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being in the tma fandom, i also see a lot of posts about malevolent. and like…. what do yall got going on over there. sometimes i will see the most heart shattering displays of intimacy between two people who have blurred the lines of devotion so far its hard to tell where love and betrayal and trust are different and sometimes its some fuckass demon going OH ARTHUR. OH THERE IS A CREATURE ARTHUR. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. ITS LARGE AND SCARY ARTHUR AND ITS GOING TO KILL YOU. OH MY GOD!!!
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you’re not the son I raised
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always excited to listen to the new tmap episodes because one second your laughing like LMAOOO bonzo lap dance and moments later all you can do is sit there like this
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You CAN do pullups, my friend!
Don't feel embarrassed if you can't do pullups yet.
You can build up with easier variations!
After you hit the goals, you can move on to harder progressions.
1.) Wall Pullups - 3 Sets of 50 2.) Horizontal Pullups (Chest Height) - 3 Sets of 30 3.) Horizontal Pullups (Hip Height) - 3 Sets of 25 4.) Jackknife Pullups - 3 Sets of 20 5.) Full Pullups
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Zolf Smith congratulates you on making it to Friday!
[ID: A video of a meme redraw with Zolf Smith from RQG. The video is a single frame of Zolf over a blue floral background with the text “Congratulations sailor, You made it to Friday!”. Zolf is a white dwarf man with short white hair and a braided beard. He is slightly smiling as he stands holding a large glaive to his side. The video is 25 seconds with an accordion track from Spongebob playing over it. End ID] 
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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.
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listening to wtnv in 2024 makes me understand immediately why tumblr over a decade ago thought this shit was the coolest thing ever. it casually but flawlessly parodies the us surveillance state, ultra-militarized police forces, inane human resource bureaucracies and the blasé of the suburban middle class all within the span of three episodes with a very tongue in cheek slice of life format that doesn’t sound possible on paper but is executed absolutely absurdly well
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Come On Feel The "Illinoise" Musical is now open on Broadway for a limited 16-week run at the St. James Theatre. Tickets for all dates can be found here.
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Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad
Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*
Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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Went to the Jhariah show in Milwaukee this past week and it went so harddd. Absolutely immaculate stage presence. My buddy took a photo during the song Sunsets and the lighting was NUTS. They look like they're blasting us with radiation. Angelic glow... I HAD to do a study of it. Stream PIN-EYE NEOWWW!!!
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okay maybe i do wanna watch dungeon meshi
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people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.
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the bravest person in the world
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