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weird mewtwo and jfk comparisons
both were made in a lab
mewtwo had a secretary named kennedy, kennedy had a secretary named mewtwo
both have incredible psychic powers
kennedy became president in 1960, mewtwo became president in 6019
mewtwo was shot in the head and killed, kennedy was shot in the head and killed
mewtwo was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven, kennedy was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT LMAOOO CANCEL CULTURED MADE MY HORSE FAIL A DRUG TEST??
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At the end of Titanic (1997), Rose’s last memory before she passes away is kissing Jack, which means she probably died in the middle of a wet dream
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New steven Universe episode
Steven: Teach me the Kaioken Technique Eminem: Ok
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