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I’ve reached peak manic pixie dream girl. Dancing in the kitchen to Duran Duran while the brownies I’m using to appease my PMS demons are baking…

And I’m coming to Tumblr to tell all of you.

Don’t get much more MPDG than that.

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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my computer

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Only...1-20...special...

Beans is how

When a mommy bean and a daddy bean love each other very much, they go off together in a bean patch. And then, the beans start to sprout. They can either be baked, green, soy, string, refried, toe, or jelly. There is no in bean-tween.

And that's how beans.

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Hello, beans 1-20! :)

Beans is how

When a mommy bean and a daddy bean love each other very much, they go off together in a bean patch. And then, the beans start to sprout. They can either be baked, green, soy, string, refried, toe, or jelly. There is no in bean-tween.

And that's how beans.

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Thank you, you lovely bean. I'm assuming there's just one bean to wrangle the other nineteen? Or are all twenty of you here with us?

Beans is how

When a mommy bean and a daddy bean love each other very much, they go off together in a bean patch. And then, the beans start to sprout. They can either be baked, green, soy, string, refried, toe, or jelly. There is no in bean-tween.

And that's how beans.

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How i sleep knowing I’ll never bring a child into this world

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Long ago, the fandom had collectively decided that L and Light shared a bed during the Yotsuba arc and now I'm here for it

Here I offer you Light sharing the bed with a kicking overgrown shrimp man [affectionate] (not a very idyllic experience for Light overall, let's face it)

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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mistreating him

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TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow

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sometimes a family can be an old man with a shady past and a weird kid that he just found

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