magnus-archives-brainrot

[magnus-archives-brainrot]

Bold words from a guy who is about to get disassembled by wooden puppets

[magnus-archives-brainrot]

close enough, welcome back Michael Distortion

[magnus-archives-brainrot]

@ Heinrich Unheimlich:

[magnus-archives-brainrot]

im spreading heinrich and alice becoming best friends propaganda i dont care i love him immediately and i want them to gossip

[magnus-archives-brainrot]

Jonathan Sims ALIVE?? I Believe I Have Proof.

(Spoilers for The Magnus Protocol!)

You heard that right. And if you've listened to TMP 39 - Dependents, you've heard it too. Not only can I prove without the shadow of a doubt that not one, but two Archivists are roaming TMA's London, but I can also prove with spectrogram + phonetical analysis exactly what Jon is saying.

Let me prove it to you.

First, let's start with an unedited audio sample, taken at 16:30:

Did you catch it? If you didn't, I don't blame you. There's a lot happening here. Let's check the official transcript for more context about what we're hearing.

So, what we're hearing is definitely the Archivist. It's evident that it's whispering something, but the specifics are currently hidden under layers of reverb, static, and tape winding. Let's clean it up a bit to get a better listen. I pitched the audio down 30%, reduced the background noise, and ran it through a few frequency filters to make the speech more prominent.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, that's definitely Jon.

At the very least, we know this is obviously not Beth Eyre, who voices [ERROR]. Since the transcript states that this audio has to come from an Archivist, that really only leaves us with one other possibility.

But let's assume you still don't believe me. I took the liberty of isolating the vocals entirely and running them through a linguistics analysis programme called Praat (which is fantastic + free by the way!). This way, we can analyse the speech all the way down to the position of the Archivist's mouth when speaking.

Here's the new sample we're working with:

I admit, the speech is a tad more muffled in this version. However, the lack of background noise makes the spectrogram much easier to read, which is what we are aiming for here. We're far past the point of just using our ears.

Behold the Spectrogram:

Looking at this diagram, we can conclude that there are four words being spoken here. (The second word is the gap in the middle part. Note the density shift at around 1000Hz. We know this word must be free of any sharp consonants.) More importantly, the formants provided can be compared to samples of Jon's RP dialect to determine if there's a match. If the frequencies match, it's the same voice. If we get the wavelengths to match, it's the same word.

Let's start with the first word. I'll skip the specifics, as explaining every minute detail would take forever and bore everyone to death. The left image was extracted from the spectrogram above. The right photo? That's Jon saying the word "this."

Note how both waveforms are split into two halves, low then high. Note how the high half trails off at the end. Take into account the similar placement of the red formants. This is the same word, pronounced in the exact same dialect, with the exact same frequency. It is Jon.

Let's do that again with the second word.

Again, the formants line up in the exact same order. The audio on the right is a bit louder, which is why the waveforms have a higher contrast.

What did this word happen to be? World.

Here is the original spectrogram in Audacity. The two bright spots on the right-hand side are easy. It's the same sound as the end of the first word as well. (Notice the frequencies are the same.) These are an easy Letter S. I then fact-checked this using methods like before.

Finally, we have clear, undeniable proof:

"This world isn’t yours."

Edit: thank you to @thestrangepoet for correcting “is” to “isn’t!” The presence of the letter T was a bit inconclusive, but it makes so much more sense in this context.

Now, what does that actually mean? Well, he’s likely referring to Sam. The extent of what he actually knows I’m uncertain of. Feel free to theorise and let me know! I have an idea about how this affects the overall story, but that's a post for another day.

I furthermore checked every single instance [ERROR] spoke for occurrences like this, and what did I find? Nothing. There was a bit of whispering in TMP 10 that I couldn't manage to isolate, but the voice was definitely Beth Eyre's. The only other time an Archivist audibly appeared in this fashion was... Oh, Hello. The TMP series teaser with Jon and Martin. Brilliant.

Now I just have to hope that nothing gets debunked by tomorrow. I'm crossing my fingers, TMP 40.

Thank you to Rusty Quill for sending me down this rabbit hole! The details added to all corners of the production bring so much life to the Magnus mystery. I'm glad I could dig deep and analyse this - We love you!

[magnus-archives-brainrot]

genuinely the funniest thing this monster could’ve said

[magnus-archives-brainrot]

"you do not want to sit in a chair? i bought it for you"

[magnus-archives-brainrot]

completely normal abt the fact that alice gave her statement specifically after sam asked

[magnus-archives-brainrot]

Everyone is all up in arms just cause Jon retraumatized some ppl by taking their statement. Sorry he was hungry????? He was feeling a bit peckish????? God forbid a girl have a sweet treat

[magnus-archives-brainrot]

[magnus-archives-brainrot]

episode 39, am i right chat

[magnus-archives-brainrot]

Normal day at the office

[magnus-archives-brainrot]

Alice @ FR3-d1:

[magnus-archives-brainrot]

No !! Little german boy !!! Dont play with the evil toys!!

Ohnn mein gott!! der Unheimliche wird eaten mein parents!!!

[magnus-archives-brainrot]

I haven't seen this around yet, but this is the ONLY thing that went through my head when hearing about Heinrich Unheimlich lol

Gotta love characters (fictional or otherwise) with a normal name followed by "spooky", "creepy", or "weird"

[magnus-archives-brainrot]

notice how its always chester that activates like a sleeper agent and starts infodumping. yeah so ive been looking into this guy blub ploopington UM ACTUALLY blub ploopington is a monster and i will talk about it for 15 full minutes. hope this helps

[magnus-archives-brainrot]

@entities-of-posts The Buried

caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something