#tipsy thoughts

[oh-my-damn]

this tipsy random shuffle of my favorite albums rn is legendary

Paris followed by New Years Day followed by You're On Your Own, Kid????

GO OFF SHUFFLE

RUIN MY GODDAMN LIFE

I'LL ALLOW IT

[spidergrotto]

pbpsbffs recently made me think of what peter and mj would name their kid and

ur telling me there isn’t a universe where he names his kid after happy, follow up a happier universe where he names his kid like dopey or makes his middle name dopey just to get on happys nerves ????

[munmomuu]

Fuck I love Gale. Married and living in Waterdeep, married and adventuring or sharing a godhood with him, fuck it, all of them sound great to me. Anything for him as long it's with him.

[maeve-is-annoying-about-books]

Sure I'm a little tipsy I can do one more post about my Dungeon Meshi brainrot let's go with what I think the DnD generic stat bonuses would be for each race.

The most modern DnD seems to just be going by the rules "+2 to any one stat and +1 to another". Which is very cool and I like it a lot and use it in all my games but let's pretend it's release year of 5th edition and I'm a very cranky tabletop rpg dev who's trying her damndest to figure out how to game-ify Kui-sensei's world/ Okay? Okay let's go

Spoilers and stuff in some of my reasonin'

Tallmen: Are NOT just the human stand-in. No they get +2 Constitution and +1 Charisma. It's incredible how much stamina Laios and Kabru have, no matter how many times they're resurrected. And as we know, in Dungeon Meshi, being revived eats away at your constitution. Tallmen seem to have an easy time building fat and doing cardiovascular activities. Also Marcille tells us humans are uniquely talented in music and dance. Laios... Is not that so it's still largely based on personal skill so it's the +1 stat.

Elves: +2 to Intelligence and +1 to Dexterity. Elves are lithe and graceful if they're trained but their real strength is the sheer amount of time they can dedicate to study. It's absolutely endless and their control over spirits is exact as a result. It's very wizard-like, where they need to memorize formulae and prepare accordingly for the task at hand. It's part of the reason I think Marcille casts explosion so much, it's not cast with elven magic and really easy to just throw out there.

Dwarves: +2 to Strength and +1 to Intelligence. Dwarves are also long-lived, and apply that knowledge to their craft rather than magical study most of the time. They're also strong as FUCK. Laios is powerfully built for a Tallman and Undine threw him with just a shot. Namari and Senshi, though? They easily held up shields against a literal water jet. They might even be too strong, they get tired really easily if Laios' time in a dwarven body is any indication.

Half-foots (Half-feet?): +2 Dexterity and +1 Wisdom seems right to me. They're light, nimble, and often very aware of their surroundings. Honestly it's a little hard to decide if Wisdom of Dexterity should be the high score since both are so fundamental to what we learn. Half-foots are often VERY perceptive of their surroundings, whether they want to be or not. To the point where Marcille can't focus on her spells in the form of one because everything is so loud around her. But light of foot and nimble of sneaking and blessed of aim are also core to what we see throughout the series so... It really is a toss-up to me.

Gnome: Gotta go with the +2 Wisdom, the primary casting stat for faith-based casters. Gnomes put their beliefs into the spirits and entreat their help, which is very much like clerical casting and requires, I think, a lot of natural intuition in the world to know when a spirit will be helpful. For the other I'm going to say +1 Constitution. If you noticed, I have one physical and one mental stat for each race so I don't wanna say +1 Int and break my streak. But also I have no basis for +1 Con except for 5e Rock Gnome and the fact that they often probably have to deal with the consequences of unruly spirits. I'm just saying, if Falin and Marcille's teacher can be that calm about an EXPLODING DEATH JAR they probably have some extra oomph behind them. Probably my weakest reasoning honestly.

The others: Uh... Shit there are a ton I don't know I'm sleepy. Come comment what you think if you'd like to have some fun g'night everyone.

[gwenmontrose]

Fanfictions are good and fun, yeah, but they lie to you about the experience of fancying one of your best friends.

0/10, wouldn't recommend.

[the-dimension-tree]

Nighttime mood, the things we’d do to each other if we could, satisfying our urges

[drowsy-flower]

Why can’t tequila just taste like fruit punch ?!?

Anyways - hope everyone’s having a wonderful night/day & I’ll get to all your asks and anons soon. ♡

[queerineverysense]

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[rosalind-hawkins]

I want Tim Allen from "Home Improvement" edited into scenes from the Star Wars prequel trilogy

[wine--and--leather-boots]

Someyimes there are thoughtsnwhen i just want my entire body tp be latched together by staples. There is nothing hotter then disconnected tissue skin connected with staples. I wish to see my veins and i eish to see my bones. My final act wiould be bloody, messy, grotesque and extravagant. There would be nothing prettier than a litre of blood being dumped onto someond

[agrinsosardonic]

Weird shit I say to my husband part 78

"I own Donnie Darko, that's how interesting I am."

[positivelyprime]

Holy shit I thought this was a short exact sequence I should take less commutative algebra

[wordsnthingsnstuff]

i feel like tumblr would appreciate my tipsy self, but alas! I only have 20 followers.

[maggiedragonpotter]

I hope all the people who I used to be know that I love them, even if I’ve forgotten what it was like to be them

[courtesanmango]

blessed w the libido of a 12 year old boy

cursed with being So Ugly

[saucerfulofsins]

Yknow, sometimes I do think visibility is sorta bullshit? Maybe in part because I haven't really found any that really appeals to me/nothing I really identify with, most of it just makes me go... Okay. Sure. Cool.

But now I'm watching House for the first time since Kal Penn came out and got married to a guy and every fucking time I see him it's this little... One of us! moment, and I can't figure out whether it's because I watched the show during my formative (aka teen) years or if it's because Kutner was always my favourite among House's team or just because Kal is private abt it... But yeah. I like it. Is this what representation is supposed to feel like?