maggiedragonpotter · 27 days ago
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Reblog to make it die faster
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maggiedragonpotter · 1 month ago
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normalize my 12th grade English teacher, who admitted that his favorite TV show was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and when a male student suggested that it was because Buffy/Sarah Michelle Gellar was hot, wrinkled his face like he’d bitten into something rotten and dead, and said, “At my age (he was 53), there is nothing less sexy than a teenager. You’re all disgusting messes.” It was 1999, I was 17, and I’d grown up in conservative Christian schools and churches. In my life I’d heard heard dozens of sermons from male preachers and teachers and even some older students, whining about how hard it was to be a dude and not commit the sin of thinking sexual thoughts, and how they needed women to wear long skirts and cover their bodies to not objectify them
and my bitter, misanthropic, atheist Brit Lit teacher, who hated my class because he was obsessed with teaching Tom Sawyer but got stuck with Shakespeare and Jane Austen, was the first, and this day the last man I have ever heard articulate a rebuttal from the depths of his soul to the idea that it was normal for teenage girls to be desirable to middle aged men
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maggiedragonpotter · 3 months ago
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maggiedragonpotter · 3 months ago
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to all the depressed teens out there not brushing your teeth FUCKING BRUSH THEM i promise you i promise you i promise you i promise you look at me i promise you my heart my liver my lungs that you’re gonna thank yourself later. Just once a day even. Please
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maggiedragonpotter · 4 months ago
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Read this story that my friend wrote
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maggiedragonpotter · 4 months ago
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Hey. Hey you. The person aimlessly scrolling, stuck in an immobilized standoff with your brain
It's not your fault. You won't be stuck forever. I know you're trying. I know you hate it. It's ok.
And tell the Mean Voice in your head that it's not helping. It knows as well as you do that you would get up and Just Start the task if you could. You're not doing this on purpose.
Take a deep breath. Relax your jaw. I see you trying so hard to break out of it, but you can't force it. You'll get Unstuck eventually. All you can do in the interim is be kind to yourself.
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maggiedragonpotter · 4 months ago
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I hope all the people who I used to be know that I love them, even if I’ve forgotten what it was like to be them
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maggiedragonpotter · 4 months ago
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watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like
put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work
open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk
put in the movie
gdi it has to be rewound
press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way
start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning
FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie
and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV
COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD
QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay crisis averted.
although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....
better turn up the volume...
THX
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maggiedragonpotter · 4 months ago
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Pride and Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright
REST IN PEACE DONALD SUTHERLAND (1935–2024)
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maggiedragonpotter · 4 months ago
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happy Thursday the 20th
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maggiedragonpotter · 6 months ago
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downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because
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is such a funny sequence
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maggiedragonpotter · 6 months ago
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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
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maggiedragonpotter · 10 months ago
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do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated
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maggiedragonpotter · 11 months ago
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maggiedragonpotter · 11 months ago
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Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.
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maggiedragonpotter · 1 year ago
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you’re not evil girl you’re just lonely and no one has cared for you in a while and its making you crazy can you go get a fucking chai latte or something
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maggiedragonpotter · 1 year ago
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LIFE IS STRANGE: TRUE COLORS  ↳ Alex Chen x Steph Gingrich
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