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I can hardly breathe. 

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Lmao I've just hit four weeks post op, only took another 5 years.

Super pissed off :)))))

Been trying to pursue hysto locally for about six months, finally got some answers from the GIC just now and they’re saying they won’t sign me off without seeing me again, which won’t be until fucking October. Why this is necessary when they happily discharged me with a referral for lower in 2015 I don’t know, and now I feel completely adrift and like there’s no point to anything… but I guess it’s my fault for treating this as a goalpost around which to organise my life for the next few months.

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benefits of living in a lighthouse

no fake friends, just real friends (the only ones who’ll come out to your godforsaken lighthouse to hang)

lots of stairs so u dont need a gym membership

when u look out the window and sigh mournfully it’s Cinematic Depression not just regular depression

minimum requirements: 1 large dog, 17 cable-knit sweaters, 1 mysterious but tragic past, 2 pair fingerless wool gloves

increased likelihood of mermaid encounters

effortless windswept look, complemented by soft lantern glow

free salt scrub 

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Starting a new thread of insane shit I over hear my husband say to our toddler.

“Here, will this rice cake cracker sate your dark passanger?”

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love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

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Volume/headphone warning.

Wanted to try and pay homage to perhaps the best tweet in existence. Any and all credit goes to Patricia Lockwood for the original post and picture. And, of course, to darling, affronted Miette.

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i need to hire someone who can speak to cats to explain to Shams and Noor that they are supposed to be predators. I'm trying to introduce toys that emulate prey (with sound/smell of course so they can track it) so I can get them to play hunt but they're just like. *pats toy lightly with paws* 'hmmm interesting. i dig. a friend perhaps?' and i'm like nooooooo it's your prey you're supposed to chase it! i try to look it up on youtube but all videos are for if the cats are *disinterested* in play but they're very interested! just in a very polite manner lol like i'm introducing stuffed toys for them to cuddle with

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Title

Pearl

Photographer: Kirsi Mutshipule

Finland

ND Awards 2019

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they rlly wildin out rn

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Embroidered snowy steps>

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My friend sent this to her Professor today

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my favourite thing on tumblr is reblogging a post like "oh that mutual is gonna love this" and then seeing them reblog it from you

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i love this image so much

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This is the hottest damn thing EVER. 

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big dog and puppy enjoying some veg