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you arent a real gamer until you played this

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also i dont think ive ever seen the welsh flag up there before

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i dont previously know either of these players in the snooker final but when one is cockney rhyming slang and the other isnt its a pretty easy choice who to support

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Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

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Recently, while staring far too long at a potato chip, it occurred to me that the ridges could possibly be used to create a lenticular effect. So I got out some chip dip (and the smallest paint brush I have) to test it out. I started with a simple 2-frame illustration of a football and a basketball, then I painted a little sour cream and onion dip bird. 🥔🕊️ - via my new @brockdavisart instagram

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My latest cartoon for New Scientist

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How come no one’s talking about how Jerma came out?

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can they like release new vegetables 

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bruh he hit him with the tsugi ni omae wa

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its kinda scary when someone thanks you profusely for something you thought was just natural and automatic to do. because then its like. oh i Can’t expect the same back from others. i thought it was ordinary but it is out of the ordinary. if i receive the same courtesy it is luck

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at the very least you are on the wrong show

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ach i always suspected s**** p******** was too annoyingly smug to actually like but i didnt want it confirmed

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yak scared of pumpkin not clickbait

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cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from