got a pussy like an ashtray
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I won an evil laugh competition last night
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Goal For Knuckles
‘Virtua Striker 2002’
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The first part of this meme is so fucking funny… men really do be like where’s the ketchup lol.
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Now we’re talking
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guards! read me my bedtime yaoi
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wearing my multitool on my carabiner tonight so if i hear a beautiful femme say "oh no the bartender forgot to open my bottle:(" i can say dont worry princess<3 and take the bottle fumble over it for ten minutes with my multitool smash it to pieces and walk away shaking and crying
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love when a man can't stfu about nerdy shit- like yes baby, infodump a load inside me
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Tested positive for being a lovely and handsome yet sleepy boy
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