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HAPPY SUMMER SOLSTICE

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what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

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It occurs to me that for Dark Infection, Smokescreen could've used the dark star saber.

boi picks up the huge spiky frag-off sword on the way to getting the phase shifter after they destroyed the omega lock and for the rest of the series Optimus has to train him in actually using something that heavy and mystical.

(bonus:

Ultra Magnus: why does this child have two relics?

Bulkhead: well, one's because he's the only one who can wield it.

Ultra Magnus: and the other?

Bulkhead: he called dibs.)

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oh my god I love that actually that is some fucking certified Smokescreen Gremlin Behavior shit and I am 100% here for it

Ultra Magnus is going to be. SO fucking lost with everything that's going on with this weird fucked up kiddo. Wheeljack too now that I'm thinking about it, but he's got more of It Is What It Is vibe going on so he's less hung up about it

like. Yeah okay, an Elite Guardsman is here and alive, and also he's infused with the blood of the antichrist and he managed to steal a sword made out of the crystalized stuff to wield. Easy enough to understand

and then there's Magnus in the corner on the verge of a conniption because I'm Sorry The FUCK??? What do you MEAN he's regularly being given T W O RELICS????

it does not help that any and every time he asks questions the other Autobots, Optimus included, more or less just shrug and go "well, he's shown he can use them well, so why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

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Megatron and Optimus Prime.. like how does a librarian and gladiator even meet in the first place.

Listen I'm an avid megop fan but that doesn't make sense unless Optimus was actively going to Megatron's fights or Megs was going to the library in Iacon.

Honestly Megs is probably an avid reader to the point Optimus probably recommends him books.

I headcannon that they were together but had a fall out, but over the war their feelings grew stronger. Sometimes at night their comms link again like it did when they were dating so if one of the two were upset the other would send over a warm spark energy to them.

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The Pitt promt. 'Amputee buddies'

So dennis mentioned that his brothers used to bully him but what if they once took it too far and he actually lost a leg but since he's had it from when he was young he doesn't think to tell people he has a prosthetic leg.

So imagine one day maybe in the cafeteria it's hurting so he just takes it off and people just stare at him in horror and everyone is like what...!?

I can imagine Dennis and jack talking to each other about each other's prosthetics and how they lost them and people just staring in horror as they laugh about it.

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queen elizabeth dying right after meeting liz truss.... pope francis dying right after meeting jd vance.... i get it though. i think i'd lie down and die after meeting them too

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Do you think Dr Robby clocked Whitaker as touch-starved?

Cuz he's gotta be, right? He is very far from home for the first time, likely doesn't know anyone in town who doesn't have a connection to the hospital. When asked about friends he only mentions his brothers, and in the same breath of admitting they bullied him as a kid so its complicated. He is living alone in an abandoned hospital room and has no money to go out and do things where he might meet people and make friends.

Single, perpetually-overworked Dr Michael Robinavitch, who tries really hard to avoid the attentions of his friends when he actively needs their support the most, took one look at half-drowned-cat Dennis Whitaker and knew exactly how badly that little man needed a reassuring hand on his shoulder.

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I'm looking for writing prompts to do for the Pitts but more of Character A and Character B type prompts does anyone have any ideas please.

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something to look forward to in s2: santos has taught whitaker basic tagalog swearing. white boy STUNS pittsburgh ER staff by saying fuck my life in PERFECT TAGALOG

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Headcannon/Drabble

Jack and Robby live in an apartment together at the time just as roommates as it saves on rent and they get to keep an eye on each other so neither do anything stupid. There used to be two beds in the apartment but one broke and since they woke opposite shifts day/night they decide to share as it's not like there gonna be sleeping together except something happens and they have time off together either days off match or it could be a sickness and/or injury.

Que feelings.

Could be either soft or full of angst or sfw or nsfw.

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Drabble/Fic promt.

So we all know that Whitaker grew up on a farm and nebraska has a coyote population so theoretically you could assume Whitaker knows how to handle guns to protect whatever livestock they have.

So imagine shifts are changing and all of a sudden a shooter comes into the emergency room someone manages to wrestle the gun out of their hands and into the vicinity of Whitaker so Whitaker running on pure adrenaline picks up the gun holding it right and just shoots the guy in the leg oblivious probably panicing after they do it.

However after everything Is over and they've treated the shooter so they can be handed over to the police. I can imagine Jack and Robby praising Whitaker with Jack patting his shoulder and telling him he did a good job.

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https://www.tumblr.com/communities/the-pitt-headcannons-drabbles?source=share

A community for Headcannons and Drabbles for the pitt.

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Run.

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Tim- Hey so... something occurred to me

Bernard- What?

Tim- I was the only heir to the Drake fortune, and then was adopted by Bruce, meaning I will someday most likely inherit a not insignificant amount of money from him.

Bernard- Not sure I like where this is going but continue

Tim- You're an only child, and Conner is the only kid Lex has, meaning you'll both inherit the Dowd and Luthor industries.

Conner- Are you suggesting we get married and merge the businesses into one?

Tim- That, or we get married and combine our assets, instantly becoming the richest and most powerful family in the world.

Conner- I'm not saying 'no', but I feel like this is how people start turning into supervillains

Bernard- ... Should we call Roy and see if he wants in?

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I really love the concept of Tim hiding in small spaces randomly, and his family just completely accepting this as normal behavior.

Like,

Dick, mid conversation with Wally, grabs a cookie from his plate and reaches behind the couch, sticking his arm down there and pulls it up with no cookie. He doesn't falter once in his conversation.

Wally blinks in confusion a few times and then carefully asks, "Did you just... put a cookie behind the couch?"

Dick blinks as well. "Tim is behind there." He said like that should be obvious.

"What?! Dude, has he been listening to our conversation??"

"Nah, he's got his headphones on." Dick says dismissively.

Tim reaches his hand up and taps Dick on the shoulder to get his attention and then mimes writing. Dick hands him a pen.

"This happens all the time, doesn't it?" Wally asked, amused.

Dick snorts and nods. "Are you really surprised? I mean, I hang upside down when i need to think, Damian cuts things, Jason shoots things, Bruce broods. Tim hides."

Wally laughs. "Fair enough, man."

Or,

Mid Justice League meeting, Bruce looks under the desk he's at, grunts and motions to the side of his head. Then, he grumbles "Notepad." A second passes, he straightens up and starts scribbling something onto a notepad.

"What the hell just happened?" Hal asks bluntly.

"Red Robin is under there." Clark says immediately, used to this whole thing.

"Okay... Is there, like, a reason for that?"

Bruce grunts, and Clark says, "He likes it under there."

"Ooookkaayyyy then."

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Idk, just a thought.

Bruce: WE DON'T KILL PEOPLE, JASON

Dick: Pfft okay

Bruce: What do you mean by that?

Dick: Just saying, for a family that "doesn't kill", we have a pretty high kill count

Jason: Whaaaa?

Dick: Yeah, all things considered, Cass has the lowest count. You'd know this if you talked to us

Bruce: Dick, what are you talking about?

Jason: Wait! Replacement has a kill count???

Dick: He holds the record for most kills currently

Bruce and Jason: WHAT?

Dick, a little too proud: He's going to be so scary when he embraces being a supervillain

Tim, appearing with a pout: Still not a supervillain. Stop saying that.

Dick, beaming: No

Jason: wait, wait, wait, how does he-?? When-?? But I'm a crimelord and Demon Brat was an assassin???? Just how many have you killed???

Tim, ignoring Bruce having a mental breakdown: I lost count after I blow up all of Ra's bases. But a couple thousand?

Jason, shocked: For real?

Dick: See! Baby supervillain!

Tim: I'm not a baby anything, asshole. I'm 19!

Jason: Damn, baby bird. Wait! Does this mean Bruce and you (Dick) have kills counts?

Dick, shrugs: Yeah, Slade still tries to recruit me occasionally because of it.

Tim: Yeah, and Bruce likes to pretend he doesn't, but he does. If we want to add all the people he put in states worse than death while you were dead, who later killed themselves because of it, it's an even bigger list.

Dick, guiltily frowns: I'm not sure I want to add those. My list would get a hell of a lot longer too.

Tim, shrugs: Not all kills are to be proud of.

Jason, flabbergasted: I think I need to process this... my life is a lie

Tim: Talk to Alfred, it'll help

Jason, gestures to the despairing Bruce: What about him?

Dick: We've actually discussed this several times in front of him before, if we set him up at the bat computer, the med bay, or in his room, he pretends the whole conversation was a hallucination or something

Jason: Seriously?

Tim, nodding: Damian is so salty about it

Dick, strong arming Bruce to the bat computer and opening Bruce's latest case: Dami'll understand eventually.

Jason: Man, I need to hang out with you fuckers more often

Dick: I've been telling you!

Tim: There's a lot you don't know that we won't be discussing here, come to my safe house in southend on Thursday. We're having a sibling hangout at 4pm

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If alpha from my Sparkling Siblings AU and Prime Sparklings AU meet

aka TFA Alpha & TFO Alpha