magnificent-north - Tumblr blog

[magnificent-north]

Shake: I’m looking for love—

Nick T: As long as you can put her on your shoulders.

Deepti: And she is a size 0.

Me:

💀💀💀

[magnificent-north]

Love is blind US season 2: ‘what are you wearing??? Ugh i can’t wait to have sex with you 7 times a day! I hope you aren’t too fat for me to carry you on my shoulders at an edm festival’

Love is blind japan: ‘I believe that the stars aligned, so as to meet you here my precious love, If the last think i do before that final goodnight is to look upon your face, then I shall leave this plane of existence in utter bliss ✨’

[magnificent-north]

Watching the reunion and I am digging Nick and Vanessa Lachey's energy (energies) and the way they confront and comfort the contestants. The way Nick confronted Shayne, and said he displayed signs of gaslighting in the pods. They gave Shayne room to apologise, they gave everyone room to respectfully clear the air. I admire how they manage to wrap up difficult topics, and put the take-aways and messages the couples might have learned into beautiful messages about love. They seem very real in their love and who they are individually and as a couple. Very comfortable and confident with their love, and reflective and able to joke about themselves.

But whooo the way Vanessa went off of Shake. Did not expect that. What a fucking queen! Standing up for Deepti and all the other women Shake disrespected. Her whole "you came onto the wrong show for the wrong reasons" - yesss!!! Tell him. They way she got heated when berating him, and how protective she got over the girls, and about her marriage, because fuck yes, what if one partner loses an arm, a leg, their hair, gains weight... You want a partner who you can trust will stay by your side. What a queen. 👑🙌🏻

[magnificent-north]

I need someone to watch the second season of Love is Blind with me. I’m just talking to the screen alone and cannot believe what I am watching. Someone needs to bring me back down to Earth because this is a train wreck on another level. Season 1 was a cake walk compared to this! Jessica who?!

IT’S JUST A SEA OF RED FLAGS! EVERYWHERE!

[magnificent-north]

Okay but Danielle and Nick are the Giannina and Damien of Season 2 and no I will not elaborate

[magnificent-north]

Iyanna calling Shake a narcissist.

[magnificent-north]

Same

I am just wondering how Nick Lachey did not get up in Shake’s face after he basically said the only woman in the room I want to fuck is your wife.

[magnificent-north]

Shaina did not get taken to task enough for actively trying to break up Shayne and Natalie during the reunion.

[magnificent-north]

I just feel like if you tell someone you hate them and that they’re the worst thing that has happened to you, you can’t be too shocked if they don’t want to marry you.

Y’know?

[magnificent-north]

Is there some kind of ‘father of the year’ award we can give Natalie’s dad for staying so calm and supportive and cheery through all this…?

[magnificent-north]

Agreed

Love is blind: season 2

The new couples are not at the same level as Lauren and Cameron were.

[magnificent-north]

Did this man just publicly declare his love for Deepti? Am I rooting for Kyle and Deepti? Did I have to pause the episode and take a lap cuz I was blushing and screaming so loud? Is secondhand butterflies a thing?

The answer to all the above is yes .

[magnificent-north]

When she pulls this face. Every two seconds.

[magnificent-north]

“I hope to god if I’m mangled, knock on fucking wood, this man stands by my side. And I know he will. Because he loves me for me. So the problem I have, Shake, is that you sat there and berated every single one of these women physically and then went through the process with this beautiful soul over here all because you wanted someone who you wanted to fuck. Not fall in love with.”

Vanessa Lachey, you are my new hero!!

[magnificent-north]

Shake really saying he was worried about editing, implying he was edited unfairly, whilst the entire cast and the two hosts saying editing did him a favour, because in reality he was even worse is fucking hilarious. This man's ego knows no limits.

[magnificent-north]

The most unrealistic thing about this season is how anyone could not find Deepti attractive