I just opened a fortune cookie and it was empty 😧
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Bro what is the World of Westeros?
Dragons and Wyverns exist but so do mammoths? And the 'Walking Lizards' are just Velociraptors?! Unicorns exist but theyre not special, just goats I guess. And Direwolves, and Leviathans - but they're just whales, and Manticores - but they're just scorpions. And the Shadowcats? What's a Shadow Cat?? Man, What is going on?!?
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𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 ?
𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒅𝒊𝒈𝒚 ━ hello old friend, it's been a while hasn't it? I remember when you were just a child, gape-smiled and beaming like the sun. where have you laid your youth to rest my love? is it buried beside your heart perhaps? I know how deeply life has wounded you, it took away everything, didn't it? oh poor soul, you held onto happiness with bloody, shaking hands but still fate ripped even that away from you. your past lovers are dead or did some betray you? turning away in fear of what they once admired. your comrades have been slain, or their priorities shifted. I've heard you too have changed your way of thought. the people fear you know, do they normally cower at the sound of your name? ah don't fret, that makes two of us. the masses tend to despise the things they do not have the will to comprehend. the villain finds sympathy for you don't they? well I could have seen that from a mile away. you two are the oldest friends, you made a deal with them correct? to save your late love, they tried to hold their end of the bargain, really, but I fear you are cursed to forever be despondent. oh what a sad and miserable life without love. is that why you chase loneliness? for is it truly a life of sorrow if you yourself has chosen it? but don't become bitter from the pain. trust when I say I have seen wounds unfold a man, turning the gentlest spirits into seething beasts. please, keep seeking love, even if it seems you are forbidden from it. you are the master of your own fate, I see how tired you are. the scars never healed, they twist and wrap around your entire person. your eyes are dark and lifeless, rest. but keep fighting, not with the sword you have forsaken so long ago, but with your heart .
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so i uh.. read a spanish translation for chapter 191 and ... OH HH M YGOD I HATE MYSELFFF
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just found out lots of countries do not have duty to rescue laws???
i've seen ppl mentioning good samaritan laws and i assumed they were essentially synonyms but?? no?? good samaritan laws protect those who provide assistance, duty to rescue laws oblige ppl to provide assistance (to the best of their abilities and while remaining safe) and the legal protection to those providing help is the natural extension of that
i'm so sorry but thats fucked up, everybody deserves to live in a country where if you collapse on the street or are in a car accident others are obliged to help. what do you mean theres countries where that doesnt happen. what do you mean i now live in one of such countries.
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hi guys apparently um. human eyes aren’t supposed to reflect any colour other than red so what the fuck is up with my eyes
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I'm not sure what I'm looking for anymore
I just know that I'm harder to console
I don't see who I'm trying to be instead of me
But the key is a question of control
(becomes obsessed with desire again) oh fuck just like high school
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"Aemond's traumatic sex." Aegon stans have a reputation for being nasty and insensitive af but you're taking it to a whole new level
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