Martin Whitly is a killer queen
and he will blow your mind anytime.
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Malcolm, genuinely disturbed and worried about what he’s just seen
Martin, always the optimist and visibly pleased that he’s raised one (1) murder child:
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i knew ainsley was more like martin and malcolm is more like jessica, not the other way around. I KNEW IT. not that she’s a full on psycho, but she’s way more cutthroat (pun intended) than malcolm. i can’t blame ainsley for doing it. i mean there’s a case for protection/self defense, but damn it’s like something came over her. that was A LOT.
the “my girl!” from martin tho
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malcolm gets pegged. convince me otherwise.
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*father is a serial killer which gives him trauma*
Malcolm: this is fine :)
*almost dies on multiple occasions*
Malcolm: this is fine :)
*Watches his little sister slit a mans throat*
Malcolm: ahem- THIS IS NO LONGER FINE!!
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Leaving all that DNA on the body? Very sloppy, son.
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MALCOLM BRIGHT CALLED JOHN WATKINS A BASIC BITCH
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Prodigal Son | 1x09 - “Pied-A-Terre”
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Your dad is a psychopath who has scarred you for life.
Have a candy.
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