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POV: you’re an overworked exhausted autistic academic who has recently met their quota for feeling any sort of dread or fear and you have to spend your afternoon talking to an incarnation of an eldritch power in an attempt to acquire their help and first they wanna tell you their life story and when they’re done you ask for their help again but the thing is you have recently lost the ability to give a fuck and so your filter is gone and you don’t bother to try to be polite at all and so the conversation ends with this powerful human attacking you with their evil pain powers. and also (critically) your attacker is hot as FUCK. you do not notice this. except for the burning part.

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One of my favorite things with TMA fanart is when people draw Elias with eye paraphernalia or motifs because it makes pre entity discovery tma so much funnier

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been relistening to tma… jon is so stupid

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Season 1 TMA: this man took a job in a library and some strange things seem to be happening all around, weird huh? Maybe a lil spooky if you may...

Season 1 TMP: Listen up buckos! There is a flesh clown, there's a hot old lady with gun, you remember that guy that discovered gravity? Yeah?? He's done horrible things, also all your coworkers are in the process of or already insane, good luck. May God find a way to save your soul, cause if they aren't no one is. bye!

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Being a magnus archives veteran listening to protocol is like being Pavlov’s dog trained to 20 different bell tones, being starved for three whole years, and all of a sudden your owner is ringing all 20 bells but there’s still no food

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After listening to episode 17 of TMP, I had to do something with that statement.

aha ha ha a (,: ouch

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the key difference between lena and elias is that elias would force the archival team into doing awkward team building exercises like trust falls whereas lena would rather shoot herself

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"sounds like she was trapped in her greatest fear, which then actually killed her" DING DING DING! MR. KHALID, YOU ARE ONTO SOMETHING! I AM SORRY FOR WHATEVER HAPPENS TO YOU BECAUSE OF THIS

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matching jmart wallpapers i drew bc i love them sm!! the sillies!!

it’s cropped for IOS 11 but hopefully they can work on other devices! feel free to use them :))

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i think it is unjust to deny a child their right to dig a hole motivelessly

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Royal Mint Court is a building complex that according to Wikipedia was first a plague cemetery during the Black Death then abbey then the British Royal Mint whose architecture was completed by one Robert Smirke.

Surely that has nothing to do with the plot.

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I think people going about Jon being in the therapist office are forgetting the very important part that they were in a place for court-ordered therapy. We don't have the insane take of a version of Jonathan Sims that seeks help we have a version of Jonathan Sims that somehow commited a crime and was forced by law to finally go to therapy.

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Jonny “Michael Michael Michael Mikaele Michael” Sims and Alexander “Darla Daria Darrien Darrien Darrien” Newall

What will they do next?

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no no, Jonny is just REALLY bad at naming characters!

Sources:

He plagiarized his own birth certificate for the MAIN CHARACTER

Had: 15 Johns, 5 Davids, Jans, Josephs, Lauras, Marys, and Roberts, 7 Georges and Michaels, and 6 Williams in the entire MAG podcast

Have had: 2 Dereks and Terrances, and 3 Darriens in 15 episodes of MAGP so far

And yet we're all surprised lol

(no hate, just amusement)

ermmm… unexpected !

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if ink5oul is stealing tattoo designs from dead bodies, and said designs have spooky properties, is ink5oul not just tattoo Jurgen Leitner

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✨💞JONATHAN SIMS FINALLY GOES TO THERAPY💞✨

(except the random background character is probably not jon and im just insane)

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fanart of some big receptionist that stumbles over every word and some bookish guy who has city miles