Millenial/geometric construct/USA
I like squirrels and cartoons and I think we could all get along for at least ten minutes if everybody could stop being shitty for five
Inadvisable tabletop RPG premise #137: semi-competitive one on one Soulslike pastiche where one participant takes on the role of the semi-amnesiac undead knight and the other takes on the role of the incongruously barefoot FromSoft level-up maiden. Neither participant is exactly a player or exactly a GM, with each having narrative authority over different aspects of the world and being bound by different game-mechanical constraints. The semi-competitive aspect of the premise stems from the fact that each participant is aiming for a different, mutually incompatible "ending", probably randomly assigned from a pool of around twelve, and neither participant knows which ending the other is trying to achieve.
"Yeah, no, you do need high testosterone for geneseed implantation to take, but the geneseed doesn't care where the T comes from. Actually, loyalist chapters tend to preferentially select candidates with XX karotypes because the redundant X chromosome confers greater resistance to Chaos mutations, so statistically most Space Marines are transmasc. What? Of course it's canon – would I lie to you?"
A goblin and an elf have decided to defy tradition and get married. Their ceremony will be held in the magical forest in accordance with elven tradition.