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loveonthesidelines · 3 years
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As someone who does not pay attention to lyrics in songs, I am always afraid someone who does pay attention is going to come along and see my music and be like “why are you listening to songs about kicking orphans and diverting funds from public libraries?” Like, I dunno! That’s news to me! The beat was fresh and the vibes were funky! I lose all knowledge of human language when the drum goes bop bop. I am as surprised and alarmed as you are.
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cabin fever | jjk (m)
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↣ 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 | jungkook x reader
↣ 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 | 8k
↣ 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞 | fluff. smut. mild angst. exf2l au (?)
↣ 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐱 | explicit language and sexual content. oral sex (f + m receiving), fingering, unprotected floor sex (dongs better be wrapped irl), light dirty talk,  very soft, fluffy smut. jungkook is sad, soft babie.
↣ 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 | trapped in a cabin with your ex-best friend jungkook, you’re forced to overcome the fallout between you two. 
↣ 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 | cabin fever
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“We’re lost!” Seokjin shouts dramatically from behind the wheel. “Hopelessly and forever lost!” The van’s radio crackles and pops as the soft ooze of music sits underneath your friends’ bantering.
“You’re such a baby,” says Namjoon as he smacks Seokjin with the map he’s holding. “Relax. I know my maps.”
“You’ve only been here all of one time—” Seokjin spits back, his fingers clenching the wheel harder. You chuckle under your breath at their bickering, your body immediately tensing as you feel Jungkook adjust himself next to you. A part of you wonders if he’s still alive; you have no idea how he’s managed to sleep through the endless bickering- yet, there he sat, still snoring away. If you remembered correctly, Jungkook was almost impossible to wake up.
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loveonthesidelines · 3 years
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you ever see/hear a dude you liked/admired say or do somethin gross and suddenly the veneer washes away and you finally see him as he is and ur like “wow he really was a man the whole time”
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intoxicating | bang chan
genre: detective!chan x undercover news reporter!reader feat. detective!minho | suspense ; ligh humor ; dialogue-heavy ; vampire au ; death warning ; suggestive (15+) summary: in a boring town like yours, where the biggest crimes are teenagers stealing from the general store, being a news reporter was not as exciting as you’d hoped it’d be. but in a matter of days, bodies start appearing in large numbers and the police force needs help big time. they call in bang chan, the best detective from the city just north of your town. the townspeople might be head-over-heels for him, but you’re not falling for it one bit, so you go undercover as a civilian administrator and get to work side-by-side with the dangerously handsome detective bang chan on the town’s biggest case in its history. wc: 9.5k
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The old precinct in the middle of town was the same it had always been since your grandparents were children and you suspected that the utilities haven’t been updated since. The entire building was freezing and it was only September.
What brought you in today was this long-awaited interview you had for the opening civilian administration position. You were seated in front of the precinct’s Captain, Lieutenant, and the ever-so famous Detective Bang Chan. The interview started maybe fifteen minutes ago, but the Captain and Lieutenant eyed your resume for what had to have been the fifth time before they finally continued on.
Were all detectives really this stupid or something?
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loveonthesidelines · 3 years
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Cordially, Jimin
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Author: kpopfanfictrash
Pairing: You / Jimin
Rating: R (mentions of sex)
Word Count: 6,175
Summary: When you start work in your new office, the last thing you expect is a distraction. Especially not one as cute, witty and impossible to handle as Park Jimin. A story told through correspondence.  (fluff + humor)
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loveonthesidelines · 3 years
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do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management
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loveonthesidelines · 3 years
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written on the sky
↳ ‘seeking a friend for the end of the world’ au
◇ pairing: jungkook | reader ◇ genre: angst and fluff (but mostly angst) ◇ word count: 22.293 ◇ warnings: implied sex, alcohol mention ◇ author’s note: this is an AU based on the movie ‘seeking a friend for the end of the world’. you can read this story without having watched it first. just letting you know that it follows the main ideas of the original plot, though the story is not exactly the same. :)  
≪…the urgent media call NASA is holding just revealed the unfortunate results of several failed missions that have been carried out in secret for more than six years…≫
≪…the asteroid named Golevka is sixty miles wide, and travels at roughly one hundred fifty miles per hour. It was supposed to slip past our planet in a few weeks, but it is now revealed that its orbit has shifted and it is now headed straight to Earth…≫
≪…the scientists were not able to find a feasible solution. They have called it an ‘imminent tragedy’ with zero chances of survival…≫
≪…the impact risk is at one hundred percent, and our life as we know it has only three weeks left.≫
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loveonthesidelines · 3 years
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beneath the water | park jimin
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→ pairing: park jimin x reader
→ genre: mermaid!au/fantasy!au, an extra large order of fluff, comedy!!, jungkook being a brat as per usual, a touch of angst, and of course a sprinkling of nsfw
→ wordcount: 20.5k words holy moly 
→ note: this was originally one of my bullet-point fics but then it spiralled out of control and turned into this monster of a fic!!! i can still post the bullet-point version of this fic if y’all would like that but it’s just a lamer version of this big boy this is also my first time writing a proper fic like this so please take it easy on me as my heart is…,,, weak and extremely fragile,,,, please remember that this is a fantasy fic so if there are some parts where you’re like hM how Would that even woRk just suspend ur disbelief please don’t come for me aNYWAYS i hope you enjoy!! also how cute is jimin in the gif i attached above
→ you can listen to this audio of serendipity except it sounds like you’re underwater while you read i thought it was pretty fitting
→ special thank u to @taebumshi without you this fic would have been named look at all those mermanz 
His legs were sparkling.
You looked up from his face slowly and towards his legs, your head tilting in confusion when you were met with the sight of… well, it certainly wasn’t a pair of legs.
What the fuck?
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something more—h.h
summary: the three times in which harry holland is her best friend, and the one time that he’s something more.
word count: 2091
A/N: i never write in second person so this was an experiment if u hate it pls yell at me thank
ask | my requests are closed | masterlist
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out of my mind | lee minho
genre: lee minho x fem!reader feat. jisung, woojin, & chan | angst ; fluff ; science experiment au ; kind of soulmate au ; “maniac” tv series au ; au within an au ; mentions of mental illness summary: you and minho are two of ten strangers who are test subjects for a series of pills that supposedly cures all disorders of the mind. while under the influence of the pills, you fall into your dream world that overlaps with minho’s every time. as you two live multiple lives as partners in crime, lovers, or simply strangers in passing in the dream realm, the bond between you only strengthens as the testing continues.  wc: 15.6k a/n: based off of the netflix show “maniac” and this gifset i made! this is a wild genre i’m not used to, in both writing and reading, so i hope it’s not too far-fetched for this fandom and i hope you guys like it!
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You can’t count on your hands how many e-mails your school would spam you with about participating in some sketchy experiments with promises of some pocket cash. What you did know though was that each time you received one, you trashed it right away. What was the point in wasting so much time for such little money? Might as well just get a job.
Last week’s email was the only one you didn’t throw away.
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Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. 1 Peter 5:8
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loveonthesidelines · 3 years
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i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat
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TOM HOLLAND as BRADLEY BAKER Edge of Winter (2016) dir. Rob Connelly
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A COLLECTION  [ updated: 7 . 31 . 21 ]
— STATUS ONGOING — NO REPOSTS — ASKS under #ncouple ! — Copyright © 2021, 1kook on tumblr
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All we got, and I know for a fact all I got is you guys, okay? You’re it. I’ve come too close to losing all of you. I mean, shit, like, Kie you almost drowned. Pope, you were kidnapped. Sarah, you’ve been shot. John B, you were almost dinner for a freaking gator, bro. So this blaming each other is some Kook-ass bullshit, all right? Okay? We’re Pogues.
Rudy Pankow as JJ Maybank in Outer banks Season 2 (2020-) Directed by Josh Pate, Jonas Pate, and Shannon Burke
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Microwave (Mis)adventures (M)
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Pairing | Jungkook x Reader Genre | Fluff, slight angst, smut / college!AU, roommates/housemates!AU, enemies to lovers!AU,  Warnings | Explicit language, lots of sarcastic banter, pillow-humping, masturbation, kitchen blowjob (!!!), eating out, fingering, creampie, cum-eating, unprotected sex  Word count | 20k
Out of all things to be afraid of, Jungkook, the seat-stealer of your 8am class and annoying housemate whom you despise with every fiber of your being, chooses to have a phobia of microwaves, but he loves buying microwaveable food – because come on, they’re irresistible – and you somehow find yourself getting dragged into his microwaves (mis)adventures. Cue chaos, sarcasm-laced banter and an unplanned romance.
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After attending college for a good three hellish but somewhat fun (only because you live to torture yourself) semesters, there are six things that you think you’ve mastered. 
Sleeping at 6am and waking up just on time for your 9am the next day and ready to kick some ass. 
Relying on coffee – a true college student’s lifeblood – to survive the day. 
Pretending that you have your shit together – people around you think you have everything under control. You’re part of your faculty club, the editor of your school’s publication and also on the freaking dean’s list and have an immaculate GPA to maintain. 
Being a bitch because college has a lot of dumb people and you don’t understand how there are so many people with just one brain cell, that is almost close to none. 
Making lists because checking off each task from your list is as satisfying as sleeping in on a Friday. 
Making routines and sticking to them. 
So If there’s any skill that you’ve mastered, it should be these few, though it’s highly unfortunate that you can’t list any of the aforementioned skills in your resume. Skill number six is also your pet peeve and you just abhor, detest, loathe, fucking hate it when your routine gets all screwed up and just about everyone around you knows how anal you are about following your routines and you won’t hesitate to throw hands if something goes awry.
You’ve never imagined that you would actually be throwing hands until you see some stranger occupying your usual seat at your 8am lecture, for fuck’s sake. You’re not being territorial. There’s no such thing as assigned seats in college, but after the first week or so, people just got in the habit of sitting in the same spot – it’s like an unspoken decision. But your favourite seat is taken. Rudely taken by a mob of dark hair who’s casually scrolling through his phone. 
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