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i could be the most incompetent attack dog youve ever seen

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Being too disabled to work is not a “rich person thing.” People who are not allowed to have more than 2k in their bank accounts are not rich lazy upper class people lol. And if you try to argue that “well if you aren’t rich how do you expect to survive without working” I’d like to remind you that lots of disabled people who can’t work don’t actually survive.

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I imagine alfred combed all the robins' hair in the middle section since they were kids (and they're still doing it) only damian's the only one who's been able to escape this fate

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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

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Shiinotic and Sylveon 🍄

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Thinking back to this panel, I think Tim has an opportunity to be the biggest little shit if truth serum gets involved.

Villain: With that truth serum flowing through Batman's little sidekick's veins, he will have no choice but to reveal the bat's deepest secrets.

Tim (as Robin): So whatever I say now will have to be accepted as the truth, no matter what?

Villain: Yes, because you have no other options.

Tim:

Tim: Batman called me dad once.

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Wonder what it’s like to wake up and not immediately wish you never did

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going to the convenience store spending half an hour in the snack aisle imagining eating some of them in great detail then going home empty-handed

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kill 'character did nothing wrong'. nurture 'character did everything wrong and i was whooping and cheering the whole time'

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Getting sucked into a jet engine and coming out the other side a little more handsome

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Bruce unintentionally dissing the league while praising his kids is so funny to me

Bruce: we need an expert marksman for this job

Oliver: *getting ready to stand up to fully accept Bruce’s praise*

Bruce: Redhood will be here shortly. We also need someone quick on their feet. Luckily Cass is working on a case nearby so we can ask her

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thunder beast

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I would really appreciate it if we could all stop making jokes that portray JK Rowling as the unfortunate victim of mold-poisoned brainrot or some sort of possessed-vessel Poe protagonist and realize that:

a) not how mold poisoning works. having a house full of mold doesn't turn you into a caricature of hatred and bigotry.

b) she's a fucking multi-millionaire author she doesn't even need to worry about shining her own shoes she definitely has people who clean her home who would have noticed and hired a contractor for mold without her batting an eyelash

c) she's been this way. this is the part that really irritates me because it shows that people still want to believe that the HP series is somehow free of her vitriol and that she "changed" or "got worse" after the fact but she has always been this way. Every character in that series is a grotesque work of stereotype. Her world-building is malicious and bigoted and she only became famous because she panders to a sort of fantastical european pastoralism and nostalgia and her policies have always reflected what an awful person she is.

JK Rowling isn't some innocent Woman VictimTM who Turned To Evil But Can Be Redeemed she's a fucking ringleader for a global hate movement that wants me and everyone I care about dead in the ground

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the point of making terrible posts on tumblr is to see who interacts with them so you know who's tryna fuck

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What's a thing you've always wanted to do

shut the fuck up. Unfortunately i am unable to