andrew | 26 | jew, moroccan-norwegian, career woman, proud father of a million beasts (my dog and four cats) 🍉
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It literally makes me feel like I'm losing my mind that almost no one in the global north on here will speak about, or even react to, the fact that the US is literally funding Israeli owned death traps for starving families.
The United States and Israel have made it impossible for all actual aid to enter Gaza. Then, private contractors from the United States created the Gaza Humanitarian Foundation (GHF), with Israeli support, to "take over" aid distribution. They are preventing aid distribution by all humanitarian groups in Gaza that distribute aid in coordination with the U.N., and replacing them with GHF. These GHF sites are set up in collaboration with Israeli military to lure in starving families and gun them down.
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Lets let friday get us pregnant and have a baby that lasts the whole weekend
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i love the implication behind the blair witch project (1999) that someone found the filmstock that was the last earthly remnants of three college film students and thought you know what would really honor these people? if we edited this record of their madness and gruesome demise up real nice and sent it to film festivals
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cozy game means fucking nothing. i saw someone call firewatch a cozy game. the game about child death. i saw someone say dredge was a cozy game thats secretly horror. theres nothing secret about the horror the main plot is about necromancy and the world ends. what the fuck are you talking about. is it bc the art style is nice to look at. oh im gonna watch my favorite chick flick the descent. what are you fucking talking about
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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives
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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.
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"Desperate, hungry people in Gaza continue to face the inhumane choice of either starving to death or risk being killed while trying to get food,” UN spokesperson Thameen al-Kheetan said in Geneva.
” But here in Gaza… we no longer speak of choices — because we no longer have any,” This is what @zinaanqar16 father told me
Ahmed, a father of four, sits helplessly as his infant daughter cries without tears — her mother has no milk left, and hope has vanished from his eyes.
He told me:
"If I stay, I die with them in silence. If I go out, I may die alone. But I can’t bear to watch them starve and do nothing." He’s not asking for a dignified life — just a piece of bread to extend his children's lives by one more day. Just one can of baby formula… to keep his daughter from dying slowly.
In Gaza, fatherhood means offering your body to feed your children. It means becoming a potential martyr just to bring home a sip of water. It means walking into death — only to delay the death of those you love.
What kind of world is this? What conscience allows a people to be trapped between starvation and fire?
Save those who remain in Gaza… before silence becomes a mass death certificate. Please donate help Zeina’s Family
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who wants to go with me to that town i see in my restless dreams
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One of the hardest things in life is for Eid to come while we are surrounded by death, hunger, fear, and endless displacement.
Everything around us is bleeding—our homes, our hearts, even the dreams of our children scattered between ruins and refugee camps.
Eid is no longer a celebration…
It has become a witness to our suffering, a reminder of joy that fades behind tents and broken walls.
We’re not asking to celebrate Eid like other children across the Muslim world—
We’re simply asking for what keeps us alive:
A piece of bread to calm a starving child. A drop of water for a body worn down by siege.
Hunger is killing us slowly.
We are fading silently. And all we have left is your compassion.
So today, from under the rubble, I send out my call once again:
Please support my campaign — even a small donation can mean the difference between life and death.
Vetted!!!
(#167 on the verified fundraiser list by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi) (but we had to make a new gfm campaign cuz our old organizer stopped contacting us).
# dlxxv-vetted-donations
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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imagine seth meyers and and andy samberg having an open relationship becuse they want to experiment but every time andy brings up sleeping with someone else seth gets weird and jealous and andy eventually confronts him like hey what's the deal and seth tells andy he's afraid andy will eventually realize anyone else would be better than seth and andy tells seth like i have been in love with you for like at least decade i'm not going to fall out of love with you because of this but we don't need to have an open relationship it's okay and seth is like well my reason for wanting that in some sform is like well i feel like i missed out on being openly gay for so long it's weied to just jump straight into monogamy you know like it's kinda like fomo? idk it's silly and andy is like no i totally get it coming out at an older age can be weird like that and they adjust their arrangement so andy is more involved in the process. meanwhile martin short and steve martin have been transported back in time to wwi and are currently crying and holding ewch other in the trenches as steve fights for his life in martin's arms..

An epic comedy yaoi saga that spans time and space! Thank you for your submission!
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