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i know i’ve done a good job drawing nikola when i can’t look at the drawing for too long lmao

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Been thinkin' about them a lot

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reposting my own Tweet (from 3 days ago) here 💖 enjoy

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they accidentally gave me the unheimlich manoeuvre and i choked to death in a distinctly uncanny way

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i forgot about this post but i still think this is true

do you think martin reads fanfic as a guilty pleasure. as someone who would definitely be targeted by the lonely i think he would. solace in fictional people and all of that. and we know books aren’t off-limits to the lonely.

so anyways my point for this is do you think he ever scrolls through AO3 looking for different tags and slowly starts attributing them to the different entities

Martin: Jon, do you think this “hanahaki” thing belongs to The Lonely or The Corruption?

Jon: How should I know, I don’t even—The Corruption.

Martin: Yeah, yeah, that’s what I’m thinking too.

then later y’know you get something like

Martin: Hurt/comfort, angst, sexual conte—okay, okay, uh—cannibalism! Well, that’s obviously The Flesh.

Jon: Following “sexual content”?

Martin: Well—I didn’t write it.

Jon, alarmed: I’d certainly hope not.

i just think it’d be funny. jon’s doing some jon stuff and martin’s browsing fics for fandoms he’s never even heard of

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i don't think anyone ever goes quite hard enough with exactly how bad gerry's hair must truly look. usually i see him depicted with long grown-out blonde roots but honestly blonde roots with black hair is a popular style.

the fact is that every time gerry's mentioned in a statement, the witness identifies him by how bad his dye-job is. people walk around every day with fuckass dye jobs. i myself have.

realistically how often do you look at someone in public and find their grown-out roots or fried, over-bleached ends so offensive as to be their most notable feature?

this dye job has to be catastrophic. i'm imagining completely uneven color, where the dye took better in some spots than others. spots fading faster than others into brown patches. ends fried to hell. like from his shoulder to his chin the hair is transparent.

people are experiencing mind-bending, life-and-death situations with a stranger that alter their entire perceptions of reality as they know it, and his shit hair strikes them as an important detail.

i need this man to look awful. which is so sexy, you understand.

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codependency

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(departure from my usual content, apologies for the self-indulgence)

SPOILERS FOR THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES - SEASON FINALE Lyrics under the cut:

Find a Leitner when you’re eight  Take a job at a spooky place Start smoking again way too late Run back toward the worms to grab a tape Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Spun by the eye-eye-eye So many dumb ways to die Wander tunnels after dark Chop a fractal table into parts Let yourself be framed Shake the hand of an angry living flame Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Spun by the eye-eye-eye So many dumb ways to die Don’t let Michael Crew be polite Find yourself facing Daisy’s knife Get skincare advice from a plastic face Decide Distortion is a good escape Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Spun by the eye-eye-eye So many dumb ways to die Steal a ghost from the hunter’s den Bring a bunch of C4 to The Stranger’s dance Let a man dig in your chest You know, who said you need all your ribs?  Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Spun by the eye-eye-eye-eye So many dumb ways to die Walk into a coffin to save someone Look into the heart of a blackened sun Gouge out your eyes in a half-baked flight plan Step into the Lonely cuz it’s taken your man And when it all comes down the that last ending At Martin’s hand, it’s quite possibly The roughest way to die The roughest way die Roughest way to die-ie-ie-ie So many dumb- So many dumb ways to die Be safe around webs. A message from the Archives.

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Don't make me pull out my Arthur Lester wound stats

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FINALLY!!!!!!!! TMAGP LENT ANIMATION HAS BEEN FREED FROM PROCRASTINATION HELL!!!!!!!!

This took way too long bc the malevolent brainrot got in the way so,,,,,, yeah I hope y’all enjoy!!! started this I mid-march so that’s why this has more first half of s1 vibes :))

also the YouTube link!!

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*Posts this for the Jarthur monster frickers*

*leaves with no explanations*

John be like:

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My favorite type of Malevolent fic.

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I think one of the fundamental horror elements of jon and martin's relationship (that is super underutilized in fanworks imo) is that when they say "where you go, I go," they really mean it. by the time they're striding across that hellscape, and tbh even earlier than that, there is no duplicity or slight or monstrous act either of them could do that the other wouldn't forgive so they could stay together. personal insults, lashing out, working with the enemy, attacking strangers, direct violence, deliberately endangering each other, murder, encouraging murder, total and complete betrayals of trust, they've done it all and reconciled afterwards. sometimes they talk it out and resolve it in a reasonable way, and sometimes they're just like "hmm. fucked up!" or ("hmm. kinda cute when he does it <3") and never mention it again.

it's not just about letting anything slide with each other, either, it's bigger than that. martin will make the decision on a personal level that he could never live with surviving off of innocent people's suffering, but if doing that on a cosmic scale is the way to keep jon with him then he will sacrifice all his principles and do it. jon is hell bent on quarantining the fears by literally murdering the planet as quickly and efficiently as possible, but the second this means martin potentially dying in front of him he changes his mind. when jon says that their love for each other is "the real core of it," he's not just declaring affection after a fight, he is stating the cause for the incomprehensible tragedy that they're about to enact. it's less "the love was there, it didn't change anything" and more "the love was there, it doomed us all." it isn't even a question, they will wrap their soulmate-red binding string around the necks of everyone in the entire cosmos before they sever it.

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the thing about working as a housekeeper is that sometimes I will be called to clean a room that is in such a state that it gives me pause.

The thing about being a housekeeper at a Hospital is that it is not the things that would usually be concerning that leave me with questions.

Like if I go clean a room and it is just covered in blood, I'm not all "where did all this blood come from" that would be silly. It came from inside the patient and they were already in a hospital so they're probably mostly fine hopefully.

In fact "Inside the patient" is where most of the potentially concerning stuff I have to deal with comes from. Vomit? That's from inside the patient. Urine? Feces? Inside the patient baby. Needles full of unidentified drugs? That was supposed to go inside the patient but I guess they frogot.

But when I go to clean a hospital room and it is full of Sand... Did that come from inside the patient? I hope not. Why is there so much sand? Where did it come from? Was there some kind of terrible beach accident?

I have many questions and I'm scared of the answers.

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i love that fractured peice of a god!!

bonus silly: