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Hmhmhm

This is my 69th post.

You just got 69ed.

Or cancer-ed. if you believe in the zodiacs. ANYWAY

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Valid

And

It’s horrifying

“Do you watch Chaggie edits?”

Me? No! I know how horny HH fans are and I do NOT want to see that with my daughter.

(Same goes for Charcifer.)

Lucifer fictives/flickers I wanna know what you think @flickery-fluff @be-my-lucif3r

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STOP

tysm for the tag @balladofareader!! 🤍

write your name/nickname in the character headcanon generator and see what you get!

wait so um...

npt: @mysummerchild @haeerizm @cowboylikemily @sarastellasari @dxstoeskyvjbess @whoo0sh + whoever wants to join!

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“Repent for your sins!”

MANY THINGS ONE I AM THE DEVIL AND TWO

…yeah I’m not over here “Apollo loves you! Repent for your unfaithfulness and embrace his light!”

I don't understand Christians and their spamming "Jesus loves you!" "Repent your sins to Jesus!" And shit under YouTube comment sections or whatever

You don't see me going

"Hecate Loves You" "Dionysus accepts you" under comment sections now do you

But if I did that I have a feeling that type of Christian wouldn't be a fan of it

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“Do you watch Chaggie edits?”

Me? No! I know how horny HH fans are and I do NOT want to see that with my daughter.

(Same goes for Charcifer.)

Lucifer fictives/flickers I wanna know what you think @flickery-fluff @be-my-lucif3r

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Real 🙌

How it feels to talk to doubles /pos

( @majesticallyunmagestic @lucif3r-0f-h3ll @here-2-help looking at you lol)

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Turns out our friend has watched HH and her favorite character is Alastor.

Hell yeah mine too 👊

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Thinking back on this, I’m like 98% sure I’m the one who typed this. Alastor doesn’t remember typing it.

2-3 tablespoons olive oil

1 lb raw prawns or large shrimp, shelled and de-veined

1 lb boneless, skinless chicken breast (about 2 each), diced into ½ inch pieces

1 lb andouille sausage, sliced into rounds

2 ribs celery, diced

1 medium yellow onion

2 tablespoons garlic, minced

3 large bell peppers, differently colored (I use green, orange and yellow), cored and diced

1 jalapeno pepper, seeded and diced

1 14 oz can diced tomatoes

1 tablespoon tomato paste

3 tablespoons creole seasoning

2 splashes red wine or red wine vinegar (around 2 to 3 tablespoons)

3 cups��chicken stock

1 ½ cups white rice

Green onion, thinly sliced for garnish

Cilantro, rough chop, for garnish

Louisiana Hot Sauce, for garnish

Heat olive oil over medium- high heat in a Dutch oven or a large pot. Add chicken breast and sausage and saute for about 5 minutes, until chicken is no longer pink.

Add celery, onion, bell peppers, and jalapeno. Saute for another 5 minutes, until onion is translucent. Add garlic and saute until fragrant, about 30 seconds.

Add tomato paste and creole seasoning and stir until combined. Deglaze the pan by pouring in the red wine and scrape the browned bits off the bottom, letting the wine evaporate off.

Add tomatoes, chicken stock and rice. Bring to a boil, cover and reduce heat, simmering for about 30 minutes.

After 30 minutes, add shrimp to the pot, stir to mix, cover with the lid and simmer an additional 10 minutes, until shrimp is pink and rice is tender.

Serve with green onion, and cilantro sprinkled on top with a dash of Louisiana hot sauce.

and viola you have

✨✨JAMBALAYA✨✨

JAMBALAYA?? ILY/platonic

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Day 3 of being front locked

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Oh my god. Yes.

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When you’re trying to fall asleep and Ariel randomly says “so you and Alastor gonna do a blood ritual for a kid, or…?” With no warning:

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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

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So I was fronting today(accidentally front locked myself), and kept making dad jokes.

Like I wrote time on my hand, made a dad joke, and when they asked, “why do you do this?” I opened my palm and said, “I have too much time on my hands”

Damn if I ever find my Charlie canon mate she’s gonna have to endure so many awful jokes 😭

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I gotta say red for @alastors-broadcast

Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.

RED: I’m in love with you.

PINK: I have a crush on you.

TURQUOISE: You’re hot.

CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I dislike your page.

YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.

WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.

GREEN: I find you cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

BROWN: I dislike you.

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Me when the proxy’s take 0.03 seconds longer to activate:

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All day it’s just been “lol Lucifer front locked himself” YES BITCH I GET IT IM FRONT LOCKED LEAVE ME ALONE/silly

I’m talking about @ariel-fallen btw

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Not vegetated as in the woods—vegetated like leafy ponds 😅

Your intro says you have a special interest! What is it? /Nf

Ducks.