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Get to the airship!!

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Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! Episode 3: Secrets at the South Pole Station

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daisuke, wealwell, maxwell are like that wolf, chicken, grain problem where if you leave daisuke alone with wealwell he'll kill him, and if you leave wealwell alone with maxwell he'll kill him and you have to get them from one side of gath to the other but you can only fit two of them in your lifeboat at a time.

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shoutout to ep 3 daisuke. he told wealwell he’d kill him if they were alone and then he failed every single check ever, fell over when a torpedo hit, almost got into a fight with bert for literally no reason, confirmed that he had been lost in the sky with only wild seagulls for sustenance for six months at some point, and continued to miss his ex-wife. the perfect man

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Which Thirsty Sword Lesbians Playbook Would You Play?

Figured I'd try putting up more of these polls, as they are fun to do!

Thirsty Sword Lesbians is a game about romance, resistance, and queer stories told with your friends.

The Beast: Go Beast Mode. This is a playbook about assimilation, and hiding your true self. You find yourself driven to resist the boundaries society puts on you; you want to run wild.

The Chosen: A playbook about destiny and the demands of others. Everyone looks to you as a hero, a figurehead, a leader... but do you want to fulfill that destiny? Will you allow tragedy to occur in your wake?

The Devoted: Extreme self-sacrifice and the confusion of suffering for love. Who are you devoted to? Why? How do your self-imposed demands hurt you, and why does it hurt your ability to fall in love?

The Infamous: A playbook about regret, and making amends. You are seeking redemption, and wrestling with justice; can others forgive you for the mistakes you made? Can you forgive yourself?

The Nature Witch: Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, you've just begun your journey of self-discovery. You have a lot to learn, and a long way to go before you figure out exactly who you are. What will you find on your journey?

The Scoundrel: A gosh-darn flirt, that's what you are. You're a disaster, out here to break hearts: you're excellent at getting someone's attention, but can you commit? What makes a serious relationship hard?

The Seeker: Stepping into a wider world completely different from your home culture can be hard. This is a playbook all about unlearning the lessons of the place you came from, and replacing them with personal convictions that you can hold fast to.

The Spooky Witch: You have weird friends: so what? You're weird too. This is playbook about love for the unloved and forgotten; about unconventional ways of finding a partner, and about flirting by talking about bug facts.

The Trickster: This playbook is all about bottling up your emotions and trying to put up a cool-as-a-cucumber facade - until you can't anymore. What secrets are you hiding? What happens when you can't keep a secret any longer?

If you're familiar with the game and have access to expansion playbooks, feel free to name them in the tags!

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pappy and his puppy <3

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"You are the author of three or four of my favorite books."

can you tell the decline of the Montgomery LaMontgommery books was my favorite bit of the episode

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Image one: Behind a fancy dining table, Marya and Montgomery greet each other with a hug. Daisuke leans on the back of one of the plush chairs. Marya pulls away to gesture across from her, saying, "Okay Monty, you've got a pretty big fan over here."

Image two: Marya continues, "...and then kind of a lukewarm one." On the other side of the table, Maxwell stutters out a greeting, "That's- uh. You-" while Vanellope looks on, unimpressed. Meanwhile, Olethra is full on freaking out. Flustered, she reaches out for a handshake and whispers, "Oh. My. GOD."

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SCREW waiting until the other poll's done, I'm having FUN with this shit:

Other polls: Zac | Lou | Emily | Murph | Ally

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i can’t believe how smoothly maxwell just lied to literally everyone about the zephyr being funded by his father and i can’t wait for it to bite him on the ass next episode now that mordechestershire’s revealed it. like lies about the pretense of the mission -> threatens the lord who comes after them -> takes an airplane out of the sky with his fists -> does not elaborate

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Not a bad bit of beach reading!

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THE😭MACHINE😭COULD😭TELL😭THAT😭SHE😭WAS😭SCARED😭

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my day be so fine then boom someone in the tag insisting Ashton is an annoying jackass with no fans 😭

when he's an annoying jackass with like 5 fans!

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the crew you always dreamed of

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It’s been one episode and this 80 year old man and his ex-step-grandaughter have a grip on me

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i have never seen a clearer metaphor for being a closeted gay male than murph playing maxwell gotch, a character who is lured by the promise of sweaty, muscular men creating intricate rituals to touch each other and who frequently bites off his delicate white gloves to show his dirty bruised knuckles. happy pride everyone

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straight up i need to say right now, if anything happens to ghost dog i will never be okay again. it will be a category six peppermint preston moment. i will lose my mind. brennan will see me and my eight thousand shadow clones in the denny’s parking lot and he will know exactly why we have come before any of us say a word. ghost dog makes it out of this campaign unharmed or we riot

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everyone say hi to acheron! she’s a half-drow way of mercy monk on a quest to explore the surface in search of her mysterious, unknown parentage, having been raised by an underground order of monks :]