Archive Of Our Own do incredibly effectively: searching for "omegaverse" also leads to "alpha/beta/omega dynamics" and "alternate universe: a/b/o" and so on. but ao3 achieves this frankly incredible categorisation and indexing system by the power of countless volunteers putting in hours and hours of unpaid and unthanked free time, and it's completely understandable that most archives do not have that kind of infrastructure, but also how incredible that a fan-run website has better searchability, classification, and accessibility than the library of congress
#oh wow! thank you!!!!!#(i am a tag wrangler! and i am passing this along to the others! we love to be noticed and appreciated!!)#ao3
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my top 10 ships of all-time (2021 update) #9. nancy drew & ace – nancy drew “Just because I’m mad at you doesn’t mean I want to lose you.”
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“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually
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Not a bad bit of beach reading!
#deeply enjoying this season so far#and WHAT a great take on the book cover!!!#definitely looks like a book i would see and be interested in#nailed their expressions too#d20#cloudward ho
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David Peterson gets his first career Complete Game Shut Out · June 11, 2025
#yall the way they sent him in for the ninth inning#and then it just ENDED IMMEDIATELY#he only pitched NINE MORE BALLS. INSANE#ny mets
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i need to make a shoutout post for the ioway tribe's bee farm products right now
esp this:

THE LOTION BAR.
why do i love it so much? bc it repels mosquitos WAY BETTER THAN BUG SPRAY. Not only does it make ur skin smell like honey, it forms a waxy seal that buggy chompers cant bite through.
it also soothes bug bites, rashes, and itchy skin.
my partner has the Yummy Blood that mosquitos find irresistable. we tried so many repellents, the wristbands, the candles... nothing seemed to keep them away. out of curiosity and desperation, we tried this lotion bar and the results have been life-changing for us. it is EXCEPTIONAL.
if u or someone u know is bug bait, i cannot recommend this tribe's beeswax bar enough. please support native businesses, ditch the bug spray. this stuff works, and smells, way way way better than anything else.
Not to mention they have REALLY GOOD HONEY.
#just ordered some lotion bars- I have the yummy blood and I expect my son will as well#and I got to say the idea of applying the lotion bar to my baby freaks me out a lot less than bug spray!!#and I ordered the gift basket for my mother-in-law's birthday because she is hard to shop for and these products look bomb#thank you op for the recommendation!! and thank you Bethany for reblogging!!#ioway bee farm
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🎃STILL HALLOWEEN🎃 —The Blood Bucket (Nancy Drew + colour)
Don’t just stand there, guys. Post something on Yelp. What do you want us to post? “We promise our wait staff didn’t murder anyone?”
#rewatching this show with the last of my maternity leave#and these ladies are so delightful!!!#nancy drew
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All witches are selfish, the Queen had said. But Tiffany’s Third Thoughts said: Then turn selfishness into a weapon! Make all things yours! Make other lives and dreams and hopes yours! Protect them! Save them! Bring them into the sheepfold! Walk the gale for them! Keep away the wolf! My dreams! My brother! My family! My land! My world! How dare you try to take these things, because they are mine!
I have a duty!
Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
Mad about politics again
#FEELING SOME KIND OF WAY#apologies to OP for adding quote the quote if you feel it doesn't fit but it resonated immediately#I live my life by this quote. I think it is perhaps the thesis statement of who I am#anyway. I love you. Happy pride month#Bite your local fascist!
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ANYONE!! QUICK GIMME A REASON YOU LIKE BEING ALIVE :3
#my tiny son's face when he sees the ceiling fan!#my favorite cereal!#talking to ny friends!#the way my husband looks so alive when he plays music!#reading an old favorite book again!#my dogs jumping when i come home!#the way stars reflect off the ripples in the lake at night!#so many small beautiful things i get to experience because i am alive!!!!
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She searched the plaza for cover and for Cassian. She spotted him out of the shelter of the doorframe, stupidly, dangerously near the tank, and realized he’d already seen her. He had his own blaster out and fired a cluster of tight shots above her head. She craned her neck around in time to see Cassian’s target: a rebel stationed on another rooftop behind her.
An instant later Cassian’s target and his rebel comrades disappeared in the fiery bloom of a grenade. Jyn could only guess one of the rebels had been aiming the explosive her way.
Cassian had shot one of Saw’s rebels to save her life. Jyn supposed the should have been anguished, torn at the thought.
She wasn’t.
She sprinted towards Cassian.
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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
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