markerofthemidnight
markerofthemidnight
The Ultimate Apologist
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I'm on this website, I think.Pronouns: she/her Sexuality: Aro/ace(background from Cinderella’s Castle by Team Starkid, pfp from April Anarchy 2022: Round 5 (official video from P:EG dev team))
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markerofthemidnight · 7 minutes ago
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markerofthemidnight · 13 minutes ago
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A lot of the things I reblog on this website I just kinda read, nod wisely, reblog, and then move on
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markerofthemidnight · 14 minutes ago
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I continue to run into people that are confused as to why Americans have screens on our windows and it’s really quite simple.
Bugs
Diseases carried by bugs
Other assorted wildlife such as dogs and teenagers
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markerofthemidnight · 14 minutes ago
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My new bread pans make the most... Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda
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markerofthemidnight · 15 minutes ago
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Randomly remembered something I saw online and can't remember the exact details of - a translation of an ancient Egyptian letter that a young soldier sent his family from abroad, I think from Rome. While all the other details are lost to me, I distinctly remember the tone of the letter, because the attitude in it was so shockingly different to the way I was raised. In Finnish, the word for "conceited" is literally "self-loving", and there's a saying about how self-praise reeks, and any kind of praise of one's own is downright shameful. Entire generations have been raised with the idea that saying anything positive about your own children will rot their moral core.
And this guy in this letter was like "Dear father, dear mother, I am now here in Rome! I am sure to prosper thanks to how excellently you have raised me. I have commissioned a picture of myself in my new uniform, so you can see how handsome I look in it."
Like... Damn. Imagine raising a kid to be that unwaveringly confident in their own worth and prospects, and unhesitant to praise you as well. Why would you raise your kid any other way.
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markerofthemidnight · 16 minutes ago
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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY
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markerofthemidnight · 17 minutes ago
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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markerofthemidnight · 2 hours ago
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True Nature - Chapter 4: Lions and Dragons and Bears
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62488774/chapters/172638688
The gang make their way into the tree room, and get introduced to three new Ultimates.
Yaaay! True Nature Chapter 4 is out!
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markerofthemidnight · 4 hours ago
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my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine
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markerofthemidnight · 4 hours ago
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miniminuteman on youtube
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markerofthemidnight · 4 hours ago
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honestly my favorite 4chan post
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markerofthemidnight · 4 hours ago
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markerofthemidnight · 4 hours ago
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jkasjdkasjksajfdasfdsafd goodbye
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markerofthemidnight · 6 hours ago
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Honestly, if you're a kid and an adult tells you "they're just trying to get a reaction out of you :)" as a response to being told that some younger kid is tormenting you, that should count as full permission to punt that little shit. Like I would never hit a child, but if you're seven years old and a five-year-old is being a cunt at you and adults just tell you "oh they just want to find out what happens if they keep doing that", wouldn't only be fair to let them know what happens if they keep doing that?
Siblings should never be left responsible of raising each other, but if adults have decided that they are allowed to fuck around, wouldn't it only be your right - or even downright duty - to let them consequently find out?
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markerofthemidnight · 6 hours ago
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“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake
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markerofthemidnight · 6 hours ago
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oh!!!!!!!!!
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spamming a ton of tags for awareness
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markerofthemidnight · 6 hours ago
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