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Neil Josten as f1 driver

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Fem andreil

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supernatural is so funny. sometimes they'll look for God and say things like "try new mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla" "no, he's not on any flatbread" and then you get bangers like "freedom is a length of rope and God wants you to hang yourself with it".

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first date idea: i show you all the spn edits i have saved on tiktok and you give commentary on each one of them

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i am a tragedy enjoyer before i am human

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my roman empire is fandoms constantly babygirlifying the wrong characters

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will and hannibal playing animal crossing (new leaf)

will has a black 3DS and hannibal has a pink one (will told him it was the last one even though it wasn’t because he thought it was funny to watch big scary hannibal playing a pink 3DS and complaining about “rude” villagers)

hannibal bought them matching carrying cases (he’s extra like that) and always reminds will to use them because he forgets and leaves his 3DS wherever

they first tried to share a town but it didn’t work (they couldn’t agree on anything and kept getting irritated with one another)

hannibal town’s name is probably an obscure reference no one in their right mind would get

will town’s name is probably something silly (he doesn’t really care about the town’s name) or a reference to hannibal’s obscure reference

hannibal town’s flag is something related to the town’s obscure name, will town’s flag is a fish he drew

hannibal cut down all the trees the first chance he got and then planted them all again in an “organised and civilised” way (he also organised all the flowers)

will just plants whatever wherever, he doesn’t really care if the trees and flowers are all over the place

hannibal spends most of the time “improving” his town, doing public work projects and setting town ordinances (he says the only respectful character in the whole game is isabelle because she helps him improve the town)

will spends most of the time fishing and catching bugs, he literally could not care less about how many benches there are in his town

hannibal’s house has like four floors and all the rooms are super big, all his furniture is elegant and stylish (he also buys records all the time, every room in his house has a record player that’s constantly playing something)

will’s house has like two rooms, it’s barely furnished and full of fish in their little tanks (will thinks tom nook looks sketchy and refuses to go to nook’s home)

when they visit each other’s towns will tries to steal all of hannibal’s fruit and hannibal tries to organise the whole of will’s town (they chase each other with the axe or shovel while the other tries to do this)

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hannigram tiktok slideshows are the only thing keeping me going but at the same time they might just be my downfall

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girls who are doomed by the narrative!! girls who have been dead since the beginning. girls who are dragged into death not kicking and screaming but clinging on to the brink until their fingers ache with the weight of the years they’ve stolen. girls who’s every last words are already etched on the stone of an open and waiting grave.

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feeling very doomed by the narrative right now

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loki not getting his happy ending once again might be my last straw

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so. you're saying loki went thru every scenario, every possible one, and even they, a fucking god, couldn't figure it out. what to do, how to proceed. so. so they went to MOBIUS. and said, AGAIN, "i need your help". because. because they knew no matter what time, mobius WOULD help them and he did. and he DID. and you're saying they knew what they had to do, sacrifice themselves, so they offered a handshake to mobius with TEARS IN THEIR EYES, believing it would be the last time they ever saw him and. and . you're saying it all comes back to mobius. everything. oh my gkd.