luciferhatesalastor

[luciferhatesalastor]

Hey, everysinner!

Got a quick message to tell everyone.

Apparently, according to Amelia-Rose, there’s gonna be some awful souls trying to send some people, specifically blogs like mine, (roleplay blogs and various other fandoms, like the ‘Mouthwashing’ fandom, for example) really graphic gore. Me personally, I’m not bothered by gore. I’m the King of Hell, I’m used to it by now.

But Amelia-Rose said I should warn all of you guys about it, just in case you’re not prepared.

In all seriousness though everyone, please keep your asks closed at least until the 26th, just in case. You might not be affected, but I worry about my moots and the community on here.

-Amelia and Lucifer💖🐤

[luciferhatesalastor]

Huh… what meeting? And what shit has Satan been spreading about me?

Lucifer is slow asf😭

ALSO THAT NEW EPISODE GOT ME SOBBING. BUT THE SONG WAS SO FUCKING GOOD.

Honestly lucifer what HAVE the other sins been up to while you've been gone~?

That trial was an utter shambles and SATAN really tried to preach he ruled hell before you~?

Ha!

The big oaf was near useless back after your fall and now he claims he predated you~?

He even called you the "golden angel" like really~?

You were hardly heavens gold child even before the fall~

I think it's time you got your house in order luci otherwise Satan may get the wise idea to just call himself king full stop and the other sins may be to lazy to stop him~

(New episode was awesome and we now have all the sins! The rp potential is through the roof! I can't wait to see the inevitable blogs that will pop up!)

@luciferhatesalastor

[luciferhatesalastor]

(Three sinners walk up to Lucifer, one of them was tall and a boy, the other was a little shorter but a girl, and the last one was very short and a boy, but he also looked like a fallen angel because of his angelic wings and halo that was unfortunately broken)

Vincent (boy 1): hello there mate! Nice to meet ya! (He bowed down, almost like he was mocked Lucifer's height)

Gem (girl): it's nice to meet you I guess....

William (the fallen angel): Hello there! You look so cool! (He said enthusiastically. He was quite energetic for a fallen angel....)

Well, hello there….

He notices William, the fallen angel with several damaged features. He gently reaches out towards him with his hand, before quickly retracting it.

What in the unholy hell happened to you…?

[luciferhatesalastor]

How do you feel about this, Luci?

I don’t need more.

[luciferhatesalastor]

Hello, my King,

Please enjoy this lovely short duck video to brighten your day!

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/J2zA6HVu6fk4GAKq/

Cheers!

They’re so adorable!

[luciferhatesalastor]

LUCIIIII

have a cockroach >:3 🪳

~Nifty (@tiny-lil-nifty)

…Thank you?

@tiny-lil-niffty

[luciferhatesalastor]

@timedoutradio Is this accurate?

[The Harbin's cooking skills]

Alastor and Angel Dust: [master chef]

Lucifer: [knows a few recipes]

Vaggie: [can follow instructions on a box]

Husk: [made toast once]

Charlie and Niffty: [banned from the kitchen]

[luciferhatesalastor]

favorite ice cream. I will make it and put a duck decoration for u

Cotton candy. Who else does Beelzebub get it from?

@the-bee-queen

[luciferhatesalastor]

Wanna join the duck army? all you need is a short interview. about 5 questions, I read over it. and if it seems acceptable then you can become a duck solider. :D (I'm working on adding tiers of duck soliders so we'll see how that goes)

I’m already the leader.

[luciferhatesalastor]

hi its me the wife anon is there any way to get banned from hell?

Hell contains the worst of the worst. So I am going to say no… but that doesn’t mean I won’t keep you at least one ring away from me!

[luciferhatesalastor]

You will know their voice, Soon.

You will know their wrath even more intimately.

Lucifer in death they are one

In death they are strong

In death they are The Quack Legion

Who else do you think is their leader?

[luciferhatesalastor]

*puts Alastor and Lucifer in the same room*

Fight! Fight! Fight!

As tempting as it is, I am not fighting @timedoutradio. I would destroy him. It wouldn’t be fair.

[luciferhatesalastor]

I have a lil uh...gift, which I made a while ago, for you, Your Majesty 👉👈 ahem I present to you... my lil' duckie sheep (I had to design different types of sheep and this one came first)

PLEASE DON'T HATE IT- BYE

Where can I get one?!

[luciferhatesalastor]

POV: Your reading Lucifer's mind

Accurate.

[luciferhatesalastor]

Yo luci did yay hear mammon trashy copy of your park got burnt down!

You can thank a bunch of imps and a goetia for that!

Guess hellborns have some use afterall huh?

I suppose they do.

@mammon-money-maker

@blitz-horsie-enthusiast

[luciferhatesalastor]

kiss alastor and I'll give you a duck

I already have enough ducks. And even if I didn’t, I would never kiss him.

@timedoutradio

[luciferhatesalastor]

Lucifer why did i get a frigging ask from someone shipping me with your bloody father!?

Do I look your bloody step mother to you luci Huh Is that what you want!?

They called it rod or goo luci! GOO luci!

(Love the idea of this ship it's so dumb I love it 😆, the idea of roo being lucifers step mom oh god, LITERALLY!)

Hah… what?

(no stop my stepdad’s name is Rod😭)