Mephisto: This exchange program is meaningless.
Mc: Un-huh.
Mephisto: I respect Lord Diavolo, but mixing demons, humans and angels is not normal.
Mc: Are you sure about that? We can stop our tea Fridays if yoy want.
Mephisto: *blushing* Well, maybe humans and demons can coexist, they are alike in many ways... But angels?
Mc: What are the problems with angels?
Mephisto: They are holy creatures! The natural enemies of demons!
Mc: I see.
Mephisto: Their existence is contrary to ours.
Mc: Curious.
Mephisto: The only thing they can bring to us the demons, is pain and misery.
Mc: ...
Mc: Then... What are you doing with Luke?
Mephisto: *holding Luke's hand while he is eating a cookie*... Science...
Mc: According to your logic, you have to let him go now.
Mephisto: Well, yes but-
Mc: *laughing* Release the angel Mephisto!!!
Mephisto: No! He's my brother now! *hugging Luke*
Luke: *confused angel noises* ???
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what your favourite obey me character says about you (dateables+ edition)
╰┈➤ ❝ DIAVOLO. ❞
you like responsible/mature people
you like making people laugh
you're an optimist
you don't take things too seriously
you have a big heart
you like the classic gentleman type (opens the door for you, pulls out your chair, etc.)
you want a "golden retriever boyfriend"
╰┈➤ ❝ BARBATOS. ❞
you like side characters
you enjoy meta/fourth wall breaks
you want to be doted on
you're a quiet person
you prefer one-on-one conversations
you like tea
you like cooking/baking, or eating
you have a monster kink, and/or have a thing for yanderes
╰┈➤ ❝ SIMEON. ❞
you're not great with technology, or, alternatively, you're tech-savvy and like helping people
you like making people smile
you like/want café dates
you fluster easily, or you like to fluster people
you're patient
you don't follow trends / are immune to peer pressure
you have a corruption kink
"aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just want to go ape shit"
╰┈➤ ❝ SOLOMON. ❞
you don't mind cooking/baking
you like mysterious people, or you're mysterious yourself
you're an introvert
you enjoy learning/academics
you're kind/forgiving
you're mischievous/playful
╰┈➤ ❝ LUKE. ❞
you're great with kids, and/or are a kid at heart
you like baking/cooking
you have a sweet tooth
you're kind and caring
you're a bit stubborn
you're optimistic/cheerful
╰┈➤ ❝ RAPHAEL. ❞
you like serious people
you want to be that one person your mean/cold crush is secretly nice to
you have a great attention to detail
you're a quiet person
you have a thing for biblically accurate angels
you're blunt and it might come off as rude
you have sensory issues
you're autistic
╰┈➤ ❝ MEPHISTOPHELES. ❞
you're dramatic, or you like dramatic people
you're a theatre kid
you're creative
you like writing
you like fancy dates, and/or are high-maintenance
you're competitive
you like groups/crowds and being in the spotlight
╰┈➤ ❝ THIRTEEN. ❞
you want to be stepped on
you're dramatic, or like dramatic people
you're an extrovert, or an introvert that tends to get 'adopted' by extroverts
you're competitive
you have a sweet tooth
you like to make people laugh
you're blunt and it might come off as rude
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