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Happy birthday to oldetwink! May Harry's beloved Hogwarts caretaker Tom Riddle someday wear leather during their detention sessions~

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Baby's first fully written work... it might be a disaster but it has Tom Riddle living out his tree-hugging fantasies! AO3 Link (NSFW)

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Poor Harry, fell victim to organ trafficking ;_;)

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Baby Tom & The Riddles #01: The Big Sneeze Incident

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fairy Voldemort

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I felt true, visceral fear today after I returned from work and discovered that my Huion monitor tablet wouldn't connect to my laptop. I knew that bitch was all powered up and screaming but blue-balling me with only pitch-black darkness.

I shut off and restarted my laptop 5 fucking times, rammed the usb cables in and out of my laptop's usb ports, in and out... I never thought that an expensive device - wasted for just watching funny cat videos and enabling me to draw the shapely but scaly butt of Voldemort - could be violated. Learned a life lesson here: any hole can be stuffed, you just need some imagination y'all.

Fuck tentacles, ugly men & weird-ass creatures with gigantic horse dicks - give me sub laptops/pcs getting dominated by their puny usb cable daddies!

I digress. So, I turned on my 2nd laptop which is on life-support - it never asked to be an accessory to producing hardcore incest material between Tom and his hot daddy Riddle sr, btw. But, like come on! What's better than one hot, mentally maladjusted Tom Riddle? Two of course! Think about the delicious angst, the hurt/comfort, the abandonment issues, the forbidden attraction, uugh...

Why are there so few tomcest (sr) fics? It's unfair, I'm fucking starving, eh. I mean, Riddle sr is the goddamn blueprint for gratuitously hot Voldemort! Where's pathetic, blushy, snot-nosed and puffy-eyed Tom Riddle sr??? The internet lied to me! I thought you only needed two hot dudes who didn't even have to meet each other to make sweet, sweet looove to each other... there's even incest and murder for extra seasoning!

I'm begging the ao3 wordsmith gods who kin Tom Riddle/Voldemort to open their hearts to Tomcest sr T_T) We all love pathetic men in tears and Voldemort would never allow himself to show such vulnerability but that's what we have his da for... Voldy could vicariously experience such a display of helplessness through Riddle sr! And tbh, I seriously need more beautiful works of art featuring my favourite basket case twink (dub-) non-con-ing his papa into some father/son bonding. I'm going cold turkey here!

I digress again. So, I plugged my Huion into my 2nd laptop and behold! That fucker finally connected and mirrored the laptop display, thank fucking god! Little shit was playing hard to get but it still lives! Whoop, whoop!

Thank Voldy's perky ass, I wasn't forced to make a human connection with an underpaid yet bored employee at the Huion support centre. I had that tablet for 4 years and we experienced the deepest depths of human depravity together - I cried bitter tears, cursed it for reflecting my shitty art skills - my inability to draw hot men bedtime wrestling. But, we also experienced joy together when I succeeded. That fucker made me feel like an art god when it reflected how I envisioned the smut to be. I'm not ready to end this toxic relationship, I thought I'd be.

I was all 'yeah, I'm sooo stage 4 already! I only need the Huion employee to gaslight me into buying their newest, shiny model to reach stage 5!' I'm 30, a grandma according to annoying (affectionate) internet youngsters. My body can't handle eating only instant ramen for 4 months anymore. My roaring 20s are a bygone era and for once I choose to practice some self-care, to love myself even!

For once, I was about to make an adult decision and... wait. To save up the money - to accept that I'll be a temporary full-time traditional wannabe weird-ass hentai artist with a shitty phone camera... but thank god I don't have to! My beloved tablet still works and I can be a part-time traditional but mainly digital wannabe weird-ass hentai artist with a shitty phone camera! Yeah, this is how my day went. Love y'all ~ mwaaah

Shameless self-promo plug but I think you should at least look at the smut scenes to see the appeal of tomcest (sr)~ I also need some validation for providing my tears as lube for their narcissistic coupling You can read Philautia here: AO3

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Death candy mage Tom Riddle is here to melt your stone-cold heart into sweet, sweet goo ❤️

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Please, keep yourself hidden and don't make any loud noise or you might spook the easter bunny during his egg-laying 🤫 Link to the uncensored image: Twitter | Bluesky | AO3

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Happy Valentine's Day❤️life is too short to stew in self-doubt, be like Harry and don't deny yourself from becoming the twink destroyer and monsterfucker of your dreams 😘

You can view the uncensored drawing on:

AO3 | Twitter | Bluesky

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Bebe Tom! Bebe Tom (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻

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Happy birthday to our bestest babygirl in the world~

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Chapter 2 of Manic Love Fools is out~ You can read it on AO3: Link

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What is your favorite fic/s right now?

I'm a sucker for crack and Tom finding some parental figure to respect or obsess over. A Mentor's Burden by Naidhe is currently my favorite fic =) Only Tom is able to drive Dumbledore to alcoholism~

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I'm still alive and struggling with my Tomarry doujin orz Have some old fanart of our favorite snake boy from 2020. It was the first time I tried painting in Clip Studio Paint.

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For the connoisseurs out there =) You can view all my cultured bottom!Tom art on A03, now. Keep in mind that the images won't show up on some devices. I'll still include the Twitter links as a 2nd option.

Tom Riddle, paragon of the idiom: don't stick your dick in crazy

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Twitter Link | @sepiolitedreams Please confess your sins regularly, it's good for the soul

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Voldemort and his girlies having a fun sleepover party ~