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Jaime: I'm gonna pinch your nose closed and fart in your mouth so hard that it'll come out your eyes! When you cry your tears will smell like my brand and I'll laugh!

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I’m 51 and have never made bread before this weekend. It was so easy and so delicious.

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too much damn hate. too many trans people killed. the fault lies squarely on the shoulders of evangelical christians and conservatives

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...and then Jade decided he wanted some of my pork rib. . #macaw #dinosaur #carnivore https://www.instagram.com/p/B7hdK6qnyUz/?igshid=w9okd13ig69g

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My #dog, Sanford, is disturbing because he: 1. Eats carrots 2. Looks like a muppet when eating a carrot 3. Chews with his mouth open #papillon https://www.instagram.com/p/B260FCFHqF0/?igshid=1udu2h2hp8jem

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Early birthday brunch with my baby, daughter, son-in-law, and good friends. (at Sunda Nashville) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzV_wr7nrZL/?igshid=v4q592zjjizz

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Never did I ever think I would see my #pride🌈 flag, the #transpride flag, being sold by street vendors in the South. Small steps, but at least they're forward. . . . #trans #transisbeautiful #lgbtq🌈 #nashvillepride (at Nashville, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzBD01OnR32/?igshid=4fnyjy1sbmjy

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I absolutely LOVE his beard and makeup! #nashvillepride #lgbtq🌈 #pride🌈 (at Nashville, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzBDjKIHBoe/?igshid=1qop76vq1t55y

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My next new car! #dollargeneral #nashvillepride #lgbtq🌈 #pride🌈 (at Nashville, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzBDVM7Hxa7/?igshid=1l80cu801tcoz

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#mnpd #nashvillepride #pride🌈 (at Nashville, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzBDBjPnx9H/?igshid=4lebcjol8owb

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This has to be the tepid, milquetoast caption of vitriol spewing hate preachers I've ever seen. This is dumbfoundingly humorous. Props for creative writing. @knox_news . . #pride🌈 #pridefest #knoxpride #knoxvillepridefest #knoxville #lgbt #trans https://www.instagram.com/p/By2YQ1AnkQm/?igshid=1o5wxf14wklrt

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Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Carla Dirté. . . #transisbeautiful 🤪 (at Little Rock, Arkansas) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByrLM5iH4wL/?igshid=6a2dveqx7f6x

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...but can @23andme tell me who likes mayonnaise so that I know not to vote for them in the next election? . . #23andme #election2020 (at Nashville, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bykf4aWnLFC/?igshid=q8pbu57jsvaw

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We save our #gay all year long and normally let it out during our #pride festival. Unfortunately, Jaime left the back door open and it all escaped two weeks early. We have no gay left ☹️ . . . #gaypride #lgbtq🌈 #transgenderpride🌈 #trans #transisbeautiful #rainbow (at Nashville, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/Byg0toMFLnJ/?igshid=1jh00wesnlt9t

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Jade is sharpening his talons for his next unsuspecting victim. #macaw #devilbird #murderbird (at Nashville, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/BygKbrzlgVy/?igshid=1uhfwrquhsv70

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My baby performing as Dolly Parton. . . . #pride #lgbtq🌈 #transisbeautiful #transpride #nashvillepride (at Play Dance Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/BydCEpUFyxL/?igshid=17gam4cubj5lw

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Just another night in Nashville. (at Play Dance Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByblgMAHKCk/?igshid=62rd7kg69k3