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My favorite response to being told to go fuck myself is "maybe I will" because like. You will never know

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Walked up to two of my coworkers the other night just in time to hear one of them say "you can romance the toilet" and I knew what he was talking about bc he had just informed me the previous night that he got Date Everything but I had a Time

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If you’re reading this please be nice to yourself today because you do matter

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he’s fifteen minutes old

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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I keep being like maybe tomorrow will be better maybe tomorrow will be better maybe tomorrow will be better and it never is

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This is probably different for different people but for me personally ADHD feels like if you can only carry a cup of water across a room if you’re juggling with your other hand

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Started thinking about Death Stranding this morning

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This is not like a fully completed thought but yk

So I've done my first aid + CPR a few times. And every single time I try and bring up scenarios for fat folks

Specifically like 'what if someone is too large for me to wrap my arms around then to do the heimleich'

And its incredibly rare I get a decent answer.

How absolutely insane is it that me, as a fat person, is asking how to have MY life saved or to save ANOTHER life, is an impossible feat if someone is fat.

Most of the time they tell me to 'just try anyways uwu'

There has got to be a better option.

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One of the most important things I’ve learned as a Real Adult™ is the importance of a job half done. 

Today I did a load of dishes, wiped off my stove, and swept the kitchen floor. Did I do the best job, or finish every dish? No! My stove still has that caked on caramel that I need to bust out an SOS pad to take care of, one of our big pots is still sitting in the sink, and somehow a kitty kibble unearthed itself while I was wiping down the stove (?? how??).. but the kitchen looks a LOT better. It’s once again an inhabitable, usable space.

Parents, bosses, teachers, even my own self, harp upon absolute perfect completion of a task as the be all and end all of a job well done, but god damn, my kitchen isn’t terrible because I took the time to improve it. Little steps, especially when you’re struggling, are important. They mean a LOT. They are a sign that you won, if only in that brief moment, and they make getting all the other stuff done so much easier later on down the road. 

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fuck this *I bite into the apple seed I keep under my tongue for emergencies. I've finally reached the end of my lifetime allowance of apple seeds I can eat without getting cyanide poisoning and I die instantly*

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This thread omg

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I keep foreseeing the future and then ending up being right and I don't know what to do with this information

Last night I had a really bad feeling on the way home and now I have just been informed that a murder happened not far from us around the same time

Like it's not always cut and dry visions (sometimes it is) but I can always feel it when something is going to happen

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Light answers a tough question