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heyhey! idk if you reqs but if you do, can you make bsf!chris finding out the reader has crush on him and now he's fucking her dumb?
ㅤׂㅤ⊹ㅤㅤsmut,⠀(bestfriend dynamic) bsf!chris,⠀pnv, ⠀mild bumbification kink,⠀fingering,⠀size kink,⠀teasing
when Chris found out about your little crush, did you really think he wouldn’t pull you into his lap and fuck it out of you?
You weren’t even supposed to be doing anything.
It was just a hangout—his house, his hoodie slung over your smaller frame, the sleeves swallowing your wrists while your bare legs rested easily across his lap. It felt familiar, safe even… until his fingers dipped between your thighs like they owned you. Like this wasn’t the first time he’d had you open in his lap and pliant in his arms.
Chris leaned back against the couch cushions with you folded into his chest, his fingers already pushing up inside your cunt, slow and deep and purposeful. His other hand dragged your thigh open further across his lap, just enough for him to slip his palm flat over your clit and start rubbing it in gentle, hungry circles.
His tone, though, was the worst of it—teasing and smug, thick with that grin you couldn’t see but could feel.
“Didn’t think I’d find out from Matt, huh?”
he murmured low, brushing his nose into your hairline, lips curling against your temple. “Tellin’ my brother all the shit you shoulda said to me. How bad you want it... how dumb I make your pretty little head go.”
“C-Chris… I d-didn’t mean it like that, I s-swear…” As she let out a whimper as his fingers curled perfectly against that soft spot inside you, dragging back out with a wet noise before pressing in again.
"Fuckkk, ma... you’re soaked." His breath caught just a little, just enough to sound ragged at the edges. "You tryna act all innocent sittin’ on me like this, wearin’ my fuckin’ hoodie, but you’re squeezin’ my fingers like you need 'em."
Your hand curled into his shirt, drooling a little from your open mouth before catching yourself—only for Chris to tilt his head down and catch the drool on his thumb, thumb that he rubbed slowly under your bottom lip before bringing it down between your legs.
He pulled his fingers out, wet and glistening. Watched your folds clench around nothing, desperate.
Then you felt it—his cock twitching under you. Thick. Hot. Pressed up against the inside of your thigh under those loose sweats he always wore. He adjusted his hips just enough to lift you slightly, one hand holding your thigh while the other tugged his waistband down, letting his cock spring free—fat, flushed, and already leaking.
Chris groaned under his breath and dipped his thumb between your legs again, smearing your slick up over the tip of his cock, spreading it slow. His voice dropped to a rasp.
"You're so fuckin' wet for me, ma. Look at that… fuckfuck."
Your eyes fluttered as he pulled your panties aside with one hand, guiding the blunt head to your soaked slit. He let it rest there a second, dragging it through the mess he made between your folds, rubbing it against your clit until you squirmed in his lap.
Your hips jerked—needy, overwhelmed...“Nngh—t-too much, y’too big, Ch- chris—” he just chuckled, arms curling around you from behind.
"You’re so tiny, baby....Always forget how small this lil' cunt is until I gotta stretch it out allll over again," he muttered, kissing the side of your neck as he pushed in slowly—inch by inch, stuffing you full.
You gasped, back arching, thighs tensing. “C-chris– nghhh– ah...too much–”
He cooed at you, quiet but low. “Nah, you can take it. You always do. Just gotta let me help you.”
One of his hands held your waist firm, the other holding your thigh out, bouncing you slow and easy on his cock. His arms caged you in, snug against his chest, and your feet barely touched the couch cushion, your whole body helpless in his lap. You whined when he rolled his hips up from underneath, grinding deeper, brushing your clit with every slow bounce.
"S’tight, baby," he groaned, chin hooked over your shoulder. "So fuckin’ tight. You’re squeezin’ me like– like... you dunno what to do with it..."
His hand came up between your legs again, thumb circling your clit as he fucked up into you—gentle, deep thrusts that had your head falling back, eyes fluttering.
"Say it." He nuzzled into your hair, voice soft and dangerous. "Tell me what you told Matt... What you really wanted from me? Hm?"
You shook your head, lips trembling, but his thumb pressed a little harder and he bottomed out all the way, his cock so thick it pushed your belly out slightly. You cried into his chest, fingers fisting his hoodie, legs kicking uselessly as he held you steady.
"Say it, maaa," he dragged the word slow, almost like a mock. “Say how bad you wanna be fucked dumb. Say you only think straight when you’re full of me.”
You were already falling apart—hips twitching, thighs clenching around his, drool wetting your lips again as he bounced you faster, rougher now. His hands gripped your thighs like he owned them, pulling you down every time he pushed up, his cock bullying deeper inside your swollen pussy.
"Good girl..." he groaned, feeling your walls flutter around him. "That’s itttt– Gonna fuck the rest of those secrets outta you."
And you let him. Fucked out, whimpery, stuffed and small and drooling all over him—you let him.
ㅤ⠀ㅤㅤ⊹ㅤ⠀© RENESSAㅤㅤ⠀࣭ ㅤㅤ do not steal nor copy!Lil note; this is my first req 😭 I hope you like it! Btw thanks for 100 followers <3 wanna be on my taglist? Click here!
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cinema date
going to the cinema with boyfriend nick. fluff /sugestive humor
The glow of neon lights reflected off the cinema’s sticky floors as you and Nick stood in line for snacks, already whisper laughing like kids on a sugar high. “Popcorn, candy, slushie?” you asked.
Nick squinted at the menu like an old person. “All of the above. And some of those little chocolate balls” You tilted your head. “...Maltesers?”“YES. Those.”
Five minutes later, your arms were absolutely loaded. Popcorn bucket in the middle, two straws shoved into a single blue raspberry slushie (Nick’s idea), and candy crammed under your armpit like treasure. You headed toward the theatre for How to Train Your Dragon, date night edition. Right before sitting down, Nick leaned in close, lips just brushing your ear.
“So,” he whispered, “how would you train your dragon?”
You didn’t hesitate. “I’d make him beg and call him a good boy.”
Nick choked. He choked so hard a single kernel of popcorn flew out of the bucket.
You smirked “toothless has good boy potential”
He turned to look at you wide eyed. “You’re insane.”
You winked and popped an M&M into your mouth. “You love it”
The lights dimmed. The ads started playing. Some local café ad, a car commercial, and then “Wait… there’s a nut inside me?!” The voiceover from the Peanut M&M commercial echoed dramatically through the speakers. Nick visibly flinched. Then turned. Slowly. Toward you. His expression was blank for a full second. then he lost it. Full-on snort-laughing. Head thrown back. Slapping his thigh. You were laughing too, shoulders shaking.
“Nick. Nick. Wait—” you whispered between giggles, fumbling in the dark and holding up your candy. “I got M&Ms.”
That set him off again. The couple in front of you turned around and shushed you both, which only made things worse. Nick slapped a hand over your mouth to muffle your snickering, but that only made your eyes water.
“You’ve been corrupted by candy,” Nick whispered. He leaned in. “So have you got a nut inside you?. Admit it.”
“I’m never looking at M&Ms the same again,” you muttered.
The actual movie hadn’t even started yet and you both already felt like you were on a full-blown comedy special. Eventually, you settled into your seats, still giggling as the DreamWorks logo appeared. Nick rested his hand on your thigh and leaned in. “You’re lucky you’re cute.”“You’re lucky I didn’t say I wanted to ride the dragon.” Nick let out a quiet wheeze.
The movie started. But neither of you would remember the first five minutes You were too busy whisper-laughing about the m&m ad, how you’d train your own dragon, and whatever demonic chaos came next in your relationship.
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I BARKED AND NOW IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH I NEED HIM SO BAD CHRIS IM SORRY BUT I GOT A NEW BABY DADDY
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It’s criminal to look this hot in your drivers license photo
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OH MT FOD OH MGLDIFKFODSL OH MY GOD O MT FOSJC PH MY GOD PJSKDJ. OH MFL HES SO SEXYy.
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bro just casually posts this without warning gtfo im so wet
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i would let this man literally do ANYTHING to me. im absolutely busted.
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