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What do you mean this isn’t how Batman adopted Jason?

(you can’t see Gordon’s face, but trust that he’s so sick of Batman’s shit)

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Art dump

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I approve as a chaotic gender fluid

(don't worry Kon. My partner also doesn't know what to call me)

genderfluid tim drake is eating my brain

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cass, noticing tim wearing a she/they pronoun pin: girl day?

tim, shrugged: girl-ish day

cass, nodding: down for girls night though?

tim: always

cass: ill call steph and tell her your coming then

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interviewer: so tim, with your recent more feminine looks at gala's you've got people wondering, are you a girl now?

tim: im whatever makes everyone who finds me hot gay

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jason: ladies first

tim: im a boy

jason: im never holding a door open for you again

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kon: so if you're like a boy, girl, and neither... does that mean your my boygirlpartnerfriend?

tim: what the hell, sure

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I love ittt!!!!

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<3

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They have a Wall of Shame for the Worst Mission Plans™. Among them are:

- Hire a band for mood music

- Build a fake Batburger

- Draw Killer Croc out by flooding the sewers

- End all crime by renaming Crime Alley to Lawful Fun Times Alley

- Do all the drugs so there's nothing left to deal

- Adopt all the criminals and ground them so they can't leave the house and do crime

- Kill everyone

- Give all civilians an emergency hand grenade

- Microdose bullets to build immunity

- Take Gotham and move it somewhere else because there's clearly something in the water

- Dump all the Rogues in Metropolis. They're Superman's problem now

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They have a Wall of Shame for the Worst Mission Plans™. Among them are:

- Hire a band for mood music

- Build a fake Batburger

- Draw Killer Croc out by flooding the sewers

- End all crime by renaming Crime Alley to Lawful Fun Times Alley

- Do all the drugs so there's nothing left to deal

- Adopt all the criminals and ground them so they can't leave the house and do crime

- Kill everyone

- Give all civilians an emergency hand grenade

- Microdose bullets to build immunity

- Take Gotham and move it somewhere else because there's clearly something in the water

- Dump all the Rogues in Metropolis. They're Superman's problem now

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What's their ship name? Is it StephCass? Or Spoilerbat? Or Black spoiler?

Canonically we know that Cass pictures what Steph would tell her in those dire moments where she needs to make sense of her emotions

But what if she pictures Steph in those not-so-dire moments too. Like Steph is just the stopper in all her impulsive thoughts

Cass: *sniffs a bath bomb*

Cass: Ooh. Smells like cupcakes.

Steph's voice in her head: Don't.

Cass: *lifts it to her mouth*

Steph with a metaphorical spray bottle: No! Bad girl! Put that down!

Cass, pouting: Fine.

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Tim: Bruce, I’m gay

Bruce: oh

Tim: oh?

Bruce: I mean you being gay sort of ruins the entire edgy thing the batfamily has going on

Tim: what?

Bruce: because you’re gay.. you’re happy..??

Tim: when Dick uses the term gay he means something different than me

Dick, poking head into room: no we mean the same thing, I just didn’t want to explain it to him

Tim: no Bruce, I’m bisexual, I’m into men and woman

Bruce: oh, congrats? Me too?

Tim: WHAT?!

Dick: Superman was my co parent at one point I definitely saw them kiss

Tim: again, WHAT?!

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Jason: *squinting at phone* Tim: are you. . . Okay?? Dude? Jason: *tears of frustration in his eyes* people, Timmy. People are FAILING AS A CONCEPT, HUMANITY’S DEPRAVITY HAS OUTGROWN ITS CONFINES WITHIN OUR MORALITY AND HOPE FOR A BETTER FUTURE HAS BEEN ECLIPSED BY FEAR OF EHAT WR HAVE BECOME Tim: Damian: he found out people have been getting ai to write fanfics Tim: Tim: honestly . . . that’s an under-reaction if anything Jason: *loudly sobbing* Tim: want me to wage war on ai? Jason: you’d do that for me? Tim: not for free of course, I was unlimited cookies for the next three years Jason: deal

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HELLOOOO

My batfamily LGBTQ+ Headcannons 😌

I'm tired so the added funnies may not be funny.

Bruce: Bisexual, mayhaps the bisexual.

Dick: Pansexual. He's very slay.

Jason: A demiromantic asexual King, any gender though.

Tim: Bi, that's cannon. But like disaster bisexual.

Steph: Genderfluid and also bi. (Stephen/Stephenie/Steph) mayhaps.

Cass: An asexusl enby who actually doesn't care. (They Just like Steph :3) I love.

Damian: Gay, probably he/they when he stops giving so many fucks.

Duke: Straight, but is not afraid to get affectionate with the homies, he goes against those dumb stereotypes. King.

Babs, technically not part of the family because she's Jim's kid, but she's a bat.: Straight, goes to every pride festival to hand out water bottles. Queen.

Uhh

Did I miss anyone??

Lmk who next :D

[Edited the Cass one]

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I like the idea that Bruce found out Jason was alive not because of some dramatic reveal or anything but just cause he got back from patrol one night and Jason was causualy as fuck in the manor looking through the fridge.

Like Bruce passes the kitchen on the way up to his room and at first he thinks it's Tim or perhaps Dick came over at some point, but then something in his tired brain clicks and he's like "Wait.." And then rushes back to the kitchen doorway.

Lo and behold, there is his son, his precious baby boy he thought was gone forever, tears start to build in his eyes as he gazes at the child he watched die in his arms, his little boy looks so different but he's still that boy from all those years ago, Bruce can tell, a father can always tell. And as mascara runs down Bruce's face, Jason opens his mouth to speak, the first words Bruce will hear from his son in years..

"You're out of milk"

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More dad Bruce comics hehe

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The original "Damn Bitch you live like this?"

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Jason: Why is Damian duct-taped to the wall?

Dick: He insulted my cooking.

Jason: So you taped him to the wall?

Damian: I stand by my statement. This "lasagna" was an assault on humanity.

Dick: And now he’s part of the decor. I think it really ties the room together.

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You know how Jaybin was very "pat-patable" so there were always one or two panels where other characters patted his head? So, I actually need this to be ultimate Jason's ability to charm anyone to want to pat him on the head, to the point it continues even after he becomes a double-fridge. Once his helmet is not on him, everyone is just... struck with an urge to ruffle his hair. And it doesn't matter if they are older, younger, or shorter — everyone just want to do that.

Jason brings kids from streets to Leslie to check on them and help to settle down with new families? Leslie asks him to lean over here and pats him on the head, ignoring his flustered face. Jason cooperates with Two-Face? Get a random pat-pat.

The worst part? Kids do that, too!

One moment, he is squatting in front of a kid, cooing at them, and in the next moment, they softly ruffle his hair to thank him for help. And this is embarrassing.

Jason, muttering: I think I am cursed

Dick, worried: What? Why? What are the symptoms?

Jason: Look

Jason, making his way to Tim, who flips through files: So, birdie, I got rid of the trafficking ring you asked me to take care of.

Tim, without getting distracted: Thanks, Jay *reaches out to pat him on the head*

Jason: SEE? THAT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. WITH EVERYONE.

Dick, stifling a giggle: Well—

Jason, calling Talia at midnight: Are you sure there are no side effects of Pit sounding like this? Sure-sure?

Talia, tired as fuck: I think I would notice that, Jason.

Jason: THEN WHAT IS THE REASON.

Talia: *hangs up*

Jason, pacing in the Cave next to Bruce, because he is a) also insomniac; b) is the greatest detective, so he should be a help: There is only one theory that stays unverified, but it is too unbelievable

Bruce: Hm? Which one?

Jason: The one that means that I am just cute like that. Ridiculous, right?

Bruce: *tries to fight a smile*

Jason: No. No. SHUT UP.

Bruce: I didn't say anything, lad.

Jason: I HEAR YOU THINKING FROM THERE

Bruce, amused: Okay, I'll think quieter.