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Felt like sharing some Lee & Kya From The Tea Shop AU sketches ✨🍵

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had a major containment breach on my "nasa is shooting rockets named apep at the eclipse" post and now people keep explaining to me how even if nasa wanted to it couldn't destroy the sun with those rockets because the sun is very large and far away and I have this horrible urge to start replying like "actually this is incorrect, nasa summoned the sun devouring serpent and it ate the sun and now the sun is gone 🫤" just double down sharks are smooth style

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Sam's reluctant view from the twin bed in the double room they all had to share...

(Yes yes, I know more motel bed softness from me, quelle surprise - SORRY)

---> Don't repost please :)

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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If your tummy itches when you wear jeans, you have a nickel allergy and should paint the back of the buttion with nail polish. Okay I am going into the woods forever now. I love you.

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Thinking again about the time my aliens class was discussing conspiracy theories and the professor asked us to call some out and I, thinking simultaneously of both flat earthers and the "moon landing was faked" people, confidently shouted out "FLAT MOON!" and sent the class into hysterics

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Inspired by @spacefroggity post here

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baby: why does the cow have a blue udder and a blue nose?

me: I don't know. what do you think?

baby, thoughtfully: maybe they thought it would be funny for little kids. and for aunties.

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trailers are nothing to me anymore like ohhh dramatic music big title card whatever. if it's worth watching then the gay people in my phone will tell me

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whenever the baby and I are watching a video or movie together he insists on holding my hand and frequently squeezes my hand tight while saying "watch with me"

or "watch with me, auntie mac. dis is a funny part"