bro this is latin. someone actually thought latinos speak latin in latin america
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Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes
such a loss
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The littlest things we know to be small = debut literary fiction
The dark wife: thriller, adapted into a Hulu original
The mailman’s niece = historical fiction
The mailman of Warsaw = also historical fiction but about war
The gate of wind = fantasy
The gate of wind and bones = young adult fantasy
A gathering of pelicans = mystery, part of a long running series that takes up a whole shelf at the library
The Group Project Partner Gambit = romance with a cartoon cover
Wendy Jenkins is Scared of Commitment = romance with a cartoon cover of gay people
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Higgledy-piggledy
unparliamentary
green parrots quarrel
outside in the trees
Squawking out epithets
uncomplimentary
Squads of unmannerly
Oversized peas.
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What assigned English class book did you viscerally HATE (the most)? I tried to make it general by some authors since curriculums vary.
Any Charles Dickens book
Any Shakespeare Play
Any Greek Epic
The Great Gatsby
1984
A Scarlet Letter
Lord of the Flies
Frankenstein
Other (if it's farenheit 451, I'll burn you)
I didn't viscerally hate any English class book
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invented a game called “I throw dice at the cat”
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You know what, I’m gonna say it!! I’m glad that the tornado cowboy didn’t kiss that meteorologist at the end of the Twisters movie! A slow blooming romance built on a foundation of friendship and mutual respect can be just as good as kissing in the middle of a tornado (even if that would have been super cool and sexy)!!!
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Thrilled to hear that my good friend Jonathan is alive and only suffering from a mild case of violent brain fever
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"kamala harris doesn't even have any kids, she can't lead the country" i'm sorry is this fucking warrior cats
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Bougar
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"Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost" - My latest piece for a LOTR-themed art show currently on display!
This piece was inspired by both the Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien and the Dark Tower by Stephen King. Having just finished reading the latter, I couldn't help seeing the thematic parallels between the two journeys, but also the way the two diverge in their morals and endings. This piece is dedicated to the Hero's Journey, standing up against the dark looming monoliths that seem all-powerful until they aren't, and tackling one's demons along the way.
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this is like lingerie to me
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@lotr20 | Day 6
↳ Healing: Aragorn in the Houses of Healing
Aragorn went first to Faramir, and then to the Lady Éowyn, and last to Merry. When he had looked on the faces of the sick and seen their hurts he sighed. 'Here I must put forth all such power and skill as is given to me,' he said. 'Would that Elrond were here, for he is the eldest of all our race, and has the greater power.'
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