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“Say this”

Photo reference credit: @rigorwhoretis

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Okay you guys.

IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something

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The child is not even two pounds, he is in the intensive neonatal care unit. He is blind, may be unable to walk and he may not survive at all. Adriana Smith's mother, April Newkirk has affirmed that the decision to stop life support should have been the family's. The baby's name is Chance. Fuck Brian Kemp, I hope he gets sepsis.

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Apple Hydra

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curled and at the brink of metamorphosis

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i assumed the 'what sin do you relish most' image set was just your typical dadaist "its funny when a long diatribe about something stupid/broadly-disagreed-with is imposed on an image set of unrelated characters" type of joke image but allegedly op of that post IS an actual tradcath and DID post it unironically. which im not sure if it makes the whole situation funnier, stupider, worse, or all 3

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The Beast of Gévaudan. From The Wolf, written by Abigail Frost and illustrated by Francis Phillipps, 1990.

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Fairy ring mushroom (apparently its a tumblr rumor that they grow around corpses, but…)

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Winterrr

this was such a struggle, i am not an icewing visionary,, but here he is. he has twin braids around his face and eyeliner bc he's a pretty little princess and super annoying.

tommorrow is peril!!

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endless night

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unwise

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threat level samson

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Most anxiety-brained thing I've ever done was when I was like 12-14 and saw a kürtőskalács vendor at lake Balaton. And I wanted kürtőskalács so I went up to him, except he was walking away with the cart and didn't see me, and I was too scared to like loudly say "hello I would like to buy some kürtőskalács" so I just.... started following him. Silently. Hoping he'd notice me and I wouldn't have to say anything. Catching his attention was not in my mental script, he was supposed to see me. SO I JUST KEPT FOLLOWING HIM. HALFWAY ACROSS THE BEACH. IN SILENCE.

And when he finally noticed me he came to the reasonable conclusion that I was an Austrian tourist who didn't speak Hungarian, so he asked me what I wanted in German. At that point I was in too deep. I couldn't reveal to him that I was in fact a local and just a fucking freak, but I barely spoke German, so I just pointed at one of them and mumbled ".....bitte." And then he gave it to me and I paid and said "Wiedersehen" and ran away. Horrifying. Why was I like that.