#goblin energy

[hobgobknowsbest]

[burythecarnival]

come on, gang! we're eating summer fruits over the sink like little kitchen goblins!

[flannelepicurean]

Yo, today in Fun Facts From Tumblr That I'm Gonna Be Extremely Abnormal About, that @one-time-i-dreamt post about height came back around, and I realized that Gerard Way is 1.0 Gokus tall, which gives my 1.00007-Vegetas-tall self AT LEAST 14.6 grillion Ferals of pure goblin energy.

[theadhdgoblin]

[swinging-through-the-stars]

Average Majima Everywhere Experience

(full sketch below cut)

[buggedboi]

A GOBLIN MANIFESTO

AWE & WONDER AT NATURE - RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO ONLY FIND BEAUTY IN FLOWERS - WE HAVE BEEN CONDITIONED TO REJECT BUGS AND DIRT FOR WE HAVE BEEN TAUGHT TO FEAR SEEMING UNCLEAN. THIS IS COLONIAL NONSENSE. NATURE IS MESSY AND COMPLEX AND ROTTING IS A FORM OF CREATION - EMBRACE ALL LIVING THINGS AND MARVEL AT THEIR PLACE IN THE ECOSYSTEM.

COMFORT IS RESISTANCE - PRIORITISE COSINESS! DOPAMINE DRESS, CUT YOUR HAIR IF YOU WANT, WEAR LAYERS THAT DON’T MAKE SENSE BUT FEEL GOOD ON YOUR BODY. ADVOCATE FOR YOUR NEEDS!

SHARE, DON’T HOARD - YOU ARE A GOBLIN, NOT A DRAGON. GREEDY GOBLINS ARE AN ANTISEMITIC TROPE - INVITE OTHERS TO ENJOY WHAT YOU FIND AND CREATE, INCLUDING NON-GOBLINS - MAKE OUR COMMUNITY IRRESISTABLE

PRESESERVE & PROTECT - NEVER TAKE MORE THAN NATURE NEEDS WHEN FORAGING OR COLLECTING - A FULL BAG FOR YOU IS A CHASM FOR BUGS. RESPECT LAWS THAT PRESERVE THE ENVIRONMENT, CREATE MISCHIEF BY WRITING TO YOUR MP ABOUT THEIR SUSTAINABILITY ACTIONS TWICE A WEEK.

LOOK DOWN FOR COOL STUFF ON THE GROUND, NOT ON OTHERS - PREJUDICE HAS NO PLACE IN THE GOBLIN COMMUNITY. MANY OF US ARE MARGINALISED AND FINDING FELLOW GOBLINS IS A HAVEN. MAINTAIN THE SAFE SPACE AND RESPECT THOSE OUTSIDE OF IT WHO MAY NOT UNDERSTAND US - SHOW THEM JOY IN A CULTIVATED COMMUNITY RATHER THAN DESPAIR AT BEING AN OUTSIDER.

[meanwhileinthestcu]

So, how was your BAFTAs? Oh, mine was really good. Had my first real "bisexual panic," seeing the Tennants make out on the red carpet, so that was quite something. And after a few rewatches (never mind how many), I had a realization...

I like to think of people with big, beautiful, expressive eyes and brains made for absolute mischief as "goblins" or having "goblin energy." And these two, these two people in particular... oh my god...

SERIOUSLY!! (This was the moment that really made me realize it.)

So, I can only speak for myself, but it makes absolute sense to me how someone might find both of these magical creatures extraordinarily attractive. It has made me realize that perhaps I am really not bisexual. I am, in fact...

... goblinsexual.

And while I know some of you will want to ask, if you search your hearts you already know the answer.

David and Anna are quite obviously elves.

[bog-bitch]

help i’m pretty sure my best friend is Spiders Georg

[themichelvictor-blog]

YES, THE NEXT EPISODE IS MXYZPTLK ONE, SINCE SEEING THE LEAKED DESIGN I WAS HYPED TO SEE THEM. THEY'RE SO CUTE. IF THIS SHOW GETS SEASON 2 I WANT MORE OF THEM. :3:3:3:3:3

[jayaxer]

H E H

[hobgobknowsbest]

[rithiathemoth]

First post! I posted this on Twitter, so I wanted to post here too (might do some more later). The Rivulet's energy can't be contained.

[spumoniidraws]

Idk how I didnt share this lil girl. Idk what her name is. But I love her. I made her a while ago. I will have to use her as an NPC in my D&D games

[theadhdgoblin]

[buggedboi]

goblincore things

the trees have eyes and it is not unsettling to you

Greeting magpies - it is only polite after all

feeling awe and wonder by staring into a pond with no fish but slithery skittery creatures

horror at a squished worm on the pavement

no coat, just layers and hooded clothing like the medieval peasants would have wanted

why have expensive, unethically mined crystals when rocks are literally right there and for free as long as you thank mother nature?

passionately sponsoring the weirdest, ugliest endangered insect at the zoo because nobody cares enough about them to save them

picking out knick-knacks from the furthest, most awkward angle on the shelf in a charity shop, rummaging with delight in bric-a-brac boxes, spending spare change at carboots, yard sales but everything you buy is picked up off the floor.

Too many independent artists at the market who sell stickers!! so many stickers! And pin badges! And little crocheted items!! How can you possibly choose???

Garden centres are a haven - going to aquatic centres and just looking at the cool groovy little aquatic plants and shrimps just wiggling around

Smashed pottery picked out of the mud is a like the archaeological find of a lifetime - even if it dates to precisely 2 years ago

Litter picking as an activity - gotta look after the environment so wildflowers can grow!

Appreciating a weedy garden, biodiversity heck yeah

Wooden board games - just something about the little wooden pieces is very thrilling

[artbymaranda]

You gotta let your wife keep the goblin.