maidofhope

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oh, and if you’d like a bit of Suffering on your friday night, may i present you with this passage from purple haze feedback

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I love how Nightschool Studios took two characters who could’ve potentially had a lot of relationship charisma and made them brother and sister just to say “HA” to everyone who tried to ship them together. Take that INCELS.  (Yes I know their relationship was built for much more than shipping, I just find it funny how people still ship Alex and Jonas KNOWING their related. Clowns honestly.)

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Mom: [muffled newspaper slap from next room over] no. stop.

Me: You okay?

Mom: I’m yelling at Pooky.

Me: Why???

Mom: Eating receipts again. [another slap]

Me: Idiot.

Mom: [another small muffled slap]

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Time: aUGH MY FUCKING HOT POCKET NUTTED ON ME

Light: Have you consider never using that phrase ever again?

Time: Look man, my hot pocket dumped its load onto me, what the fuck else am I supposed to say?

Life: “Well shoot, some of the sauce from my hot pocket spilled onto me”

Life: “I suppose I’ll head off to the faucet to wash this off, and perhaps change my clothing”

Time:

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Hey. Can y’all hook me up with that clean ol’ Knight of Heart moodboard? Thank you.

Hi, Same guy. I didn’t see you did other stuff, lol. I’ll actually just let you choose what you wanna do, cuz it all sounds really cool. Again, thanks, and sorry for the multiple asks. 

i chose to do a drawing!! : 0 i hope you like it dog!!!

-mod HC

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Seer of Rage for @limesun !! i hope u like it !

-mod HC

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H-hewwo? Is anybody thewe? Can I request fanart for the Prince of Blood?

sure thing bro!!

-mod HC

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Knight of Breath for anon!

-mod HC

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Season 3 please include more fluffy polyamory.  please I am begging you.

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Classpect shit

Aight so I’m literally just here to share some of my favorite classpects and why they’re my favs and that’s all -Maid of Hope (well that's my user lmao) - bubbly as fuCK literally a ray of light and hope. MADE (pun intended) of hope. -Sylph of Time - ULTIMATE mom, but also very badass streetsmart intelligent  -Knight of Heart - imagine the splinters bro, it’s like soul eater and jojo up in here -Witch of Light - smartest person on earth, also very good at puzzle games -Heir of Space - man they’re idiots and I love them -Mage of Heart - imagine being as sweet as a mage of heart, I would die -Rogue of Light - passively an idiot but is the master of bad puns -Knight of Breath - idk man I just enjoy protective dad types -Sylph of Doom - FUCKING NECROMANCY. THEY’RE LITERALLY A NECROMANCER -Thief of Rage - you’ll never win in a fight, they’re a bastard  -Bard of Hope - hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh -Page of Time - only the most clueless baby ever, someone please help them -Prince of Blood - I hate you but I’d also let you slap me and I’d thank you -Seer of Void - this classpect is the driver of my aesthetic and also imagine the shit this classpect has seen -Witch of Mind - so all I’m saying is Ben Shapiro is a Witch of Mind, and that’s the only reason I have to like this classpect -Maid of Life - if it ain’t broke don’t fix it, probably meditates -Heir of Rage - all Kyles are heirs of rage -Seer of Breath - knows all of your secrets, and has definitely seen you showering -Rogue of Space - dad jokes, grills, is your dad -Mage of Doom - government assigned Sollux kinnie, but also probably very disturbed yet intelligent  -Witch of Space - probably either a furry or punk but 100% would kick your ass and win -Bard of Heart - terrifying and a sense of impending doom constantly. I would 100% be afraid of one -Mage of Light - smartest being in the galaxy. ultimate enlightened one. Albert Einstein is a Mage of Light -Maid of Breath - mom? ill finish this later I have to sleep before the scary guy comes

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Land of Tears and Angels for a Maid of Hope, for Anonymous!

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Jesus Christ from the Bible is a Muse of Blood!

[Merry Christmas!]

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Hey,my classpect is Prince Of time,so... Am I in trouble?

do you want to be?

~mod morning

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hi oxenfree fandom

Hello dear friends in the oxenfree fandom (which is all but dust at this point but whatever,) I’ve come to deliver head cannons that already exist probably but if you need reminders, here you go: Headcannons: - Ren has ADHD - Both Jonas AND Alex suffer from survivor’s guilt - Clarissa also suffers from survivor’s guilt you cannot change my mind - Nona has Aspergers  - Alex comes to every single one of Ren’s shows - Ren has extremely calloused hands - Jonas almost INDEFINITELY has an inferiority complex - Alex is asexual and panromantic  - Ren is bisexual - Clarissa is straight but thinks girls are really pretty - I take that back, she and Nona would date when Nona and Red wouldn’t - which brings me to my third point: - Nona is also bisexual - Jonas is a mystery but I will make him gay don’t test me - Nona has never gotten above a 80% on a test - Clarissa couldn’t stand to be around Alex because she and Michael looked too similar, but when Alex dyed her hair Clarissa thought she was slightly more tolerable - Jonas is appreciative to have Alex in his life, but often gets mad at his dad for replacing his mom - Ren wasn’t present for Michael’s death but was most likely a close friend of his and probably suffered alongside Alex and Clarissa both. - Nona is dyslexic  FUN ACTUAL CANON FACTS: - The day Jonas moved in he hung up a Nasa poster in his room. - Jonas is living in Michael’s old room in the attic - Ren took bass guitar lessons - Nona attended a ballet academy in one ending - Nona is an Owl Scout (similar to a Girl Scout I’d assume) - Clarissa has a dog named Charlie - Jonas has a love for Carmen Sandiego - Jonas is a kleptomaniac - Ren is a Cancer

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HEY LOOK

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brother: you had one job and it was not to make this gayer than it already is me: oops

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Oxenfree / Parks and Rec

Ren: "Okay, code-names. Mine is 'Eagle 1.'

Ren: "Nona is 'been there done that.'

Ren: "Jonas is 'currently doing that.'

Ren: "Clarissa is 'it happened once in a dream.'

Ren: "Michael is 'if I had to pick a dude [besides Jonas]'

Ren: "Alex is...'Eagle 2.'

Alex: "Oh, thank God."