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First you start knitting, then you try crochet (or the other way around) because that cool project requires it, then you see all that marvelous embroidery and you think why not? At a certain point you wonder, is it so hard to sew clothes? Maybe you could try, and you start thinking about that old sewing machine in the attics. Then you see a video of someone spinning wool and you feel your hands itching, but wool is so expensive, how much does keeping alpacas costs, then

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these look so fucking cool, I need these immediately for my hoard please and thank you

“The Galatea Pearl uses synthetic gem material as a bead nucleus to produce a bead cultured Tahitian pearl. Later the pearl is hand carved to display the color underneath, highlighting the contrast against the dark nacre.”

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I think it's so great that humans decorate ourselves. We wrap our bodies in colorful fabric. We dangle shiny pieces of metal and polished stones from our ears. We paint our nails, dye and style our hair, make our eyelids a thousand different colors. We draw art on our skin, sometimes permanently. We do all these things just because it brings us joy! We have so much self-expression that we don't acknowledge enough!!!

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This was an incredibly beautiful nurse stump I found on Alder Ridge at Oxbow Regional Park in Oregon (it's near the flight path for Portland International Airport, hence the plane sounds near the end.) This is likely an old western red cedar (Thuja plicata) stump, hollowed out by decay and hosting a wide variety of mosses, lichens, fungi and other living beings. It was probably a good four feet in diameter at the base, perhaps a little larger, and while large portions of it have long since returned to the soil and the nutrient cycle, this ancient tree continues to feed the forest.

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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS PERSON GETS IT

I don't need someone to match my freak; I need someone to complement my freak. Accentuate and accent my freak. Plus, we gotta diversify our freak portfolio here -- combine our efforts to cover the greatest amount of freakage instead of seeking freak redundancy.

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adorable gob

gob with frog

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fuck yeah, goblin chaos at its finest

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excuse you, i worked very hard to create my cozy goblin nest of a home

introverts be like "i know a good spot" and then go home

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i want a mysterious source of income

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I need these, for goblin reasons

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sitting in the rain, fully cloaked in a giant leaf . . . i’m positive this would heal something in me

Inner peace 🕊️🐱😌

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people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

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I want a goblin partner!

We can collect shinies together and they’ll be like “oh gob! look at this!” and we’ll look at shinies and worms and snails together

and we’ll get married in our underground burrow under the skylights in the ceiling that are resting at surface level

and we’ll display our favorite shinies in the tunnels we’ve dug and in the entrance to the surface

and in our swamp garden we’ll have cute chairs for us to sit in and matching chairs, just tinier, for our frog friends

won’t someone please give me a goblin partner???????

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