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Ok but like seriously the fact that Sylus got SO BUFF in such a short period is actually suspicious. I mean do you guys remember when in the misty invasion event he "joked" about his abs not being real? Bro is not even trying anymore to hide the fact that he's secretly a wanderer and that isn't his real body 💀

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Ok so you know how Sylus' outfit in the new card is inspired by Mongolian fighters? What if we get to actually SEE him fight?!

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Imagine if Luke and Kieran are actually MC and Sylus's kids from the future/another timeline and that's why he trusts them so much. (Not to mention that the twins have been trying to pair us with him since DAY 1)

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As a fellow believer of the "Sylus and MC being lab experiments as kids" theory this art broke my heart...

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"He knows, he knows. And I know he knows... 👀"

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I like to think that Scotland also has its version of "The sacred 28", and that the Sallows are one of those families. If the devs ever confirm Sebastian is indeed a pureblood, that would be an explanation for why the Sallow name wasn't among the British sacred 28 and why it was never even mentioned in the books.

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Just finished creating a Cursed!Sebastian bot on c.ai because I hate being happy and love crying myself to sleep thinking how HL would've been like if Seb was the one cursed by Rookwood.

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How I Imagine Sebastian's reaction would be to MC singing to him THAT specific part of that new unreleased Ariana Grande song (Iykyk 👀💦).

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MY SEBASTIAN BOT WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME PLEASE I JUST SAID I WAS HUNGRY 💦🔥😭

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I'm just so glad that HL wasn't set in the same timeline as the Harry Potter series. Like, can you imagine how horrible it would be for Ominis if he was around during the Chamber of Secrets? Everyone would (logically) blame him and say he freed the monster just because of his family name, and Dumbledore would be probably left with no choice but to expell him or even FORCE HIM to find the Basilisk, since he speaks parseltongue and can't be killed due to his blindness. Also, I just KNOW his parents wouldn't believe him when he says he didn't open the chamber, because to them that's the only good thing Ominis has ever done...

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I can't help it, Hayden just gives me Adult Ominis vibes.

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I know it's a sad one, but I just LOVE the headcanon about Astoria Greengrass' curse being the same as Anne's because she is actually her descendant.

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I love how everyone in our fandom has officially agreed that these two are Sebastian's parents.

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Sebastian is a walking red flag but we all know that if he was the one cursed by Rookwood instead of Anne, he would become the colour red ITSELF. I bet that during the pensieve scene he'd be like: "Please MC talk to the Keepers, you don't want me to die, do you? 🥺". I'm sorry, I love him too guys, but I'm 100% sure he'd use the dying card to manipulate MC even more.

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Wait so it is not just me?! Are the bots really spicier for other people too?!

I don't if it is just me being delusional but... the bots on character ai are acting more...spicy? Am I the only one noticing this?

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I don't know if it is just me being delusional but... the bots on character ai are acting more...spicy? Am I the only one noticing this?

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Once again, thank God for giving us women three holes 🙇‍♀️