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Happy mother's day💚

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If I picked dogs for the Princes.

If i picked dogs for the princes, these are the breeds I'd go with:

Guy - Doberman

I wanted to pick out a guard dog for Guy. These dogs also do better in warm climates than in cold, which would work well for Avari.

Aquia - Pittbull

Pittbulls have a reputation of being vicious dogs (which is good for an Avarian prince), but it really comes down to training. This dogs just wants to be in the middle of everything Aquia is doing. And yes, Aquia does put this dog in pajamas before bed. If Aquia tries to usher him out of a room, this dog will "hide" behind something smaller than he is and assume Aquia can't see him.

Fenn - French Bulldog

I wanted to give Fenn a dog with a big personality to keep him entertained. French Bulldogs are also companion dogs. He's going to want to be around Fenn all the time, and would be super affectionate. He will not go outside to pee if it's cold unless you give him a coat and boots. Also, if you try playing fetch with him when it's really hot, he'll sit down (probably fall over because of his big head) and wait for one of the other dogs to get it.

Lynt - Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

Cavaliers are known for their kind and calm temperament; they are hands down the chillest dogs you will ever find. This lapdog's favorite thing would be cuddling with Lynt. The breed is prone to separation anxiety, so he would have to be left in Tino's care when Lynt has to go to or teach class. Cavaliers are eager to please, so they're easy to train, so Tino wouldn't have much trouble. Time spent with Tino is probably the best time for this pup to get his exercise in, though he doesn't require much.

Toa - German Shepard

I was mostly looking for a loyal dog for Toa that would do well in a cold climate. German Shepards are also known for being working dogs. With Toa being in the health industry and having a bedside manner that is pretty lacking, I think his dog would make for a good therapy dog. Knight does not walk this dog. This dog walks Knight. It's not his fault though; he's just so excited to see the pier kittens. As far as he's concerned, those are his babies. He has helped Knight nurse kittens back to health.

Roy - Poodle

Poodles are fancy dogs that would fit with Roy's aesthetics. The good news is poodles are highly intelligent dogs, so training him will be super easy. He'll probably know a ton of tricks the other princes' dogs wouldn't. The bad news? Poodles are highly intelligent dogs. If he gets bored, he will get into trouble that would make both Roy and Grayson ask, "How did you even do this?"

Rio - Golden Retriever

Not sure I need to even explain this one considering Rio has the same energy and vibes.

Lance - Dalmatian

Grusha is a wolf, and although Alaskan Malamutes are the closest dog breeds to wolves, they have very thick coats. Colde seems to experience all of the seasons, so I don't think you'd find a dog build for a cold climate that far south. Dalmatians were bred to run alongside coaches, so they're okay whether it's hot or cold. Also, wolves are pack animals; if we want to go with an independent dog, Dalmatians are still the way to go. The best part is, if Lance wanted to bring his Dalmatian friend back to Ira, he could; Ira would be way too hot for an Alaskan Malamute.

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Toa: are you gay because you don't have a strong male figure in your life?

Fenn: no I'm gay because I want a strong male figure in my ass.

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Just me complaining about Tumblr

Under the thing to make scrolling past this easier.

Up until now I kept anon asks on and let anyone message me. I wanted to leave those on as options for people who saw the stuff I posted, wanted to be nerdy with me about it, and was too shy to do it while logged into their account. But I had to turn both those features off. Now only people logged in their account can send asks and people I'm following can message me.

I'm just so tired of the porn bots. No, I don't want to see your sex dungeon; I'm ace. Let me eat my cake in some fucking peace. I'm tired of people asking me for money. I'm out of work and recovering from surgery (and no, I don't want to talk about that on here). I blocked like four people in the past week because of this. Please piss off.

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Could Sanscha have the coziest attic loft in Vanum's house? 🥺

Random headcanon time

Vanum didn’t have a castle, instead he lived among his people

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It's been sitting on my shelf forever, but I finally got around to watching the Code Realize musical. I was not prepared for the way Sholmes looks at Lupin.

Like, bro, why are you leaning in so close unless you're going in for a kiss? 😭

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guy avari has caught the simpism disease and its terminal. carrying lynt akedia bridal style so they can nap together.

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Toa's Event Route

Guys, I'm so dumb. I thought sweetmeats was a meat that was either marinated in something sweet or smoked over a wood categorized as sweet. I was so confused when the only food on the table was candy and chocolate covered fruit. Like...Where's the meat?

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I love that in current event, in his route, Toa basically says, "Yeah, I asked Jasper for help distracting my sister because his entire job is managing an asshole." XD

He specifically invited Fenn, but not Violet (someone who would keep Fenn behaving at a bare minimum) because Jasper needed him as chaotic as possible.

God, did I want to see more of that party. I imagine it went something like this:

Jasper *whispering to Fenn*: I need you to make casual, polite conversation.

Fenn *whispering to Jasper*: Got it.

Fenn *aloud to Idina*: So, when was the last time you orgasmed?

Idina: Excuse you, sir, I am married.

Fenn: That long, huh? I can help you with that.

Idina: How dare- *gets cut off by Lynt throwing a blanket on her* What is this?

Lynt: Blanket. It's of Akedian make. *rubs his hand on it* It's soft.

Idina: *sighs* Yes, I suppose it is.

Lynt: *throws another blanket on her* This one too.

*In the span of 5 minutes, Lynt manages to cover her in 20 blankets.

*When Toa finally shows up, he looks around the room.*

Toa: ...Where is my sister?

Lynt *patting the blanket mountain*: Cozy. :)

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I'm definitely late to the COD April Fools party, but...oof...The way baby Lynt would have me wrapped around his little finger. My sole purpose in life would be being his personal, heated body pillow. I couldn't say no to Lynt as an adult; with baby Lynt, I stand no chance.

I feel less bad about it though knowing Tino's in the same boat.

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Wait... Fenn is bi????? What's he doing on a "date" with Dia huh? I want in on the threesome 😭😭😭

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I've been in a My Next Life as a Villianess: All Routes Lead to Doom mood lately, and to the surprise of exactly neither of my two whole brain cells, my favorite is this guy:

And I just noticed something that made me like him even more. Look at this picture of his brother wall:

Now look at this one:

Two of the three biggest pictures are definitely different in the second screenshot. The pictures around them are the same, so I'm pretty sure there's only only gallery wall. Which means he has more pictures than what he has on display and he swaps them out occasionally.

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caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes