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UPDATE HES CROWNING HES CROWNING

making a creature on my lunch break I’ll keep y’all updated :p

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making a creature on my lunch break I’ll keep y’all updated :p

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not a face reveal but this is kind of what I look like

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finally got my delicious starbies after a long day of work, plz close my bank account that money is going nowhere useful. anyways, i'm off to start watching hannibal. bye bye!!

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Summertime yeah!! Ignore my skinny twinky legs it’s in my genetics

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YUMMMM

free floor food

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AAAAAAA omg I loveeeeee the aesthetic in hereee!

I neeeed to become a coffeee critic on this blog because this place gives me serious kawaii vibes!! I feel like I’m in new girl or something lel

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I wish I could be like the little magical girls that I see on the telly: Sailor Moon has her whole life sorted. Anybody got any recs for other cutie patooties of programs? I’m in the deepest pits of depression right now and need some softness.

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My little niece drew me (idk why my eyes are that big im not high i swearrrrr tumblrinas)

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17/02/2015

attempting to bond w coworkers!! It’s really fun, Sharon got me the little game boy two Christmases ago…wow. How sweet. I need kesha shot into my veins.

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OMGGGGG SO SWAGGG

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20/01/2015

I thought new year would mean new me…no, still the same old chubby useless Lyle who can’t keep a girlfriend. Sadge…

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ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED?!?!!???!!??

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12/12/14

Hello again all! I don't know about you but I'm really starting to feel the Christmas spirit. Santa is really starting to swell up inside of me, it's making me all warm and giddy!

All my shopping is done (thank you the-Friday-before-Black-Friday,) and I'm sitting down to watch a film (guess which one in the comments ;0 )with my doggo and a plate of wee buns. This is the third batch of buns I've made this week, I keep buying those little boxed kits made for children, you know the ones. The ones that come with little wafer paper cake toppers of Elsa. I have to say, it's much cheaper than buying all that flour and eggs and other thing amabobs that are never going to be used up. The only thing that could make this better is to have a little one to share them with. I can just imagine their little buttery fingers and the grin on their face as I pipe the little cupcakes. That ship sailed long ago...oh well! I have my doggo (creatively named Doggo lol) and my cakes and I'm all set! # livingitup

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HELP I LEFT THE BABY IN THE CAR

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09/12/14

I’m so sorry that I’ve been away for so long, my lovely Tumblrinas! I dropped my phone in the loo and I’ve had it in a bag of rice all week! It’s a shame…that rice was part of my meal planning for the week. All I’ve had to eat is curry sauce. It’s all okay now, though!

On another note, should I buy a Polaroid camera?