andrew | 26 | jew, moroccan-norwegian, career woman, proud father of a million beasts (my dog and four cats) 🍉
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Every time I hear people talk about satanic imagery or satanic propaganda I think about that tweet that was like, some people view Satan as a video game villain where he gets stronger the more people worship him
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when my shelter cat passes by me, he pauses for a second, and looks up. He is waiting for me to lean down, and touch my hand against his side, so that when he keeps walking, my hand skims across his fur. he doesn't really need attention. he has his own thoughts and plans. but after more than a year of living in our home, he has come to expect a moment of kindness whenever he crosses my path. if I don't do it, he will follow me. "where is your hand?" he asks, with his plaintive and impatient eyes. I give it to him. he bumps against it like a balloon before wandering away. this is a poem to me
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california rent is so bad i had to move into the giant spider crab tank at the monterey bay aquarium
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one of the funniest things abt this white collar job so far is that i get to see how fucking long people take for the tiniest things. "please paste this text into a separate document and send it to me whenever you're able to this week" i mean shit, man, i know what it's like to take weeks for a 2 minute task, but that's wild even for my standards. like yeah i can probably find the time to press the copy and paste buttons sometime this week
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wwhagt political opinions do you have on this pressing matter 🎤
Honestly I don't even think we should be saving Shadow Regigigas like I know we solved the ice puzzle and freed it from Snowpoint Temple and everything but it's literally Shadow Regigigas and it's not even regular Regigigas. Like I know we all have to work together to save Shadow Regigigas from its innermost darkness because it can never save itself but it keeps DMing me asking for Vitamins and shit like dude come on
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I love seeing influencers getting on the subway or other form of public transit and going "We're really doing this oh my god" like they're boarding a tank or about to go bungee jumping or something. I don't like saying that some people deserved to be mugged, however,
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Eboni Hogan’s embroidery 2020(IG: the_wreckshop)

Nottoway Plantation in White Castle, Louisiana 2025
Art imitates life- Life imitates art.
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The time I opened an academic paper titled "parasitoid wasps" and read several sections about thermal temperatures in avalanche flow, wondering when the wasps were going to show up, before realising the file was probably mislabelled. "wow this sounds deadly and to think, the wasps haven’t even attacked yet"
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meanwhile on twitter
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#whats the problem as long as they’re qualified…….#tbh if i was a hiring manager id exclusively hire these guys#at least id know theyd be knowledgeable and invested in making sure the job gets done well#like what’s next? turning people away because their gpa is too high? fuck off
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