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Just saw this on Pinterest... Thoughts, especially on the last part? :'D (i think thats enough internet for today, buh-bye)

I am not gay nor submissive.

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I want to eat the souls of the innocent.

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good

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Yuri is pregnant. You are the godmother. Can we name the baby after you?

- <3

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Why you look ugly in the reboot compared to the original game

I don't know.

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depends.

How about I start killing your Sergeants — actually do you even have those, or is this a repeat of 1944 where anyone other than you is the exact same value and I just have to kill any of them?.

- 🦊

repeat ig everyone is below me and Yuri and Nolan are my bitches- I mean my right-hand men.

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did you ever decide if you want to be friends? I can bring the booze

Ok bring the vodka.

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....I like Price's son, Mathias. There. I said it. (Silly little oc-based things but it's canon)

He hurt you in any way I beat him to death.

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Flirted with Yuri. You're invited to our wedding now. He wants you to walk him down the aisle

- <3

no

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I want to bite you

hm.

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Is Yuri looking for a wife? If so, I’d be happy to help

- <3

I do not know nor care about his love life. The less I know the better.

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I’ll give you more time to think.

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ok.

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Did you ever make up your mind about the father figure idea? I’ll be better than your pos biological father.

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Yayyy!!

(Yuri must now suffer adventuring aka babysitting a 5ft4 wannabe pirate. They get into several shenanigans are wanted by interpol and are banned in 47 countries. Yuri returns to Makarov after a couple months exhausted and scared for life)

Yuri: ....I fought a tiger....bare hands.....(Literally the minimum of what he's done)

good.

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"Young man, there's a place you can go, I said

Young man, when you're short on your dough you can

Stay there and I'm sure you will find

Many ways to have a good time"

(IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y M C A!! I'm doing the dance as i type this lmao)

hm...

[peak]

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Steve, le-

Le 🐟poisson🐟 Steve

Il est oraaaange

Il a des bras💪 et des jambes🦵

Le 🐟poisson🐟 Steve

(it's been stuck in my head for days i fucking love steve)

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Hi :D

(definitely isn't keeping Yuri in the basement for sure)

Hello you can keep him

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Name’s Lisowski. Some call me Pazur. Poland’s cold shoulder to the world’s messier problems. Deep-cover, deep scars, and a preference for silent entries—though I don’t mind a little noise if it gets the message across. Heard this is where the sharp minds come to sharpen claws. Figured I’d see if the stories about the Russian boogeyman are true… or just another tale for nervous NATO brass. I don’t start wars—I end operations. Let's talk. -🐾

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