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'Tears' by Miles Johnston.
36 x 40cm (14" x 16") giclée fine art print, including 3cm border, on 310 gsm 100% Cotton Hahnemühle German Etching paper with deckled edges, in a signed and numbered limited edition of 100 for £100.
On sale now through Miles' website.
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Theraprism comic series part, idk!! Fear of Venetian Blinds
My longest one so far!! The support I have gotten over these has been AMAZING and I'm so thankful for it!! any suggestions for Bill theraprism comic ideas PLEASE LET ME KNOW!! Shoot me an ask! I would love to make this a continuing series if I get enough ideas for concepts for it!
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If you do it right
Let it go all night
Shadows on you, break
Out into the light
#remembering the 2 hour long mashup of hhgregg ytpmv's i watched in full one time#and then proceeded to revisit regularly for like a month because the songs would get stuck in my head
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10th happy birthday to the legendary episode "A Tale of Two Stan".
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Some of the prettiest patchwork design I’ve seen.
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When I was trying to write my tags on the last post, I attempted to copy-paste my special tag-friendly comma (‚) and it. It pasted an image of a spiral staircase? This wasn't on my clipboard. I've never seen this staircase before. What the fuck?
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hi. do you remember me? yeah from school. haha yeah. look. do you remember that disagreement we had in october 2008? third grade. i just wanted to let you know in the time since ive visited 1 million judges in 1 million courts over the world and all of them agreed i was in the right and you dont deserve to live happily or love anyone ever.
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i love lesbians. i went to get drinks with a masc who had sent me pictures of her hanging drywall. she confirmed over text that she was sending these to torture me. in person, she was so nervous her hands were trembling. she had to repeat her order twice because she was so quiet. she shakily asked for a hug at the end of the night, the way oliver twist asks for porridge. and then i got home and she sent me a picture of her just in a toolbelt, accompanied by one of the smuttiest text messages i've ever read. meanwhile when i called her to schedule the next date, she had to stop and say, "i'm so sorry i'm so nervous i'm out of breath." just. the whiplash of it all. godbless you every lesbian
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Baek Duri - Jari 35, 2025 - Acrylic on Canvas
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I really don't know what to do with the fact that my teeth have been toothpaste flavored for over 24 hours despite much eating and no additional toothpaste. Like what's even happening there. Perplexing.
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"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.
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